peggy has a cRuShHh
You have entered sPAM SQUADDDD
CrustyMilkFace: KLONDIKE BAR SERIAL KILLERS
CrustyMilkFace: I MET THE HOTTEST GIRL TODAY
devilica: oOoOhHHHhhHhhhh who is it ;))))
CrustyMilkFace: her name is maria reynolds and sHE FIBNEEEEEE
sweet.potato: omfg
sweet.potato: does she have long dark curly hair and usually wears red?
CrustyMilkFace: umm idk about the outfit thing but yeah to the others
sweet.potato: nOoOoOoO
the-tomcat: WHAT OMG PEGGY WHY HER
CrustyMilkFace: ????
the-tomcat: I DATED HER
CrustyMilkFace: W8
CrustyMilkFace: IS SHE THE ONE THAT YOU CHEATED ON ELIZA WITH BUT SHE FORGAVE YOU BC SHES A REALLY NICE PERSON
the-tomcat: ummmmmm
sweet.potato: alex is wallowing in his sins rn but the answer is yes sadly
CrustyMilkFace: um well this is gonna be awkward
devilica: ?
CrustyMilkFace added gotmyreddresson2nite to sPAM SQUADDDD
gotmyreddresson2nite: hAI BRONCHITIS FACES WASSUPPPPPPPP
ihatedisney: hi
casse*toi: 'hi'. Said by Hercules Mulligan. Manhattan, New York. 2016.
devilica: 'hi'. Said by Hercules Mulligan. Manhattan, New York. 2016.
ihatedisney: i love you guys so much
sweet.potato: <3
CrustyMilkFace: hi maria!!!! its peggy
gotmyreddresson2nite: omg hiiii is this your Revolutionary Squad™
CrustyMilkFace: heck yeah :D
gotmyreddresson2nite: :3
CrustyMilkFace: :)
the-tomcat: ...
gotmyreddresson2nite: hello
gotmyreddresson2nite: who are you
the-tomcat: Alexandra Damnilton
ihatedisney: hOLU SHIT
ihatedisney: OMFG
ihatedisney: yODELLLINGG
turtleyyyboi: oml alex nO im Too Gay™ for that
sweet.potato: ebola nose, you are dating me and im female
turtleyyyboi: LiEs
gotmyreddresson2nite: holy crap
gotmyreddresson2nite: hamilton?!
the-tomcat: ..no ???
gotmyreddresson2nite: omg im dying HI BABE HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE WE BROKE UP YOY SALTY CANCEROUS GOATEE MAN
casse*toi: fUCK YES SLAYYYYYYY
turtleyyyboi: okay peggy i love maria now
gotmyreddresson2nite: ;)
the-tomcat: JAWN REALLY I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME IM BREAKING UP W YOU AND GOING TO MY WIFE GOODBYE
gotmyreddresson2nite: what?? Didnt turtle boy just say he was dating potato girl??
the-tomcat: polyamory -.-
gotmyreddresson2nite: oHhHhHhhH
gotmyreddresson2nite: im guessing turtle boy is john, the boy you were always muttering in your sleep about and constantly texting and stalking on social media
devilica: EXPOSEDDDSD
sweet.potato: hi im eliza schuyler the girl he cheated on with you
sweet.potato: send me a picture of you so i can deem it forgiveable or not
gotmyreddresson2nite: omfg im so sorry i was such a freaking whore back then rip me im sorry
gotmyreddresson2nite sent oddselfie.jpg
sweet.potato: dAmNnN ALEX ALL IS FORGIVEN SHE BANGIN
casse*toi: she wanna be banging peggy ;)
CrustyMilkFace: wtf laf ?!
devilica: oml
gotmyreddresson2nite: i would tho ;))))))))
the-tomcat: #PeGgRiA
CrustyMilkFace sent blush emoji
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sweet.potato: LAF REALLY
turtleyyyboi: poor peggu
ihatedisney: jfc laf
casse*toi: ;-;
gotmyreddresson2nite: crap did i embarrass them shittt brb
gotmyreddresson2nite made a conversation with CrustyMilkFace
gotmyreddresson2nite: peg im so sorry i shouldnt have assumed anything im sorry and i hope we can still be friends
gotmyreddresson2nite: peg??
gotmyreddresson2nite: peggy?!?
CrustyMilkFace: will you go out with me
gotmyreddresson2nite: THANK GOD I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD AND MAD AT ME
gotmyreddresson2nite: ...w8 wut
CrustyMilkFace: will you go out with me
gotmyreddresson2nite: wait your into girls when i said that and you left i thought you were only into boys or nonbinarys omg
CrustyMilkFace: nope im into everything
gotmyreddresson2nite: in that case freaking yES I WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU YOURE FREAKING GORGEOUS AND I LOWKEY JUST WANT TO KISS YOU UNTIL MY HEART STOPS BEATING
CrustyMilkFace sent comeonthen.jpg
gotmyreddresson2nite: ??????
