You have created the chat: "ass kickin' avengers"

richbichhas added: russianhoe, patrioticsass, winteriscoming, imangry, mythicalhair, and watchlikeahawk

russianhoe: what am i doing here... in this chat which i can psychically predict will be full of sins and drama...

richbich: shut the fuck up nat this is gonna be fun

winteriscoming: be careful tony, natalia once predicted i would be confronted by a big-fuck up one day, and then i met u

richbich: i am going to ignore that last comment bc i know how emo™ u've been over steve's.....mistake

winteriscoming: mistake??? that hoe wouldnt know how much of a MISTAKE he's made if i covered it in applesauce and named it peggy carter !!

russiahoe: dont do steve like this

patrioticsass: yeah especially if he's in the same chat as u...

watchlikeahawk: oh shit

winteriscoming: oh so now u show up ? in a group chat with our friends ???

patrioticsass: bucky, i already told you fury made me help with the new recruits, im sorry i missed ur project runway marathon... plus im home now :)

winteriscoming: i can't belive my own husband would do heidi like this...

russianhoe: james you are 27 yrs old i think you should understand that heidi klum is a tad less important that your husbands sophisticated government job as a professional ass-kicker, and an excellent one at that

patrioticsass: aw nat...

richbich: this drama is making me sweat

richbich: either that or all the working-out i've been doing because im not as lazy as u fuckers

richbich: also, clint, u need to stop making interruptive comments whenever drama is unfolding u hear

watchlikeahawk: k dad

steve: hello clint !!

watchlikeahawk: yo steve whats going on

steve: nothing much, u?

watchlikeahawk: watching the kids :/

watchlikeahawk: they are me making watch the new tmnt movie... i'm the most unfortunate person in the world rn save me....

russianhoe: clint there are people dying in third world countries

watchlikeahalk: shut up

watchlikeahalk: i'm sorry nat i haven't had sex in like a month.... im v cranky

patrioticsass: omg i didn't need to know that!

richbich: oh pls does the word sex bother u

patrioticsass: yes it does, in fact, bother be anthony

russianhoe: omg you're right steve !! we need to watch our mouths around Innocent, Virgin Steven Grant Rogers-Barnes™️

patrioticsass: ur right natasha i have never had sex in my entire life and i do not plan to

winteriscoming: you had my dick so far up ur ass that cum has shot out of ur nostrils less than 6 mins ago so don't play

richbich: o h my od

russianhoe: i did not need to know that james buchanan fuck

watchlikeahawk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

watchlikeahawk: wait

watchlikeahawk: steve u were texting me 6 mins ago??

patrioticsass has left the chat.

richbich: OMG CLINT U FUCKING EXPOSED HIS PERFECT ALL-AMERICAN ASS

watchlikeahawk:  omg i can't believe 

russianhoe: does it wound ur pride knowing that ur husband is so bored during sex that he texts in a groupchat full of sins to pass the time

winteriscoming: naw lol we text all the time during sex it's kind of like a game

richbich: fucking nasty i can't trust u anymore

winteriscoming:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

watchlikeahawk:... anyway

mysticalhair: hello

                                                                                                                patrioticsass has entered the chat.

patrioticsass: thor!!!!

russianhoe: how tf did u know thor came into the chat ??

patrioticsass: i have thor senses. i love my sweet summer son/sun

winteriscoming: that's creepy 

russianhoe: you're just jealous that steve is more happy abt seeing thor than he ever is abt seeing u

winteriscoming: shut ur whore mouth susan

patrioticsass: guys!! thor!!!!!

patrioticsass: i have missed u my son :')))))))

patrioticsass: how is asgard!!??

mysticalhair: Amazing! I miss you all, though.

russianhoe: :'))))))

winteriscoming: :'))))))

richbich: :'))))))

patrioticsass: omg we miss u too!!

mysticalhair: omg, I have to go, Loki again

richbich: NO FUCK COME BACk

patrioticsass: guys do u think thor is dead

russianhoe: yeah 

watchlikeahawk: will he be okay

russianhoe: yeah but he's dead

winteriscoming: why do u guys think thor is dead ??

richbich: bc his brother is a bitter murderous trust fund baby who is upset with his papa because he was adopted and hes super EMOtional and joined a gang to vent

richbich: and now he's on some weird quest to actually murder thor?? idk but he's come rrly close a couple of times

richbich: thor convinced fury to pit him on house arrest which was a reaLLY BAD IDEA

winteriscoming: aw thor

patrioticsass: no matter how many times loki has fucked up, thor has always forgiven him the little shit

watchlikeahawk: u guys guess what !!!!

richbich: what

watchlikeahawk: i have been relieved of parent duty!!!!

watchlikeahawk: plus the night is still young

watchlikeahawk: do u guys want to go clubbing

richbich: yes

russianhoe: yes

patrioticsass: yes

winteriscoming: yes

russianhoe: one thing tho

russianhoe: james can u stop looking at everyone who approaches steve like they're some kind of neo nazi 

winteriscoming: why

winteriscoming: r u saying that i can't be annoyed with ppl flirting with my husband ??? why natalia

russianhoe: bc it's really obvious

winteriscoming: hopefully not as obvious as ur weave

russianhoe has left the chat.

winteriscoming: OH BOIIII

patrioticsass: can we just pls go... 

watchlikeahawk: what about nat?

winteriscoming: oh please u know that hoe would never give up something as glorious as a fully stocked bar

watchlikeahawk: oh shit u right

patrioticsass: let's roll

    Saturday, 1:09 AM

winteriscoming: fukc

russianhoe: what thaf mena

patrioticsass: clint why did u give them back their phones?

watchlikeahawk: llo idk

winterbiscoming: babe ur not drink ???

watchlikeahawk: srry no homo

winteriscoming: no shit up clit 

winteriscoming:  i ment me husban 

patrioticsass: no bucky i am driving u all home, remember

winteriscoming: what !! i can do ot!

russianhoe:  n ur drunk

winteriscoming: u r to

russianhoe: o shit u rigt

watchlikeahawk: omh who tf suggiste this 

patrioticsass: you did clint

watchlikeahawk: fuck wht a dum bass 

winteriscoming: BAEB WHTA R U DOING ??

winteriscoming: UNHAN THAT MNA 

patrioticsass: baby clint fell over im just helping him out

russianhoe: yea u need to chillll

russianhoe: aw fck thats a ht girl

patrioticsass: we need to go home

winteriscoming: steveeeeee

watchlikeahawk: pls lets go

patrioticsass: nat where are u we're in the car???

russianhoe: i am at hoat irls house 

patrioticsass: omg natasha stay safe ok??? don't do anything u dont want to and call me if anything happens ill see u in the morning

                                                                                                     Saturday, 3:56 PM

winteriscoming: fuck