The Avengers Group Chat No One Wanted But Got Anyways

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Howler af

'12:45 pm'

 

'Spangles sent an image'

 

Spangles: loOK AT BUCKY'S CAT AND I

 

Anger issues: awee it's cute

 

Spangles: Ikr

 

BPP: Why r u with Bucky's cat at a park?

 

Prosthetic: I walk it

 

BPP: wth why

 

Prosthetic: cause

 

Prosthetic: I don't have a reason

 

Arrow man: lmao

 

Spangles: Clint did u see me with Howler

 

BPP: why his name Howler tho

 

Prosthetic: It was a long time ago

 

Insect: oh no what did I just log on to

 

Prosthetic: WWII

 

Arrow man: okay...

 

Prosthetic: ah I'm to tired to say the whole story. His names Howler cause of our team the Howling Commandos in WWII

 

Spangles: may they rest in peace

 

BPP: wow this got sad real fast

 

'Spangles sent an image'

 

Spangles: LOOK HES IN A TREE

 

Prosthetic: wHAT

 

Prosthetic: STEVE HE CANT CLIMB DOWN FROM THERE

 

Insect: oh

 

Insect: well

 

Spangles: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THAT

 

Anger issues: why are u texting each other

 

Prosthetic: CAUSE IM STANDING IN LINE TO GET US PRETZELS AT THE VENDOR

 

Spangles: he'S CLIMBING HIGHER

 

Prosthetic: okay I got the pretzels I'm coming

 

Insect: I like how you waited for your
Pretzels

 

Arrow man: same Bucky same

 

Prosthetic: Steve wherE ARE YOU

 

Spangles: I'm on your left

 

Girl with spider name: what is happening

 

Arrow man: Steve let Bucky's cat climb a tree and it can't come down

 

Girl with spider name: o

 

'Spangles sent an image'

 

Spangles: BUCKY IS CLIMBING THE TREE

 

Bird man #1: omg he's high up

 

Bird man #1: Steve if Bucky dies tell him he was my favorite

 

Spangles: wait what

 

Arrow man: HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE YOU TWO

 

Spangles: where

 

Arrow man: I'm coming

 

'Arrow man sent an image'

 

BPP: why did you two take a selfie whEN BUCKY AND HIS CAT COULD FALL AND DIE

 

Arrow man: it's chill bro calm

 

Anger issues: if Bucky dies but Howler is alive I call dibs

 

Spangles: sucks to b u cause Howler is given to me through Bucky's will

 

Arrow man: wut

 

Anger issues: wut

 

Girl with spider name: wut

 

Insect: wut

 

Bird man #1: I knew that already

 

BPP: hey wait when Bucky died did you get his stuff

 

Spangles: yeah, I was the only one mentioned in his will

 

BPP: oh

 

BPP: sorry for your loss

 

Prosthetic: I'm nOT DEAD

 

Bird man #1: BUCKY

 

Bird man #1: MY FAV

 

Spangles: Bucky got a scratch on his arm haha

 

'Spangles sent an image'

 

BPP: ew no thanks

 

Anger issues: nothing a little infused super serum won't heal

 

Prosthetic: stfu Bruce

 

Anger issues: sorry, too soon

 

Insect: how r the pretzels tho

 

Spangles: 10/10 would eat again

 

Prosthetic: Clint ate half of mine

 

Insect: o

 

Insect: sorry for your loss

 

BPP: may Bucky's pretzel R.I.P

 

Arrow man: it's resting in peace in my tummy

 

Prosthetic: go to hell

 

Arrow man: okay

 

Spangles: Bucky be nice

 

Prosthetic: but Steveeee

 

Prosthetic: wait where is Clint going

 

Prosthetic: I asked him and he said Tonys place

 

Arrow man: you told me to go to hell so that's where I'm headed

 

BPP: WHY IS MY PLACE HELL

 

Arrow man: u have the same beard as the devil

 

BPP: wut

 

Arrow man: u heard me

 

BPP: I dO NOT

 

Bird man #1: I'm crying oml

 

'Bird man #1 sent an image'

 

Bird man #1: I typed in Satan goatee and it looKS EXACTLY LIKE YOUR BEARD STARK

 

BPP: FIGHT ME

 

Arrow man: alright m8 lets go

 

Spangles: Bucky is on the ground laughing cause of that picture

 

Spangles: he told me to tell everyone that Tony got roasted

 

BPP: I'm noT THE DEVIL

 

Anger issues: howdy everyone I'm back

 

Anger issues: oh

 

Anger issues: bad time?

 

Bird man #1: you mean best time

 

Anger issues: Tony, Hun, you aren't the devil

 

Prosthetic: HUN

 

Prosthetic: ITS CANON

 

Prosthetic: MY OTP

 

BPP: wth m8

 

Prosthetic: SAM YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS

 

Bird man #1: nicknames don't count

 

Anger issues: what did u even bet on

 

Spangles: they took their pick on potential couples and bet on who would say anything first

 

BPP: that's dumb

 

Prosthetic: NOT IF ITS TRUE LOVE

 

Girl with spider name: I bet too

 

Insect: same

 

BPP: why

 

Prosthetic: TRUE LOVE

 

Kitty cat: would u all stfu I'm in an important meeting

 

20/20: just leave

 

BPP: nO

 

BPP: STAY PLS T'CHALLA

 

Kitty cat: fine, if u all stop talking rn

 

Prosthetic: okay everyone stfu

 

'seen by everyone 3:48 pm'

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