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russianhoe: omfg,,,,,, bitch,,,,,, you'd never fucking guess what happened rn,,,,,,
winteriscoming: omg wtf tf happened
russianhoe: u know how i've been hoeing around lately??? like more than usual???
winteriscoming: idk bitch u've been hoeing like usual,,,,, tf happened??
russianhoe: tf i thought i was being more of a hoe than usual? ugh nevermind lol
russianhoe: ok anyway
russianhoe: i'm at tony's rn right
russianhoe: and so tony pepper bruce and i were watching a law and order svu marathon
russianhoe: and all of a sudden this girl came in??? just walked in and plopped herself down on the fucking coach??? and tony just handed her a glass of champagne???
winteriscoming: did you fuck?????
russianhoe: shut the fuck up omg
russianhoe: anyway,,,,,,
russianhoe: i sort of recognized her from somewhere,,,,, like we met each other before,,,,,,, and she was really beautiful and seemed sweet from the convo she and pepper were having and i was like????? im gonna talk to her
russianhoe: so i said "hey im natasha ;)))" and i was like oh yeah i got this bitch on lock
russianhoe: girls can't resist my highlight,,,,, that anastasia beverly hills moonchild glow kit did fucking wonders,,,,,
russianhoe: and she was like "hey my name is maria hill"
winteriscoming: bitch how did tony get fury's right hand man to his house??? tf
russianhoe: Ikr????
russianhoe: anyway,,,
russianhoe: i saw her around headquarters before and i was like "oh shit! that where i know this bitch from!"
russianhoe: but something was still missing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
russianhoe: and then i was like,,,,,,, i know a maria hill
russianhoe: and bitch guess the fuck what
russianhoe: maria was the girl i met at the bar! that i hooked up with!!!!!
winteriscoming: ,,,,,,,, natalia we go to a bar every other day i need you to be more specific
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winteriscoming: omg nat what happened next????
russianhoe: um i fuckin panicked,,,,, i was looking like that mr krab meme i was too shook to move,,,,,,
russianhoe: and then i was like "well y'all it's getting late goodnight bitches" and then i got my hoe ass out of that mess
winteriscoming: yeah but don't you want to see her again??? maria is like,,,,,, pretty
russianhoe: um tf no?? u know what happened that last time i got in a relationship with someone who was just supposed to be a hookup
winteriscoming: oh u mean the time wanda broke your heart and left you hanging after being in a serious relationship for almost a year
russianhoe: um yes. i am not getting my hoe heart get broken again because i caught some feelings ok
winteriscoming: ,,,,,,, steve and i are having a disney marathon
winteriscoming: do you want to come???/
russianhoe: ill be there in 10
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richbich: has anyone seen nat???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
watchlikeahawk: tony why so many question marks?
richbich: because im trying to emphasize how much i want to know where nat is
watchlikeahawk: why are you so worried?? did something happen last night??
richbich: idk what happened natasha left our law and order svu marathon night for no reason
richbich: it was very uncharacteristic of her
patrioticsass: well don't worry. she slept over at my place
richbich: why would natasha leave our traditional law and order svu night to sleep between two sweaty men who would most likely fuck while she was in the room
patrioticsass: tony, she fell asleep on our couch
watchlikeahawk: yeah but she usually loves to see olivia benson kicking ass
watchlikeahawk: why would she leave like that......
russianhoe: damn why u need to know all up in my pussy boi
richbich: she lives !!1!
russianhoe: what are u my mother
patrioticsass: natasha were are you??
russianhoe: im at home
russianhoe: the level of testosterone in your apartment was too much for me so i hauled ass as soon as i could
winteriscoming: rude bitch,,,,
russianhoe: um??? don't act like you and steve weren't fucking right before i came to your apartment
patrioticsass: ... anyway
richbich: fucking disgusting y'all fuck like rabbits
patrioticsass: anyway
patrioticsass: anyone wanna see hamilton
russianhoe: wtt tf yeah
richbich: um yeah
watchlikeahawk: fuck yes
russianhoe: steve,,,, isn't hamilton kinda out of your price range,,,,
patrioticsass: yes
russianhoe: ,,, why do you do this to yourself
winteriscoming: my husband is very passionate about the founding fathers don't come at him like this
richbich: ... you all realize i am a multi-millionaire inventor right
watchlikeahawk: ... yes
richbich: i just bought 5 orchestra tickets to tonight's hamilton show
russianhoe: i......i,....can't,,,,, i
winteriscoming: f uck
watchlikeahawk: i just shit myself brb
winteriscoming: STEVE JUST THREW HIS PHONE AT THE WALL
patrioticsass: tony i love love LOVE you be my sugar daddy i will suck your dick rn come over
richbich: ;00
winteriscoming: no no no no no that is a bad idea no no no
richbich: a bad idea??? the most beautiful human being i have ever laid my eyes on is willing to suck my dick how is that a bad idea??
russianhoe: you are all fucking sinners
russianhoe: also i have to beat my face so brb
patrioticsass: i am 100% willing to actually fuck you i am a slut for lin-manuel miranda thank you so much for doing this
richbich: hey np this transaction didn't even make a dent in my bank account
winteriscoming: you rich fuck
richbich: you jealous??? you fuck
patrioticsass: WE HAVE TO LEAVE IN ONE HOUR
russianhoe: i really hope that nothing goes wrong tonight
winteriscoming: aw natalia don't worry nothing will go wrong tonight
Saturday, 8:02 AM
winteriscoming: everything that could have went wrong went wrong what the fuck