CrustyMilkFace: my apartment
gotmyreddresson2nite: oOhhhhhhhh
gotmyreddresson2nite: coming over rn ;)
CrustyMilkFace: ;)
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CrustyMilkFace: HOLY CRAP MARIA IS OVER HERE AND OML SHES GORGEOUS AND I LOVE HERRRRR
devilica: yasss peggy lets go
sweet.potato: peggy go get some ;))))
CrustyMilkFace: im going to ;;))))))
devilica: WHAT NO MY INNOCENT SISTER WTH
CrustyMilkFace: byeeee :D
devilica: nO
You have entered W8ers/Sinners
nope sent alexanderhasacat.jpg
GAYmes: omg its so cUtEEE <3
yep: aaron honey where are you ???
nope: alexander/johns house
yep: ??????? i??? thought you guys??? were frenemies????
nope: alex invited me so i came
GAYmes: ik he and thomas are in like some blood feud or something but if i muzzle him can we come over ??? please???
nope: idk ill ask
nope added the-tomcat to W8ers/Sinners
nope: scroll up
the-tomcat: 1. omfg this chat name though 2. NO THOMAS IS NEVER ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVET YHE MACRONI LOVING UGLY MOUTH DOESNT DESERVE TO BE NEAR MY SWWEEEETT LIL BAB CATHERINE NL NO NO NO NO NO0000000000
yep: im guessing thats ^^^ alexander?
the-tomcat: who????? are you????
yep: theodosia, aarons girlfriend
the-tomcat: how does it feel to be dating an opinionless bald man?
GAYmes: omg literally what i said though^
yep: its weird sometimes but like i use him for sex mostly so its gr8
nope: wtf theo
yep: jk bae luv ya
the-tomcat: you guys are actually pretty cool theo and james you can come over
kraftY: wtf alexander 'macaroni loving mouth' you do realize macaroni is also just a generic term for pasta right? stupid uneducated man-child.
the-tomcat: IM SCREAMING
the-tomcat: OKAY YOUR USERNAME IS LITERALLY A PUN OUT OF A CRAPPY MAC AND CHEESE BRAND EVEN IF MACARONI ALSO JUST MEANS NOODLES YOU STILL EAT MACARONI THE MOST DONT EVEN TRY TO PRETEND YOU SQUISHY MOLD BANANA
kraftY: exCUSE YOU KRAFT IS AMAZING
the-tomcat: ALSO 'STUPID UNEDUCAYED MAN-CHILD'?!?!??!?! I. HAVE. A. LAW. DEGREE. AND. A. LITERATURE. DEGREE. AND. A. BACHELORS. DEGREE. I AM MORE SMART THAN YOU AND IM NOT A MAN CHILD AT ALL I HAVE A GOATEE AND I HAVE SEX WITBH TWO PEOPLE MALE AND FEMALE DAILY AND I AM LITERALLY DRUNK 70 PERCENT OF THE TIME DONT EVEN TRY I AM MORE MATURE THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
yep: hOLY SHIAT THOMAS YOU GOT RoAsTeDDDDDdddDDdD
kraftY: WELL EXCUSE ME I HAVE A LAW DEGREE AS WELL AND IM LITERALLY WASHINGTONS VICE PRESIDENT?!?! ANDD I WRITE FOR HIM DAILY??!?!? AND YOUR GOATEE IS UGLY AS FUCK!!@@ ALSO IDGAF ABOUT YOUR THREESOMES I AM COMMITTED TO my lovely boyfriend James Madison love you so much babe <3 UNLIKE YOU WHO CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN SWEET BEAUTIFUL ELIZA AND BASICALLY YOURSELF IN A MORE ATTRACTIVE BODY?!? IF I DATED ANYONE WITH YOUR PERSONALITY I WOULF KILL MYSELF???? BEING DRUNK DOES NOT MAKE YOU MATJRE IM ONLY DRUNK 60 PERCENT OF THE TIME GET REKT! I AM WAY MORE MATURE AND ALSO I AHGDUWISK UP AP FL
kraftY: hello, alex! Its james. i just stole thomas' phone and i currently have him gagged with a towel. if i muzzle him, make him swear not to talk, and not let him do anything but look at the cat and wont even let him in the house, can we come over?
the-tomcat: :////////
kraftY: ill bring you 1) every single box of noodles he owns for you to do with as u wish 2) his Uber friend code
the-tomcat: HELL YEAH HES INSTAGRAM FAMOUS FOR SOME REASON SO HE GOT A DAMN GOOD FRIEND CODE LETS GO COME OVER MY NEW BFF JAMES IM ADDING YOU TO THE HAMILSQUAD GROUP CHAT YOUR MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON :DDDD
GAYmes: kewl :D
yep: aaron just picked me up and brought me to ur housr alex its very nice
yep sent catherinekitty.jpg
nope: awwwrrr
the-tomcat: aw my little baby cat <3
the-tomcat: OMG JEFFERSON IS HERE HE LOOKS SO FREAKING STUPID I LOVE IT
the-tomcat: ...shit
the-tomcat: catherine loves him NO MY CHILD STOP HES EVIL
the-tomcat: fuuuuuuuck :/
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