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russianhoe: can someone pls get me starbucks
patrioticsass: of course nat :) what do u want!
russianhoe: a venti matcha green tea frappuccino made with soy milk, chips, and peppermint
patrioticsass: ....
patrioticsass: k
winteriscoming: natalia... can't we just get u one of those small espresso bottles that they have at like whole foods or something
russianhoe: sorry james but your demon spawn currently wants a venti machta green tea frappuccino made with soy milk, chips, and peppermint and it says that if you have a problem with that you can shove up your stretched asshole :)
winteriscoming: damn...........
richbich: natasha chill
russianhoe: sorry its just for the past 3 months all i have ever wanted was starbucks
russianhoe: and also chocolate croissants
richbich: i'll just have a starbucks stand built in ur building i'll just need your landlord's number
russianhoe: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY ADULT LIFE
patrioticsass: WAIT U CAN DO THAT???
richbich: of course i can... i have more money in a single strand of hair than you'll ever have in a lifetime. i'm pretty sure i can set up a damn coffee stand fuck u
patrioticsass: geez goddamn
winteriscoming: natasha im near this vegan bakery do u want anything from there ?
russianhoe: when would you ever be near a vegan bakery/restaurant thing ???? ur an unhealthy ass bitch
russianhoe: and i'm not even vegan???
winteriscoming: damn im jogging with sam do u want anything or not
winteriscoming: the place is called peacefood cafe you can find a menu online maybe
russian: i want a roasted japanese pumpkin sandwich
richbich: um what is that
russianhoe: step off tony you once showed up at headquarters eating a sandwich with just toothpaste and said "two in one". you were sober
richbich: it was efficient?? sorry for being such a life hack queen
winteriscoming: never say that again
winteriscoming: and i just got your sandwich and im heading towards your place
russianhoe: cool
richbich: hey does anyone know where steve is?? he hasn't said anything in this damn chat for like 25 mins
richbich: maybe he's running from an angry mob of starbucks baristas after he told them ur obnoxious ass order
russianhoe: fuck you
winteriscoming: im sure he's fine hahahaha :)
russianhoe: are u okay james
winteriscoming: yeah
wineriscoming: i mean my husband might be dead af but honestly im just watching riverdale and chilling lmfao
winteriscoming: steve rogers who???
patrioticsass: OMG GUYS
richbich: damn we thought you were dead
patrioticsass: oh lol no
patrioticsass: i just got chased down by this unstable barista after i gave her my starbucks order but im okay now :)
russianhoe: WHAT
winteriscoming: wow natasha your obnoxious starbucks order nearly killed my husband !!!!
richbich: steve why didn't your defend yourself? you were probs 8 times bigger than her?? you're a government trained assassin thing??
patrioticsass: first of all im not a fucking assassin we've been over this
patrioticsass: and i'd rather run away screaming from a woman than ever violently lay a hand on one :/
patrioticsass: but yeah she was very harmless ! she had a nice bow in her hair !
russianhoe: the feminist icon we deserve !!
winteriscoming: i'm just gonna pretend that this whole damn day didn't happen
winteriscoming: natalia let me in
russianhoe: k
patrioticsass: wait for me!!!! im one block away!!!!!!!!
russianhoe: ok damn
russianhoe: we should watch the addams family values when u y'all get here rt if u agree
patrioticsass: rt!!!!
winteriscoming: rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt
russianhoe: lit
winteriscoming:...never say that again u broke ass stoner piece of shit
russianhoe: k
richbich: i've never seen the addams family values.....
russianhoe: BITCH IF U DON'T GET HERE IN FIVE MINUTES TO GET FUCKING EDUCATED ILL TAKE UR MULTI-BILLION DOLLOR BUSSINESS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
richbich: THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
russianhoe: COME
richbich: OK
Friday, 3:29 PM
richbich: GUYS TURN ON THE NEWS
winteriscoming: no one gives a fuck whether or not your new starkpad 37362728 launched get the fuck outta here
richbich: TRUST ME ON THIS
patrioticsass: which channel ???!!
richbich: FOX NEWS
russianhoe: ew no
winteriscoming: fuck off u republican shit
richbich: FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE U INSINUATE THAT I AM A REPUBLICAN
winteriscoming: i didn't insinuate shit i fucking said it lmao
richbich: SECOND OF ALL I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS WHICH NEWS CHANNEL YOU PICK JUST TURN ONE ON
russianhoe: ok damn
winteriscoming: noah fence tony but i don't see how a starbucks barista being arrested for her crimes as nyc's most notorious murderer in years has anything to do with us
patriotcsass: um...
russianhoe: wait
russianhoe: steven grant, what was the name of the barista that chased you down
patrioticsass:...her name tag said michelle
richbich: AS IN MICHELLE GERRICK BITCH
richbich: THE MURDERER
winteriscoming: oh my fucking godddd
winteriscoming: steve you got chased down by a psychopathic murder and the only significant thing you noticed about her was the fucking bow she was wearing?!?!?!?
patrioticsass: oh wow im so sorry that i didn't immediately assume that the 5"2 120 pound starbucks barista chasing me was the new york butcher!!!
richbich: who dubs themselves the new york butcher.......stupid.....
russianhoe: y'know what??? im just happy you're alive steve
patrioticsass: :)
russianhoe: also can u please go to a whole food or something and get me a jar of dill pickles??
winteriscoming: he's !!!!!!! not !!!! leaving !!!!! this !!!!!!!! house !!!!!!! until !!!!!!!! i !!!!!!!! am !!!!!! finished !!!!!! freaking !!!!! the !!!!!! fuck !!!!!!! out !!!!!!!
russianhoe: i still need my dill fucking pickles james :)
winteriscoming:...i'll get you fried pickle chips from the stand outside
russianhoe:...deal