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richbich: listen up!!! everybody!!!! today's agenda is.......

richbich: steve. bucky, and natasha's spawn!!!

russianhoe: first of all bitch i was never an assassin i was a legally sanctioned hitman for shield

richbich: how is hitman any better??

russianhoe:...good point

patrioticsass: personally, i would like if u didn't call our unborn child an assassin baby/spawn

winteriscoming: i like it

patrioticsass: bucky???

winteriscoming: takes after their parents

richbich: ANYWAY

richbich: ever since natasha announced her pregnancy, i have been searching for names nonstop

richbich: for a girl, i like: britney, christina, gwen, mariah, or alicia

russianhoe: boi those are just the names of your favorite 90s-00s singers the fuck outta here 

richbich: shut!!!! the!!!! fuck!!!!! up!!!!!!

richbich: for a boy i like: mark, vladimir, ryan, marcus, garret, fredrik, or brandon

patrioticsass: those are the names of your favorite calvin klein models !!!

richbich: so??? what did u think your momma named you steve just because she felt like it?? no fuck you she named you after steve urkel

richbich: bucky was named after a god awful president

richbich: and nat was named after Natasha Richardson™

winteriscoming: can we all just chill????

russianhoe: yeah the kid is only a few weeks old lmao 

richbich: but you should think of a name before hand!! 

patrioticsass: actually you guys? i think it would be fun to think of names for our little munchkin :) 

winteriscoming:...fine 

russianhoe: if we're going to do this we should probs unblock thor bruce and clint 

richbich: ????????

richbich: THEY TURNED THIS GROUP CHAT INTO A DONALD TRUMP DEFENSE SQUAD™ FOR A WEEK FUCK THEM

russianhoe: TONY IT WAS A JOKE

richbich: NO IT WASNT

russianhoe: WHY DO YOU THINK THEY ENDED EVERY SENTENCE WITH "!!!1!1!!"

russianhoe: DO YOU HONESTLY THINK SWEET THOR WOULD EVER

richbich: oh god

richbich: @ thor im so sorry that an ugly bitch like me would ever say that oh my god

patrioticsass: ok im unblocking them!!

patrioticsass has unblocked: watchlikeahawk, imangry, and mysticalhair

watchlikeahawk: SWEET RELEASE

richbich: yeah you better not say donald trump in this group chat ever again motherfucker

mysticalhair: Hi Tony! I'm so sorry I would ever joke about that man's awfulness :'(

richbich: oh god thor no holy shit i was completely wrong i love you baby nothing will ever change that oh my fucking god

mysticalhair: :)

watchlikeahawk: what about me???

richbich: YOU DIRTY ASS CONSERVATIVE 

russianhoe: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT REPUBLICAN

winteriscoming: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TEXTING US I THOUGHT YOU HAD AN APPOINTMENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE TO KISS DONALD TRUMP'S ASSHOLE

patrioticsass: OH SHIT CONGRATS ON YOU JOB AT FOX NEWS!!!

watchlikeahawk:...are you all done??

russianhoe: yeah lmao

imangry: what are we doing back here... i thought i was finally free from this hell...

richbich: no haha we're thinking of names for the baby!!

mysticalhair: Oh yes! Congratulations Steve, Bucky, and Natasha! I was so excited to hear the news!

russianhoe: aw thanks thor :)

patrioticsass: yes it's so exciting!!

winteriscoming: i fucking cry whenever i think about it

imangry: the baby is only about 5 weeks old... why are you thinking of names now??

patrioticsass: because 

richbich: BECAUSE WE NEED TO

imangry: damn ok

watchlikeahawk: well, if it's a boy, it should be donald. if it's a girl, melania or ivanka :)

richbich has blocked watchlikeahawk from entering this chat.

richbich: i warned him and he didn't fucking listen

mysticalhair: I have much experience with naming children!

winteriscoming: you named your niece hela after the goddess of death

mysticalhair: And Loki loved it!

russianhoe: anyway

patrioticsass: what about you bruce ??

imangry: hmmm

imangry: if its a boy,,,, phoenix

imangry: juniper for a girl

russianhoe: wow bruce those names aren't shitty !

imangry: thx

patrioticsass: juniper............................................................................................

patrioticsass: j u n i p e r

winteriscoming: steve ???!?!?!

patrioticsass: Juniper

mysticalhair: Steve, are you alright?

patrioticsass: I LOVE IT

russianhoe: STEVE

imangry: :)

winteriscoming: its a pretty cool name !!!

winteriscoming: except

richbich: except what?? juniper's a perfectly beautiful name??

russianhoe: we already named the kid whoops

richbich: KQWJHDBDHJQWDBJHWEBK

richbich: WHAT NAMES???? TELL ME???

patrioticsass: it's a secret tony !

patrioticsass: besides we aren't even sure if their definite

richbich: BUT YOU ENCOURAGED US GIVING THE KID A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!

imangry: tony calm down!

patrioticass: we're sorry to disappoint you but it just happened! besides, we may look upon his/her face and think of a completely different name then we already picked out....we just want a name that will suit our precious baby no matter what.... something that will capture just how amazing they are and how much we love them :)

winteriscoming: why am i crying lmao

russianhoe: im crying because i am pregnant and my hormones are all over the place...but fuck :)

mysticalhair: I can already tell how amazing you will be at raising your child :)

richbich:....i guess.....

imangry: im gonna be the most push-over uncle ever shit