ashley frangipain
breadbin urine: so my beauties (and dallon)
gayrard: yo
breadbin urine: about that party
breadbin urine: since tyler and josh couldn't come when i thought about it last night
tydye: it's 5 in the morning no thanks i need my cuddles with joshie
breadbin urine: do I care? no
tydye: SIGH
breadbin urine: ANYWAYS so how about coming tonight for the party at like 10
ryrup: how long are your parents gone for
breadbin urine: idk but they won't be back tomorrow or the next couple days that's for sure
tydye: when josh wakes up i'll tell him
gayrard: well ofc frank is gonna be there, i'm not getting drunk there
gayrard: also mikey isn't allowed to come since i disowned him
breadbin urine: Seems fair
breadbin urine: and dallasshole isn't invited either
dallorama: not surprised
ryrup: you shouldn't need to be
melaroo: my phone keeps making noise pls stop ughhgh
breadbin urine: well ok i'll just keep texting ryan privately since u shitheads don't like me and prefer sleep over me >:(
ryrup: no nudes for you
breadbin urine: did i ask for nudes
- i feel the cute joshler vibes so here we go my children, aka not group chat part -
tyler put down his phone and sighed tiredly, wrapping an arm around josh's bare chest. he smiled softly, looking at his boyfriend with drowsy but love-filled eyes. scooting closer to josh, his face was already nuzzling in the crook of the other boy's chest. though it was awkward due to the position tyler was in, he didn't care. he just wanted to be close to josh.
josh opened his eyes slowly, the soft morning light seeping in from the slightly-dirty window at the side. he looked to his side and saw tyler, looking at him. josh smiled at how cute the brunet was, his chocolatey brown eyes filled with love and wonder. he turned over on his side to face tyler and pulled him close, connecting the both their lips.
tyler wrapped his arms around josh's neck, having the pink-haired boy pull him closer by the hips gently. the brunet boy pulled away, smiling. "good morning," he giggled, his cheeks noticeably a soft shade of pink. josh giggled as well, running his hand through tyler's fluffy brown hair. "heya, angel." suddenly he looked at tyler curiously when the boy shuffled awkwardly.
"so, um..." he started, making eye contact with the pink-haired boy. "i know it's pretty early, but brendon being the all-nighter shithead we all know and questioningly love... he invited everyone but dallon to a party tonight at his place. as long as you're going, i'm up to going."
josh thought for a moment. he didn't really know what time they were going, obviously, but sure he wanted to. as long as tyler was comfortable with it, and didn't get high but just drunk probably. he didn't know, and he just got up. but yeah, why not? "sure," he simply said, pecking a kiss on tyler's nose.
tyler smiled brightly at him, and josh swears when tyler smiles it's almost like the world is illuminated with pure angelic light all over and all around. tyler traced a shy finger along josh's chest, still smiling.
"whatcha thinking of?" josh asked when tyler's expression looked as if he was thinking.
"nothing, just you and i," he smiled again, just a bit shyly though. josh let out a small "aw," because you can't say tyler joseph isn't cute. he pulled him close and kissed the brunet boy's head. "i love you, baby boy."
"love you too jishwa."
- and now it's back to the meme team(tm) -
jishwa: bren
breadbin urine: yo josh my homeslice breadslice dawg amigo chum buddy friend pal dude bro homie brotha
jishwa: never say that again
jishwa: anyways
jishwa: tyler and i are coming to the party but he didn't say what time lmao
breadbin urine: oh, like 10 pm or so i don't really care, i'll just text you if shit gets crazy
melaroo: isn't it always crazy
breadbin urine: SHUT UP MELANIE
assley: fight me you salty rabbit toe
tydye: ok but moana was so good
jishwa: I KEPT TRYING TO KISS YOU AND FLIRT WITH YOU BUT YOU SHUSHED ME AND KEPT EATING THE M&MS
tydye: says U bc U SPILLED THE POPCORN
jishwa: ITS NOT MY FAULT A BABY STARTED CRYING
tydye: DO I CARE
tydye: NO
tydye: I ONLY CARE ABOUT THE POPCORN
jishwa: I am hurt
tydye: jk bby ily lemme kiss ur face
ryrup: I like how everyone literally shuts the fuck up so josh and tyler can just steal the show in this chat
breadbin urine: meanwhile pretty much everyone else hates everyone else except mel and ash
melaroo: it's a love hate relationship but we don't say much bc we're not immature
tydye: if u don't like being immature then why are u coming to the party
melaroo: I'll be sober af so shut your salty ass
jishwa: sorry melanie but it never shuts when i'm around
assley: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
breadbin urine: WHAT
gayrard: BLOCKED
melaroo: OMFG WHAT
melaroo: TYLER
tydye: i confirm that it is true
tydye: but i'm probably tight af rn
pattycakes: i didn't ask for this pete just left and didn't give me cuddles now i have to stay on my fucking phone so u guys don't make it explode with the notifications smh
popeyes wentz: lol succs 2 succ
pattycakes: stfu you watermelon rind
popeyes wentz: make me
pattycakes: oh how i WILL
dallorama: isn't frank in this? he hasn't said shit
assley: prolly sucking gee's dick again
gayrard: shut the fuck up ashley frangipain
tydye: frangipain
jishwa: did you mean: me
tydye: excuse me but ur last name is joseph
jishwa: no it's dun yours is dun
melaroo: my last name is frangipain
assley: stfu
assley: gerard i stg it's frangipane
gayrard: seriously
assley: YES
gayrard: so i made it more emo than i should have
assley: i'm not emo
melaroo: you're not 11 stop denying it
pattycakes: ash is 11?
melaroo: don't you fucking Dare
pattycakes: #MelanieIsAPedophile
melaroo: NO
tydye: #MelanieIsAPedophile
jishwa: #MelanieIsAPedophile
breadbin urine: #MelanieIsAPedophile
ryrup: #MelanieIsAPedophile
iero the oreo: #MelanieIsAPedophile
gayrard: #MelanieIsAPedophile
popeyes wentz: #MelanieIsAPedophile
assley: #MelanieIsAPedophile even tho im 11 lol idek wat a pedofile iz!!11 XD like my musical.ly pls XDDDDDD x3 rawr
melaroo: fucking