its called Satire(tm)
tydye: hi am i small?
jishwa: nah youre p good
tydye: JOSHUA
jishwa: u called Babe
tydye: i meANT AM I SMALL IN HEIGHT AND PURITY NOT MY FUCKIGN DICK
jishwa: oh
jishwa: well i mean
assley: no ur smol
jishwa: ^^^^^
melaroo: smol.....
jishwa: bean?
assley: SMOL BEAN
melaroo: SMOL BEAN AW AW
jishwa: ur my smol bean, tyler
tydye has changed their name to smol bean
smol bean: this feels like brushing your teeth but only using a different brand of toothpaste
getard why: tyler what the fuck
getard why: stop being so homosexual
jishwa: excuse me they can be whoever they want to be
iero the oreo: see gerard
iero the oreo: you could be MORE than just someone who asks his boyfriend to suck his dick
assley: disgusting
melaroo: agreed
breadbin urine: Have You Even Met Me
breadbin urine: you guys are fucking mean
smol bean: dont use the f word on me >:(
breadbin urine: says you
smol bean: h*ck no you f***le d*g
popeyes wentz: did you just
popeyes wentz: dID YOU J US T
pattycakes: THEY DID, PETE
pattycakes: THEY DID
ryrup: well shit i just woke up
breadbin urine: you piece of sperm im coming over
ryrup: brENDON ITS 2 PM I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU AT THIS TIME
jishwa: oh, but having sex at 2 /AM/ is appropriate?
ryrup: technically yes
jishwa: you horny teens
jishwa: if you were my children i'd kill you
smol bean: if you were my husband i'd call the police on you for killing our children
melaroo: OOOOOHHHHHH
assley: OHH SHIT WADDUP
haramike: SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING FIRE DEPARTMENT BC I THINK JOSH GOT ROASTED TOO HARD
jishwa: tyler
smol bean: what
jishwa: ,,,, u bully
smol bean: its called Satire(tm)
melaroo: what are you, leafy
dallorama: add that shithead back
breadbin urine: no
dallorama: why
breadbin urine: because 1. melanie told me not to
breadbin urine: and 2. i will not take orders from Dried Up Cow Meat like you
dallorama: rude
dallorama: mikey wyd
haramike: dying inside
dallorama: accurate
getard why: hands off my bro
haramike: you disowned me
getard why: not actually
haramike: but you wish you had
getard why: whATEVER
haramike: lol????? im not into anyone???? dude wyd
getard why: just,,
getard why: nvm
iero the oreo: ima go over there bb
getard why: ok
smol bean: are we not going to talk about calvin
jishwa: ty
smol bean: I DONT EVEN KNOW HIM HE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE CHAT AND I WAS LEFT INTRIGUED
melaroo: he's a dickhead, thats all you need to know, al-fucking-right?
jishwa: Melanie
melaroo: what
jishwa: don't curse at tyler like that
melaroo: like what?
jishwa: being serious.
melaroo: alright, well Tyler, calvin or leafy or whatever is a dick and i'd prefer you or anyone else who's not all aware of him to not interact with him because he can be pretty damn cruel. and i'm sorry for swearing at you
smol bean: its fine i swear at josh a lot anyways lol
smol bean: but ok, ok if you dont want me knowing anything about him thats fine
- private chat w josh n tyler -
jishwa: tbh i think the reason why mel doesnt want you or me or anyone talking to cal is bc he bullied her and ash and other people?? i mean i heard abt it a couple years back but thats all ive heard lol
smol bean: ohhh!! ok yeah i,, wouldnt allow anyone to hurt you or them or anything
smol bean: so i wont talk abt 'leafy' or anything ah
jishwa: ok!! well now weve got that settled which sounds p cool :-)
smol bean: yeah :')
jishwa: mind if i come over??
jishwa: im a bored dun
smol bean: sure im bored too anyways
jishwa: aight thank u honey
smol bean: only call me honey irl bc through online it doesnt feel Passionate Enough
jishwa: ok salt
smol bean: i hate you
jishwa: :)))))))))))