the great fall of tony stark™️
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winteriscoming: fuck
russianhoe: omg....ya'll..
russianhoe: this girl gave me the best head last night... and she didn't tell me her name !!
russianhoe: this pounding headache doesn't have anything on the pounding she gave me amirite
patrioticsass: same
patrioticsass: did i ever tell you guys the story of how buck asked me out ??
winteriscoming: shutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefck
richbich: do it
russianhoe: do it
winteriscoming: STEVEN GRANT I SWEAR IF YOU DO THIS CONSIDER YOUR ASS DIVORCED yOU HEAR ME D I V O R C E D
patrioticsass: so it was in the summer
winteriscoming: ,,,fukc,,
patrioticsass: buck and i were already close friends and we were both pining after eachother
patrioticsass: one day after class bucky said"ur so hot u denatured me enzymes"
patrioticsass: and he realized he said " me" instead of "my" and he said "shit fuck i meant my enzymes"
patrioticsass: and then he went dead serious and "will you please go out with me" and then fainted
russianhoe: GAY
winteriscoming: shut the fuck up nat ur gay ass could out gay us in any gay contest u gay
russianhoe: rude bitch
richbich: I CANT BRETHA
richbich: U FAINTED ????
winteriscoming: SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY REMEMBER WHEN UR GAY ASS STARED AT THOR'S ASS FOR A FULL TEN MINUTES AND THEN SAID "WHAT A THOR-OUGHLY FAT ASS GAH DAMN" ????
richbich: u know what fukc this fckn toxic family pepper wouldn traet me like this fck
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russianhoe: FUCKING DRGAGED
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patrioticsass: u did amazing sweetie
winteriscoming: :')))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
russianhoe: james u have inspired me
russianhoe: to rOAST TONY STARK'S PRIVILEGED TRUST FUND BABY ASS
imangry: I heard we were roasting Tony
patrioticsass: omg bruce DRAG HIS ASSS
imangry: Do not fret, children, I will drag his ass through hell and back
russianhoe: DO IT DAD
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richbich: are you ready to apologize, james?
imangry: I have been summoned to roast you, Tony
richbich: um ?? bruce idk how to tell u this but u can't roast for shit
russianhoe: BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
imangry: i can't roast ??? really ???
imangy: noah fence tony but u wouldn't know what roasting was if it slapped it's dick across ur face
imangry: nvm you'd probably like that
imangry: you think your so smart?? ur ass would be on the side of the road rn if you weren't a trust fund baby
imangry: if only ur sense of self-worth was as strong as ur daddy issues,,,,
russianhoe: u reek of privilege
russianhoe: i'd rather go back to russia during the winter and die of pneumonia than see ur smug-ass annoying face
russianhoe: ur stubble looks like someone rubbed crusty shit all over your face and called it a 'modern look'
russianhoe: your hair lets out ur inner fuckboy
winteriscoming: the smell of ur axe body spray could be smelt by my dead mother
patrioticsass: you only get spice in your life by screwing girls with names like pepper
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patrioticsass: god fucking dammit i didn't get to roast him enough
imangry: We dragged that bitch's ass
russianhoe: BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
winteriscoming: burned to a fuckin crisp y'all
richbich has entered the chat.
russianhoe: hello, anthony. came to beg for mercy?
richbich: :)
richbich has added mspotts to the chat.
mspotts: Hello, everyone.
mspotts: I'll just cut to the chase.
mspotts: Natasha, please remove that perm-looking weave from your head, it makes you look like my grandmother before her passing.
mspotts: On that note, Bucky, stop bringing your dead relatives into things, it makes you seem more sad and pathetic that your greasy hair does.
mspotts: Bruce, when you get angry, you look like a rotten lime. Also, your hair is graying fasting than the polar icecaps are melting. Find a good masseuse.
mspotts: And Steve, your amount of self-worth is shittier than Tony's, which is saying something.
patrioticsass: but i'm ur son :((
mspotts: Suck my ass.
mspotts: Have a nice day.
patrioticsass, russianhoe, winteriscoming, imangry, and mspotts have left the chat.
richbich: :'))))))