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patrioticsass: hello, everyone
winteriscoming: hey
patrioticsass: it has come to my attention that the recent news that has come up has caused some mild distress among you all
patrioticsass: in fact, i want to clear the air: bucky and i are NOT getting a divorce
russianhoe: oh thank god
richbich: oh thank god
imangry: oh thank god
watchlikeahawk: oh thank god
mysticalhair: oh thank god
winteriscoming: yeah we're just separating the finical benefits that come with marriage are to good to let go
russianhoe: not on my watch
russianhoe: you do NOT get to disrespect me
winteriscoming: wow nat great to know that u use memes in time of emotional distress
winteriscoming: anyway i was just joking
winteriscoming: we went to a marriage counselor for like one day and then we decided we were ok
richbich: i was going to make a joke abt how i wish my parents' problems were as easily solved as that but then i realized that my parents are fucking dead
russianhoe: all of our parents are fucking dead
richbich: man ur right
russianhoe: actually??? thor's dad is still alive
russianhoe: thor??????????????
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
richbich: thor
mysticalhair: Please,,,, stop
richbich: oh lol just checking to see if u were dead
mysticalhair: I have never felt any better.
patrioticsass: you're lack of excited exclamation makes me worry. bby are you okay ??
mysticalhair: Oh, Steve, you know me so well :) I'm okay, just a bit upset
winteriscoming: ew wtf why u flirting
mysticalhair: shut the fuck up trick ass hoe
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mysticalhair: Buck, I am so so so sorry!!!
mysticalhair: It wasn't my intention to lash out at you like that...
winteriscoming: aw thor its ok
winteriscoming: besides, its not like im not used to that langauge
winteriscoming: especially in the bedroom ;) @ steve
russianhoe, mysticalhair, watchlikeahawk, richbich, and patrioticsass have left the chat.
winteriscoming: god fucking dammit
winteriscoming has added patrioticsass, mysticalhair, watchlikeahawk, and richbich to the chat.
winteriscoming: damn im sorry can't y'all take a joke
russianhoe: no
mysticalhair: Everyone??
mysticalhair: Do you mind if I add Loki to the chat?
watchlikeahawk: NO
patrioticsass: no wtf
winteriscoming: ...
russianhoe: oh god
mysticalhair: Why not????
patrioticsass: your brother is a whiny LITTLE SHIT who has tried to kill us all on multiple occasions
watchlikeahawk: HE DRUGGED ME
patrioticsass: he's a fucking shit
mysticalhair: Please??? Gilmore Girls marathon is on tonight and he threatened to destroy the TV if I don't let him in!!
russianhoe: and ur just gonna stand for that shit??
russianhoe: u could easily kill ur shithead bro and take the TV as a victory trophy
watchlikeahawk: E N D H I M
mysticalhair: ,,,,, It;s Gilmore Girls,,,,,,
patrioticsass: you guys??? we can just easily remove him if he starts shit
winteriscoming: i never met the quy...... let him in
watchlikeahawk: ..... im fucking leaving
watchlikeahawk has left the chat.
russianhoe: u know what fuck it
mysticalhair: :D:D:D:D
mysticalhair has added lokiiXD to the chat.
lokiiXD: hell(o)
russianhoe: CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME
lokiiXD: and what is so wrong with my username? does it offend you, natasha?
patrioticsass: it sounds like something out of 2008 so step off bitch and stop acting so condescending you little shit
lokiiXD: steven, you're so hot when you're mad. but of course, there are more productive ways to express your anger, if you catch my meaning ;)
patrioticsass: great shithead you just made bucky punch the fucking wall
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mysticalhair: Loki, you told me you would be nice to my friends :(
lokiiXD: fuck off
winteriscoming: shut the fuck up
lokiiXD: ебать меня, советский папа
patrioticsass: i
winteriscoming: ...
russianhoe has banned lokiiXD from entering this chat.
winteriscoming: did that fucker call me soviet dad through google translate