Don't Drink After Midnight
“Wasn’t there something Jane said about feeding him after midnight?”
“That’s Gremlins Tony.” [Y/N] corrected as she watched the blonde God before them, “Jane said not to let him drink after midnight.”
“Oh.”
“What did you do?”
“Nothing.”
“What did you do Anthony?”
“I’d rather not say.”
“How much did he have?”
“Enough.”
She should have expected this, really it was her fault for leaving the billionaire alone with the God of Thunder. Thor was now standing in front of the TV, adorning one of Jane’s dresses, as he sand along to ‘Barbie Girl’ while playing Rock Band.
“How do we fix this?” Tony asked with a raised brow, turning his gaze on her.
“There is no ‘we’, this is your doing.” [Y/N] answered.
“C’mon [n/n]!” He exclaimed fearfully, “You’re not gonna leave me high and dry are ya? I thought we were friends?”
“We are friends, but I think I’ll let you clean up your own mess for once.”
“So what the hell am I supposed to do?”
“You’ll figure something out.” The [h/c] haired woman chuckled.
“Man of Iron I demand more alcohol!” Thor yelled, turning to face the pair.
“Sorry pal, no can do.”
“You dare deny request?” He continued, slamming the mic to the floor, “I will make you pay!”
“Am I the only one who can’t take him seriously?” Tony asked, trying to hold back his amusement.
“And now you mock me?”
“Tony remember in Gremlins when they eat after midnight?” [Y/N] asked innocently.
“Sure, they destroyed everything.”
“Exactly, apparently Thor can either be very happy or very mad when he drinks after midnight. Now I doubt Jane has experienced the very mad so if the very happy was enough for her to warn us not to let him drink after midnight what do you think the very mad will be like?”
“I should run shouldn’t I?” Tony asked nonchalantly.
A hammer was sent flying through the air, slamming into the wall behind them.
“I would.” She comfirmed, watching Thor as his anger seemed to consume him, “And run fast.”
~Epilogue~
“Hey everyone I’m back!” Jane shouted as she stepped off the elevator.
“Welcome back!” [Y/N] cheered, poking her head up from behind the flipped over couch where she hid.
“Tony?” The brunette woman sighed.
“Tony.”
“How much?” Jane asked with an exasperated look.
“Enough.” [Y/N] answered using Tony’s earlier words.
“Thor let’s talk about this!” Tony shouted from the floor below them.
“The time for talking is over!” Thor hollered.
“I’ll let you have all the alcohol you want, promise!” Tony chirped hopefully, “Thor wait….Thor no….No!!”
The two woman in the penthouse merely stared at each other blankly before both made their way for the kitchen as though they hadn’t heard a thing.
“Nice weather huh?” [Y/N] commented.
“Oh yeah, beautiful.” Jane laughed.