dallorama's the name puns are the game
haramike: hey gerard
gayrard: what
haramike: i would hate to be frank bc it seems his mouth gets sore from taking in that much succ of the dicc
gayrard: FUCK OFF
haramike: well, i mean
haramike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkE83Zu8z58
gayrard: I fucking hate you so much
haramike: you think i just figured that out
gayrard: whatever
gayrard: anyways where tf were you
haramike: i was in the jungle
gayrard: aka your room
haramike: no but i was getting bananas for my people
haramike: their lord and savior harambe has brought them their joyous food
gayrard: I S2FG MIKEY I WILL ACTUALLY DISOWN YOU
haramike: cool
dallorama: hi mikey
haramike: new phone who dis
dallorama: excuse me
melaroo: he's a memelord
gayrard: and a sad excuse for a brother tbh
gayrard: anyways mikey that's brendon's ex who he legit fucking despises, dallon
haramike: what kind of name is dallon
haramike: were u raised in dollarama
dallorama: dallorama's the name, puns are the game
haramike: okthen
gayrard: i have a bad feeling about the two of you
haramike: i legit just met him wyd boi
dallorama: i've heard lots about u
haramike: are you a stan or smth i stg i'm not dr phil i don't care about your fucking problems in your house jfc
gayrard: SIGH
breadbin urine: ok guys so i set up the party
tydye: it's literally like
tydye: 3 pm rn
tydye: boi
breadbin urine: did i ask for the time
tydye: obviously you wanted a response
breadbin urine: I don't think the definition of statement is response honey
tydye: why am i friends with you
breadbin urine: bc u love me
tydye: no i love josh
breadbin urine: i'm josh
ryrup: what a fucking player
breadbin urine: excuse me
tydye: ok so if there were 2 tyler josephs. like me, and a replica of me, and that replica i'll call t2. if t2 was dating you, brendon, but you were josh, and i was there, i'd be sure as hell questioning my sanity
jishwa: let's be glad brendon is brendon and i'm the one and only jishwa
tydye: ilysm
jishwa: ilysm2 babe
melaroo: ok so i'm bringing drinks who's all coming
haramike: WAIT
gayrard: DOUBLE SIGH
haramike: there's a party and no one told me about it
haramike: BOI how dare you not invite the haramike
melaroo: gee told us not to
haramike: glares at gerard
haramike: ExCuSe Me
gayrard: you better not fuCKING SHOW UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD
haramike: ok fine.
haramike: i'll just follow u
gayrard: frank is picking me up
haramike: doesn't mean i can hide in the back
gayrard: I'll be watching the back of the car like a fucking hawk mikey
haramike: i'll be there somehow
haramike: just u W A I T
melaroo: well now i'm scared
ryrup: that's relatable
pattycakes: tbh I feel like we're all gonna end up drunk whether or not we like it
breadbin urine: ok but who's coming
tydye: josh and i are coming
pattycakes: i'm dragging pete along even if he doesn't wanna go
assley: well mel's bringing drinks and where she goes, i go
melaroo: wait u go to the bathroom with me
assley: no i just hide in the bath tub or outside the stall or outside the bathroom
breadbin urine: jfc
breadbin urine: ok ANYWAYS continue
iero the oreo: im going
gayrard: i'm going w frank lolz
ryrup: i'm going ofc
breadbin urine: k good see u tonight
gayrard: mikey didn't say anything I'm scared
iero the oreo: shh babe it's ok
gayrard: no like I'm not scared I'm just
gayrard: concerned
melaroo: whatever happens we'll protect u
gayrard: you fuckers he's not gonna rape me or kill me or some shit like that jfc
tydye: he might do something tho
assley: rip
popeyes wentz: rip gerard 2k16