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russianhoe: Clint If You Say A Single Fucking Word I Will  Curb Stomp You And Wear Your Teeth Around My Neck As A Trophy

watchlikeahawk: first of all,,, rude

watchlikeahawk: second of all,,, why u mad ;)

russianhoe: maybe because i know exactly why you are about to bring up and it is Not A Good Idea :))

winteriscoming: damn passive aggressive much

winteriscoming: what the fuck happened??

patrioticsass: im worried???

patrioticsass: nat u usually tell us everything...

russianhoe: well im so sorry that i find some occurrences to be too embarrassing to share :) my sincerest apologies

richbich: nat steve isnt even fucking joking you tell us

richbich: EVERYTHING

russianhoe: i really fucking dont 

winteriscoming: remember when u told us about that time u shit ur pants during a shield meeting??

patrioticsass: oh or when u fucked your friend's grandma?

watchlikeahawk: you cant forget the time when you you bled through ur panties at that same grandma's funeral haha classic

russianhoe: SHUT THE FUCK UP THOSE THINGS NEVER HAPPENED

richbich: dont hide from the truth bitch

watchlikeahawk: anyway,, something,,, interesting,,, happened to our baby nat whom we all collectively birthed

winteriscoming: did someone fuck with you?? ill fuck them up if you want i swear to god natalia

russianhoe: omg no james im fine

russianhoe: it was a different kind of,,, traumatizing

richbich: more traumatizing then the time u left a trail of blood at that poor dead lesbian grandma's funeral???

russianhoe: FUCK OFF OKAY IT WAS A MISTAKE

richbich: hey... to each their own ;0

russianhoe: u know wh at fkcu tis im outt

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watchlikeahawk: damn

watchlikeahawk: well at least i can tell u what happened without fearing for my fucking teeth

patrioticsass: clint you could literally die from being curb stomped and your worried abt your teeth??

watchlikeahawk: ... they r good teeth tho

winteriscoming: anyway,, wtf happened

russianhoe has entered the chat.

russianhoe: fuck off clint

watchlikeahawk: DAMN 

russianhoe: there is no fucking way that anyone in this goddamn chat is hearing about my sugar daddy okay over my dead fucking body okay

richbich: ;00000

winteriscoming: ...

patrioticsass: natasha you have a fucking sugar daddy??? why didn't u tell us????

russianhoe: fcuk i exposed myself,,,,

russianhoe: i am the two-faced lying hoe,,, not clint,,,,

watchlikehawk: im in this chat u bitch

russianhoe: i guess u never expect to see yourself become the villian,,,

winteriscoming: ur so fucking dramatic shut up damn

winteriscoming: literally why didn't u tell us u had a sugar daddy???

patrioticsass: everyone, it was nat's choice whether or not she wanted to share something personal like that with us. let's all calm down

richbich: um yeah

richbich: btw u already have a sugar daddy

russianhoe: um no i don't tony

richbich: bitch i'm everyone in this group chat's sugar daddy?? 

winteriscoming: okay true

patrioticsass: but nat i thought you were finally stable? what happened?

russianhoe: i need to pay off my student loans and shit,,, also im in the process of becoming an american citizen which is not. fucking. cheap.

winteriscoming: okay fine

winteriscoming: but u literally could have come to any of us for help?? 

russianhoe: but like,,, money y'know

patrioticsass: i still don't understand why u were so hesitant abt telling us,,

russianhoe: why u need to know all up in my pussy boiii

watchlikeahawk: steve,,, it's because of who nat's sugar daddy is

patrioticsass: who is it...

russianhoe: um

russianhoe: no one

winteriscoming: if u don't fucking tell us who your sugar daddy is i'll come over to ur house and shatter ur anastasia glow kit 

russianhoe: you wouldn't fucking dare

winteriscoming: bitch,,,, test me

russianhoe: OKAY DAMN

russianhoe: its...

russianhoe: alexander pierce 

patrioticsass: natasha... please tell me you are joking

winteriscoming: is pierce that shitbag hydra sympathizer

russianhoe: god damn this is why i didn't tell u guys !!!

russianhoe: i could give less a shit abt his political views as long as he respects me and puts money in my pocket

richbich: natasha, i have known many rich motherfuckers over the years and alexander pierce is a fucking low life scumbag- the worst of them all.

russianhoe: i am a grown. i can make my own decisions 

richbich: please... let me help you

russianhoe: tony, you are my friend,, i dont want to depend upon you financially,, i wouldn't burden you like that

patrioticsass: nat, i love you and care about you. we all do. 

winteriscoming: we will all pool in enough money to help u out, k?? u will never be a burden, never. you are too smart, beautiful, and perfect. ur like our little sister. we love the holy shit out of you

russianhoe: fcku im crying

russianhoe: fine u fucking saps ill break it off with pierce okay??

richbich: YESSS BICTHHJJ

winteriscoming: thank fucking god

patrioticsass: :) 

russianhoe: ,,, and i love you all too. so much