There is no Escape from the Ape(tm)
jishwa: tylerrr
tydye: what
jishwa: oh ok youre up
jishwa: goodie
tydye: what the fuck im always up at like 3 am
tydye: anyways whats up???
jishwa: im,, kinda panicking for no reason rn i need you to come over
tydye: agh okay
tydye: ill be there in a few
jishwa: ok but hurry
tydye: i will <3
later on
breadbin urine: hey guys i met this whore
ryrup: so you looked in a mirror, thats not surprising
breadbin urine: shut the fuck up Ryan
breadbin urine: anyways im gonna add him.
breadbin urine has added leafboy to the chat
breadbin urine: hello
leafboy: what is this and why is it called the meme team
melaroo: goodbye
melaroo has removed leafboy from the chat
breadbin urine: WHAT THE FUCK MELANIE??????? IM TRYING TO SHOW U MY NEW FRIEND
melaroo: 1. he doesnt like you, bc i know him
melaroo: 2. hes basically a dickhead to like everyone
melaroo: 3. dickheads arent welcome in this chat
breadbin urine: WTF
breadbin urine: THEN HWY IS DALLON IN THE CHAT
melaroo: because he's not Calvin Fucking Vail
breadbin urine: okay fine be that way skinnyass bitch idc
ryrup: goddamn
getard why: why are u friends with calvin, bren
getard why: u could have done better
dallorama: yeah i mean u could hate him like u hate me
breadbin urine: he didn't hurt me when i said HI TO HIM
dallorama: YOU DIDNT SAY HI TO ME WHEN YOU REALIZED WHAT I DID YOU LITERALLY FUCKING HIT ME
dallorama: PRETTY DAMN SURE THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY 'HI,' HELL ITS NOT EVEN VERBAL
haramike: Ladies ladies, youre both pretty.
haramike: now shut the fuck up because once again im not dr phil
getard why: then what are you
haramike: harambe the asexual ape
getard why: FUCKING HELL
haramike: There is no Escape from the Ape(tm)
assley: i mean mikey is cool bc hes a memelord but why dont u just disown him
getard why: idk how to do that shit
assley: google is ur best friend
getard why: no they arent last time i searched up 'how to give head' it showed a disembodied skull
assley: what the fuck
getard why: exactly