the avengers™

Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
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Summary
the avengers group chat au that no one asked for
Note
avengers group chat au. warning: in this fic they have no powers and are just innocent children trying to liveTony: richbichBucky: winteriscomingNatasha: russianhoeClint: watchlikeahawkBruce: imangryThor: mythicalhairSteve: patrioticsass
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got u there

You have just entered the chat: ass kickin' avengers

You have changed the chat named to: Bucky and Steve's Big News

patrioticsass: hello, everyone

winteriscoming: hey

patrioticsass: it has come to my attention that the recent news that has come up has caused some mild distress among you all

patrioticsass: in fact, i want to clear the air: bucky and i are NOT getting a divorce

russianhoe: oh thank god

richbich: oh thank god

imangry: oh thank god

watchlikeahawk: oh thank god

mysticalhair: oh thank god

winteriscoming: yeah we're just separating the finical benefits that come with marriage are to good to let go

russianhoe: not on my watch

russianhoe: you do NOT get to disrespect me

winteriscoming: wow nat great to know that u use memes in time of emotional distress

winteriscoming: anyway i was just joking

winteriscoming: we went to a marriage counselor for like one day and then we decided we were ok

richbich: i was going to make a joke abt how i wish my parents' problems were as easily solved as that but then i realized that my parents are fucking dead

russianhoe: all of our parents are fucking dead

richbich: man ur right 

russianhoe: actually??? thor's dad is still alive

russianhoe: thor??????????????

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

richbich: thor

mysticalhair: Please,,,, stop

richbich: oh lol just checking to see if u were dead 

mysticalhair: I have never felt any better.

patrioticsass: you're lack of excited exclamation makes me worry. bby are you okay ??

mysticalhair: Oh, Steve, you know me so well :) I'm okay, just a bit upset

winteriscoming: ew wtf why u flirting

mysticalhair: shut the fuck up trick ass hoe

winteriscoming has sent a photo: rihannaisshocked.jpg

russianhoe has sent a photo: watchoutwatchoutwatchout.jpg

mysticalhair: Buck, I am so so so sorry!!!

mysticalhair: It wasn't my intention to lash out at you like that...

winteriscoming: aw thor its ok

 winteriscoming: besides, its not like im not used to that langauge

winteriscoming: especially in the bedroom ;) @ steve

                                 russianhoe, mysticalhair, watchlikeahawk, richbich, and patrioticsass have left the chat.

winteriscoming: god fucking dammit

                                       winteriscoming has added patrioticsass, mysticalhair, watchlikeahawk, and richbich to the chat.

winteriscoming: damn im sorry can't y'all take a joke

russianhoe: no 

mysticalhair: Everyone??

mysticalhair: Do you mind if I add Loki to the chat?

watchlikeahawk: NO

patrioticsass: no wtf

winteriscoming: ...

russianhoe: oh god

mysticalhair:  Why not????

patrioticsass: your brother is a whiny LITTLE SHIT who has tried to kill us all on multiple occasions  

watchlikeahawk: HE DRUGGED ME

patrioticsass: he's a fucking shit 

mysticalhair: Please??? Gilmore Girls marathon is on tonight and he threatened to destroy the TV if I don't let him in!!

russianhoe: and ur just gonna stand for that shit??

russianhoe: u could easily kill ur shithead bro and take the TV as a victory trophy

watchlikeahawk: E N D H I M

mysticalhair: ,,,,, It;s Gilmore Girls,,,,,,

patrioticsass: you guys??? we can just easily remove him if he starts shit

winteriscoming: i never met the quy...... let him in

watchlikeahawk: ..... im fucking leaving

         watchlikeahawk has left the chat.

russianhoe: u know what fuck it

mysticalhair: :D:D:D:D

      mysticalhair has added lokiiXD to the chat.

lokiiXD: hell(o)

russianhoe: CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME 

lokiiXD: and what is so wrong with my username? does it offend you, natasha?

patrioticsass: it sounds like something out of 2008 so step off bitch and stop acting so condescending you little shit

lokiiXD: steven, you're so hot when you're mad. but of course, there are more productive ways to express your anger, if you catch my meaning ;)

patrioticsass: great shithead you just made bucky punch the fucking wall

patrioticsass has sent a photo: lookatthatfuckingdent.jpg

mysticalhair: Loki, you told me you would be nice to my friends :(

lokiiXD: fuck off

winteriscoming: shut the fuck up

lokiiXD: ебать меня, советский папа

patrioticsass: i

winteriscoming: ...

russianhoe has banned lokiiXD from entering this chat.

winteriscoming: did that fucker call me soviet dad through google translate 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                       

 

                                    

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