marriage bitches!!! part 2
winteriscoming: I GOT IT YES BITCHES MY HUSBANDDDDD
richbich: ur sooooo drunk lol
winteriscoming: bicth i might be??????
patrioticsass: where r wee??
richbich: we r at mcdonald's steve u drove us here
patrioticsass: oh yeah lmao
patrioticsass: but why are there so many tress?? mcdonalds where r u tf
richbich: steve you are outside of the mcdonald's with ur husband you are literally standing next to the sign
richbich: jesus i knew thor shouldn't have brought that asgardian weed are are stoned to shit
patrioticsass: WAIT WHERE IS MY MOTHER NATASHA WHERE R U
richbich: she went to get ur mcflurry calm down hoe
winteriscoming: is she getting my nugs too i asked her for nugs
richbich: ummm no i only see the guy getting a mcflurry
patrioticsass: NOOO GIVE A MAN HIS NUGGS
patrioticsass: #NugsForBucky
richbich: i hate u
russianhoe: steve and bucky i have ur shit come back to the table
winteriscoming: YES NATALIA U CAM THRU FOR A MANS NUGS LUV YOU
russianhoe: im too tired for this shit
russianhoe: also any specific reason you begged us for the reception to be @ mcdonald's???
winteriscoming: we like our nugs
patrioticsass: and our oreo mcflurrys!!
richbich: yeah but why did u want it to be specigdhsy at philidalphia??
winteriscoming: idk???
russianhoe: tony why did u give up writing specifically half way through
richbich: idk my brain doesn't remember that word
russianhoe: damn no wonder ur the worlds greatest scientific mind
richbich: aw thx
russianhoe: shut the fuck up that was sarcasm
russianhoe: everyone get in the car we are hauling ass back to the city
patrioticsass: k!!!
richbich: ps u guys i wrote a full transcript of the wedding/vow renewal here u go xoxoxo
winteriscoming: wtf u skipped through everything
richbich: yeah that;s bc everything that wasn't gay was pointless
winteriscoming: hoe
patrioticsass: GUSY STOP HITTING EACHOTHER NAT IS TRYING TI DRIVE!!!!!!!
richbich: we are literally sitting next to eachother why didn't you just tell us
patrioticsass: bc i knew u hoes would only stop to check ur phones
winteriscoming: ur so smart love u babydoll
patrioticsass: <3
richbich: NAT TELL THEM TO STOP MAKING OUT
russianhoe: can u guys shut the fuck up i am trying to driveeee
richbich: its not my fault they gay
winteriscoming: shut the fuck up boi