109 reasons why you SHOULDN'T text the bee movie script to your lover
melaroo: FUCK
melaroo: GUYS GUYS GUYS I HAVE A RED FLAG SITUATION
smol bean: whTA IS ITIU?/
jishwa: MEL ARE YOU OK WHATS WRONG
breadbin urine: I HEAR A PASSING CONVERSATION
melaroo: OK SO
melaroo: APPARENLTY ASH IS SLEEPING RN AND SHES LIKE,,, SHE SLEEPS FOR A RLLY LONMG TIME USUALLY AND I WAS BORED ASF SO WHAT BETTER THAN TO SEND HER MEMES EVEN THO ITS LIKE 5 PM RIGHT??? SO LIKE I COPY AND PASTED THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT AND SENT IT TO HER EXCEPT THE TEXT WAS TOO LONG SO IT ENDED UP SENDING EACH LINE IN A SEPARATE TEXT AND NOW TJHERES LIKE FUCKING 75858729393 MESSAGES TO HER OR SOMETHING
getard why: melanie what the fuck
smol bean: whY COULDNT YOU SEND HER THE LYRICS TO ALL STAR OR SOMETHING INSTEASD
melaroo: I DONT KNOW
melaroo: WHAT OD I DO
haramike: i did that to gee once
haramike: he was at school and his phone was in his pocket and the little idioshit forgot to put it on silent so his phone started vibrating and the pocket was on his chest so its like a 'vibrator' or whatever you horny shits call it and he moaned and the teacher was like 'whAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING' and took the phone away from him and sent him to the principals office and after school he was so fucking mad at me but i ended up grabbing my horse mask and running out of the house
haramike: it was interesting
melaroo: oh my god
melaroo: mikey you are
melaroo: so fucking problematic
getard why: IKR MELANIE LIKE IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL ALL OF U THAT BUT NOOOO U DONT LISTE N DO U BC ALL U CARE ABOUT IS THE 'MEMES' HE HAS TO SHARE WIHT US
getard why: but mikey i still hate you for that
haramike: :))))))))
smol bean: 11/10 best porno
smol bean: well actually josh is the best porno so h*ck y'all
jishwa: thx babe
smol bean: yw babe
haramike: thats homosexual
smol bean: yes, mikey.
smol bean: VERY homosexual
melaroo: oK BUT WHAT ABOUT /MY/ PROBLEM BC ASH IS GONNA KILL ME
haramike: what u did is good
melaroo: YOU WANT ME TO DIE
haramike: no
haramike: i mean
haramike: the meme was sent text by text which is good
haramike: just dont let her kill you
haramike: hide
getard why: yOU HID UNDER MY BED AND FOUND CONDOMS
haramike: GERARD I AM DISAPPOINTED
getard why: THEY WERENT MINE REMEMBER
getard why: I HAD A PARTY AT OUR PLACE AND BRENDON AND RYAN GOT SO DRUNK AND HAD SEX IN THERE PROBABLY
haramike: "PROBABLY"
melaroo: fuck u guys ur no help
smol bean: smh just hide
melaroo: ok fine
assley: MELANIE IM COMING OVER
melaroo: whY
assley: BC IM MAD AT U U LITERALLY SPAMMED MY PHONE
melaroo: IM NOT HOME
assley: WHERE ARE U
melaroo: UHM.................
melaroo: CHINA
assley: wow i totally believe u XDDD :3
assley: jk bitch im fucking coming over prepare your vagina
melaroo: im scared
smol bean: now we see the other side of their relationship
jishwa: its about damn time
assley: i doNT LIKE THE BEE MOVIE MEME MELANIE
assley: AND I ESPECIALLY DONT LIKE MY PHONE SPAMMING
haramike: lol then why the shit are you in this chat
assley: IDK ASK TYLER THAT BC THEY WERE THE ONE WHO PUT US ALL HERE
smol bean: its bc i love u guys :)))))))))
assley: we hate you tyler
smol bean: ik
jishwa: i dont
smol bean: lies
jishwa: tyler
jishwa: FUCKING HELL ASHLEY
jishwa: GIVE THEM A BREAK
assley: i didnt????? mean to hurt him wth is going on
jishwa: fuck it im going over there
jishwa: you cant just say 'we hate you' to them bc they might take it seriously. also its not he, its they*
assley: shit sorry im getting used to this
assley: also tyler if youre seeing this im sorry I actually really care about you personally and I'd never try to intentionally hurt you or hell even hurt you without reason or anything
- private chat w josh n tyler again -
jishwa: baby? you there?
jishwa: tyler
jishwa: cmon love please answer
jishwa: im trying to get there as fast i can
jishwa: ashley didnt mean what she said she really fucking cares about you i promise
jishwa: i love you so much and i care about you more than anything and if no one actually gives a shit about you then im someone who does and i might be the only person who does but who cares at least im here
jishwa: tyler
jishwa: fuck it im almost there
jishwa: i love you sweetheart
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