
Does Joshua Suck Penis
tydye: i just asked out loud 'Does Joshua Suck Penis' in case josh was still asleep
pattycakes: WHAT DID HE RESPOND WITH IF HE DID
tydye: 'nly tylrs'
pattycakes: oh my Fucking
tydye: I KNOW RIGHT
pattycakes: anyways so im awake at like 4:23 am tyler why are u doing thsi
tydye: because youre my child and i like to torment you
pattycakes: thats abuse
tydye: HHEEELLL no
pattycakes: ok whatever
jishwa: tyler
tydye: yes my love?
jishwa: did you fucking ask if i suck penis
tydye: no
jishwa: do i need to punish you
tydye: holy hell yeah
jishwa: tOo BaD
tydye: YOU GOT ME EXCITED FOR NOTHING
tydye: AND I MEAN EXCITED IN BOTH WAYS
jishwa: HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKS 2 SUCK
tydye: SHAME IM NOT RN THOUGH
tydye: H AH
breadbin urine: meanwhile we're all either reading this like me, or being Normal People and not reading tyler wishing they were sucking josh's dick
melaroo: first option
breadbin urine: well damn ok then
tydye: tbh i get,, dysphoric about have a dick but yknow
tydye: makes things fun when im alone
jishwa: what was that?
insert tyler deleting his message
tydye: nothing
jishwa: mmmhm.
jishwa: you deleted your message but it only deleted for you, ya little shit
tydye: OH DAMMIT
tydye: WHY
getard why: excuse me but my last name is now why and this is not gym class
iero the oreo: ?????? its actually iero
getard why: getard iero
jishwa: anyways tyler just know youre beautiful inside and out, and ill respect you no matter what you identify as
tydye: ahh okay <3 thanks joshie ily
jishwa: ily2
popeyes wentz: get me one of those mens
pattycakes: um fucking Excuse Me am i not enough
popeyes wentz: the bag of dog food is half empty
pattycakes: I HATE YOU
popeyes wentz: patrick is being mean to me, guys...
popeyes wentz: #cramps?
breadbin urine: oh my fucking god
ryrup: I JUST
ryrup: W H Y
getard why: YEAH WHY
melaroo: AS A FEMALE I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE
assley: SAME