the cat is introduced
You have entered sPAM SQUADDDD
saltysaltfries: this cat oml im living
saltysaltfries sent tinykittenbean.jpg
sweet.potato: peg why are you texting us im literally right next to you
saltysaltfries: bc i can -.-
the-tomcat: daaayuummmmm crusty milk right there
saltysaltfries: damn right rotten juice ass
saltysaltfries changed their name to CrustyMilkFace
ihatedisney: dEAD
devilica: ive always been dead
devilica: bUT THIS CAT BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE JFC ITS SO SWEET
casse*toi: whats its name, alexander?
the-tomcat: we havent decided yet
ihatedisney: OMG
ihatedisney: LETS HAVE A VOTE OKAY I PUT IN THE NAME WILLOW
casse*toi: awww herc thats such a beautiful name <3
ihatedisney: <33
casse*toi: my name for her is John-Catherine Rosalie Tiana Skye Felicia du Feline, Cat de Grace.
devilica: ...
devilica: wtf
sweet.potato: JFC NO OUR POTATO IS NO5 HAVING A FREAKISHLY LONG NAME LIKE YOU IM SORRY MY CHILD
turtleyyyboi: wth is up w john being her first name ?????!?
casse*toi: IF MY FATHER WHEN HE THOUGHT I WAS A BOY NAMED MY FIRST NAME A GORLS NAME THEN THIS CAT IS GOING TO SUFFER THE SAME FATE ≖‿≖
CrustyMilkFace: wait lmao whats ur first name laf
devilica: their first name is Marie
CrustyMilkFace: OMG
CrustyMilkFace: THATS THE BEST THING EVER IM SCREAMINGGGG
devilica: yeah i know
devilica: im right next to you lmao youre deafening me
CrustyMilkFace: #noregrets
CrustyMilkFace: also I put in the name Sam
devilica: i put in bobarina
sweet.potato: i like catherine, laf, so ill go w catherine for a compromise xD
casse*toi: awwwwr :,)
the-tomcat: john and i say Julianna
ihatedisney: why cant john say his himself??
the-tomcat: lmao you dont want to know ;))
casse*toi: TMI
devilica: KILL THE SIN
CrustyMilkFace: lucky ;-;
sweet.potato: wtf peggy i thought you were asexual
CrustyMilkFace: nah i just like making ppl uncomfortable
CrustyMilkFace: sex is gr8
devilica: HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW
devilica: WHO HAD SEX WITH MY SIBLING
CrustyMilkFace: mOVING ONNNN
CrustyMilkFace: i vote Catherine
casse*toi: fine -.- catherine
sweet.potato: catherine :33
ihatedisney: im sticking w willow
sweet.potato: the options are willow or catherine bc i deem it to be so rotten peaches :))) <33
sweet.potato: for catherine, say 1 and for willow say 2
sweet.potato: 1
ihatedisney: 2
casse*toi: 1
turtleyyyboi: 2
CrustyMilkFace: 2
devilica: 2
casse*toi: wth peggu you said catherine earlier -.-
CrustyMilkFace: i changed my mind Deal With It™
the-tomcat: 1
ihatedisney: WILLOW WON :DDDDDD
casse*toi: excuse me no i wont accept this
casse*toi added grgwshngtn and mrthwshgtn to sPAM SQUADDDD
casse*toi sent cutekitty.jpg
casse*toi: catherine or willow for this cute little angel
grgwshngtn: What is this?
grgwshngtn: Why am I here?
devilica: hi mr washington its angelica
grgwshngtn: Hello, Angelica.
devilica: we r trying to decide on a name for alex's new cat so catherine or willow
grgwshngtn: Catherine.
mrthwshgtn: def catherine.
the-tomcat: i love the difference bewteen georges and Martha's texting styles lmao
grgwshngtn: Excuse me? Did I give you permission to call me by my first name, Alexander?
ihatedisney: dayum roasted
sweet.potato: that was gr8 George
grgwshngtn: Thanks, Elizabeth.
sweet.potato: plz call me eliza :))))
grgwshngtn: Okay.
the-tomcat: WHY CAN SHE CALL U GEORGE BUT NOT ME EXCUUUUUSSE ?!?!?
grgwshngtn: Because I like her better.
casse*toi: 1. catherinE WINS JUICE EBOLA ARMS 2. LMAO EVERYONE LIKES ELIZA BETTTER THAN ALEXANDSR LETS FACE IT :33443343426352618 GET REKT SCRUB EMBRACE YOU R CATHETINE LITTY WHILE YOU CRY YOUR TIBY LITTLE HRARTEAART OUT mWAHahhahahahh!!!! !!!
mrthwshgtn: TAG YOSELF IM ':33443343426352618'
grgwshngtn: Martha, what is 'TAG YOSELF'?
turtleyyyboi: 1.IM 'CRY YOUR TIBY LITTLE HRARTEAART OUT' 2. Tagging yoruself is basiclally just saying ehat you relate to :3 3. Damn marsha on all of the trends
sweet.potato: y is marthas username mrthwshgtn and georges grgwshngtn? Is marthas name Martha Washigton??
mrthwshgtn: we didnt set these usernames thomas did
grgwshngtn: I guess I'm 'EMBRACE YOU R CATHETINE LITTY'
grgwshngtn: Also yes, Thomas gave these to us. Spelling errors are to be expected.
the-tomcat: lmAO TRUE THOMAS IS AN UNEDUCATED LITTLE ASSHOLE WHO DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING AND HE DESERVES A CRUEL AND BRUTAL DEATH BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS WALK AROUND WITH HIS CRUSTY APPLE JUICE FACE AND HIS 5 MILE HIGH HAIR AND HIS MACARONI LOVING UGLY MOUTH AND JUST DISGUSTS EVERYONE AROUND HIM AND I FEEL LIKE ANYONE WHO HAS TO LOOK AT HIM SHOULD HAVE THEIR EYES BLEACHED BC HES SO DAMN UGLY AND JUST EW
sweet.potato: omfg
casse*toi: SCREAmmInGGG
grgwshngtn: Calm down, Alexander Bolognailton. You were basically just describing yourself with that anyways, minus the macaroni loving.
CrustyMilkFace: I FELL OFF THE COUCH AGAIN OMG GEORGE W THE ROASTTTSSSSS
devilica: dEd
mrthwshgtn sent laughingemoji.jpg
casse*toi: Okay then im leaving to go pet catherine lmaooooo
casse*toi removed grgwshngtn and mrthwshgtn from sPAM SQUADDDD
the-tomcat: dID HE JIST COMPARE ME TO THOMAS JEFFERSON IM DONE OKAY RIP ME 'IM GONNA COMMIT' SAID BY HERCULES MULLIGAN. MANHATTAN, NEW YORK. 2016. BYE
ihatedisney: awww thanks for citing me :))))
the-tomcat: any time herc :))))))))))
the-tomcat: ELIZA WANNA COME OVER
sweet.potato: who the hell r u kidding im already here
turtleyyyboi: wtf
sweet.potato: you have a cat
sweet.potato: why would i leave
the-tomcat: truuuuuu
the-tomcat: wanna ~Sin™~
sweet.potato: hell yeah lets go
devilica: WHY AM I HERE
CrustyMilkFace: bc you aromantic af and we talk about sex a lot
ihatedisney: ^^^^^tru af
casse*toi: ^^^^^^^^^^
devilica: fair enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