brendon's a 5 year old with a longass forehead
jishwa: tyler i am coming to get you
tydye: my body is ready
jishwa: ;)
tydye: ;)
gayrard: you know we're here too right
tydye: o shit! o shit! waddup
melaroo: finally you reference a meme
assley: tho it was incorrect
tydye: lol bitch does it look like i care
tydye: anyways josh come onnnnnn i'm waiting
jishwa: i'm already in my car ratface
iero the oreo: don't text and drive joshie
jishwa: i'm not wyd
tydye: frank iero i fucking swear to god if you call josh joshie one more time i will mercilessly shove gerard's dick down your throat and make you bite on it so hard it'll come off and you'll swallow it and you'll end up fucking coughing up cum
iero the oreo: well i mean
iero the oreo: i'm not complaining
gayrard: me neither but i'd rather keep my dick in the situation
tydye: YOU PIECES OF SHIT THE REASON I SAID THAT WAS BECAUSE ONLY I CAN CALL JOSH JOSHIE
breadbin urine: Especially in the middle of sex
tydye: get lost 5 year old
melaroo: brendon's a 5 year old with a longass forehead
breadbin urine: excuse me
breadbin urine: i may be the forehead god but you cannot insult me that way
ryrup: his forehead is longer than dallon's legs
pattycakes: DRAMATIC GASP
popeyes wentz: WhOaA
gayrard: did you just
breadbin urine: GEORGE RYAN ROSS THE III YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE DO NOT MENTION THAT NAME THAT NAME REPRESENTS THE WORST KIND OF SINNER AND HE IS AWFUL GET OUTTA HEAR WITH YO SHITTY ASS DALLON BOI YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG
ryrup: lol ok
ryrup has added dallorama to the chat.
ryrup: oops my finger slipped
breadbin urine: I WANT A DIVORCE
ryrup: am i complaining? no
gayrard: i forget what happened with brendon and dallon but yknow i bet it's some shittyass soap opera episode where brendon falls in love with ryan but sends nudes to dallon while dating dallon and then dallon just goes and gives it up the butt to brendon and so on lol
melaroo: that's accurate
assley: who's dallon?
melaroo: the one and only fuckface
dallorama: where am i ryan
iero the oreo: pretty much: hell
dallorama: ah so i belonged here
gayrard: i don't belong here at all
iero the oreo: you don't belong anywhere but i know i belong somewhere
gayrard: GET TF OUT YOU LITTLE BITCH
iero the oreo: fite me
gayrard: i hate violence
iero the oreo: lol sure
popeyes wentz: dallon and i are still good friends
pattycakes: you never told me that?
popeyes wentz: i did
popeyes wentz: you just side with brendon too much to remember
pattycakes: OH WOW but ok
breadbin urine: PETE HOW COULD YOU
breadbin urine: WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS
popeyes wentz: as long as i'm still tyler's i guess it's cool
tydye: josh took me to see moana with him !! ive been waiting to see this movie it looks amazing
melaroo: aw
gayrard: doesn't lin-manuel miranda star in that or somethin??
tydye: i think so!
dallorama: so brendon
ryrup: listen here amigo just because i invited you to this chat doesn't mean i have no quarrel with you so bippity boppity back the Fuck up thanks
breadbin urine: about time ryan
dallorama: i'm unloved
melaroo: you're a piece of shit what did u expect