here come dat b0i
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winteriscoming: y'all,,,,,,
winteriscoming: aint ready,,,
winteriscoming: fuck,,,,
winteriscoming: ur gonna wish u married such a fine ass,,,
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russianhoe: IM sO FUKCKING HETERO RIGHT NOW
russianhoe: THICCC
watchlikeahawk: i have risen from the grave just to look at that beauty gah damn
imangry: You look so beautiful, Steve!! I hope you have an amazing wedding anniversary dinner !!
richbich: ur looking good, rogers
winteriscoming: looking good ??? just looking good ???
winteriscoming: more like fuck me daddy
imangry, richbich, watchlikeahawk, and russianhoe have left the chat.
winteriscoming: just u and me babe ;)
patrioticsass has left the chat.
winteriscoming: god fucking dammit
Tuesday, 12:17 AM
mysticalhair: Hello, everyone!
mysticalhair: I am at the airport, can someone please pick me up?
patrioticsass: i am on my way bby xoxoxo
mysticalhair: <3
winteriscoming: steve literally pulled out mid-thrust and then screamed "MY SON HAS ARRIVED!!!!"
richbich: thats tragic
russianhoe: can y'all shut the fuck up im trying to sleep
winteriscoming: no amount of sleep could ever cure ur dark circles
russainhoe: and no amount of showers could ever prevent ur hair from looking greasier than the fryers at wendy's
winteriscoming has left the chat.
russianhoe: ha got em
patrioticsass: at least he doesn't need to wear wrinkle cream...
russianhoe has left the chat.
patrioticsass: fuck,yall
patrioticsass: peggy just texted me,,,,
watchlikeahawk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
richbich: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mysticalhair: Who is Peggy???
patrioticsass: this girl i dated yearrsss ago who everyone thinks i still have a thing for eVEN THOUGH IVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS AS OF YESTERDAY
patrioticsass: but she's really badass and shit but really sweet and understanding when u get to know her and ugh
patrioticsass: she's a really good person
richbich: and u wonder why people think ur still into her....
mysticalhair: I does seem like you still have affection for her
patrioticsass: i really dont... its just we ended on a bad note and her sister sharon is into me and ugh
patrioticsass: plus bucky HATES her
watchlikeahawk: bucky hates all of ur exes
watchlikeahawk: remember when sam asked u for a another try at a relationship after u and bucky broke up and the next day bucky literally started a petition to get him fired from sheld
watchlikeahwk: he is the pettiest motherfucker i know
richbich has added winteriscoming to the chat.
mysticalhair: James!
winteriscoming: my husband left me in the middle of sexytimes to come and get u
mysticalhair: ...
winteriscoming: dammit why r u so hard to stay mad at
richbich: marg texted ur husband
winteriscoming: she did wHat
patrioticsass: bucky, i'm allowed to speak to my exes
winteriscoming: omg i steve i know that it's just she always so rude around me and she's still rrly bitter abt ur breakup i Hate Her
winteriscoming: also she ships zutara
watchlikeahawk: .. are you saying that you are against Zutara, the most beautiful and underappreciated ship of all time
winteriscoming: r u saying that zutara is actually a thing which a number of people enjoy???
winteriscoming: #Kataang4Life
richbich: u fuckers and ur hetero ships ...
richbich: everyone knows sokka and zuko were meant to be
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patrioticsass: natasha come quick they are having an avatar shipping battle
russianhoe: fcuk _________________________
You have entered the chat: "ass kickin' avengers".
russianhoe: #Zutara4Life
winteriscoming: whe the fuck the f uCK t f fuck
watchlikeahawk: thx babe
russianhoe: np babe i gotchu
winteriscoming: natalia i can't believe i trusted u... after all these years... and u shipped ZUTARA
russianhoe: james listen
russianhoe: zuko took A WHOPPING 100 BOLTS OF LIGHTING TO THE HEART to save KATARA and KATARA LITERALLY CRIED TEARS OF RELIEF WHEN HE TURNED OUT TO BE ALIVE SO DON"T GIVE ME THAT CANON BULLSHIT JAMES BUCHANAN
winteriscoming: THATS A VALID POINT BUT AANG AND KATARA HAVE BEEN THERE FOR EACHOTHER EVER SINCE EPISODE ONE AND THEY HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES FOR EACHOTHER SO MANY TIMES
winteriscoming: BABE HELP ME ON THIS
patrioticsass: ....
winteriscoming: don't you fuckubg dare u lil shit
patrioticsass: #Zutara4Life
winteriscoming: FUCK
winteriscoming: i never expected this from u... but what i don't understand is why ? why would you do it?
patrioticsass: i guess u miscalculated,,,, i love zutara more than i fear u
watchlikeahawk: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) me an the #zutara crew
mysticalhair: You Americans are so petty... arguing over the silliest things...
russianhoe: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
watchlikeahawk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
patrioticsass: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
watchlikeahawk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mysticalhair: ....
mysticalhair: #Maiko4Life
richbich: u know what fuck this
richbich has added imangry to the chat.
richbich: drop the statement of neutrality banner
imangry: Y'all, I may be a Zutara shipper at heart, but we must all accept the fact that each on of the ATLA ships have complex reasoning. We must all respect each other, no matter if we ship Zutara, Kataang, Maiko, Zokka, are anything else. Let us all bask in the glory of the greatest animated series of all time.
winteriscoming: ... RT
patrioticsass: RT
watchlikeahawk: RT
richbich: RT
mysticalhair: RT
imangry: :)
russianhoe: ... i have a big fucking bong i just brought do y'all wanna smoke some weed
winteriscoming: ... alright