This Was Totally Worth the Wait
Bfffffrrrrt.
Nick shot up from bed, spitting and gagging. “Oh my gosh, Carrots! What hellish concoction did you eat!?”
“Oh come on, it wasn’t that—z”
The fox lurched from the bed, staggering over to open the bedroom window, still gagging. “Was it the spinach!? Was it the cabbage!? Is THIS what a herbivore diet gets you!?”
Judy hid her face behind her hands, shaking as she struggled to hold back her laughter.
“Ugh, that could gag a maggot! It’s like carrots and throw-up! It’s like hot sick, fish carcasses!”
“Nick, please, I’m crying . . .”
“Ergf, even stink would say that stinks!”
“Pfff—Nick! Hahahaha!”
Nick slid from the window to the floor, coughing, clutching his nose dramatically. “Ergh! It’s like visiting the Burrow and passing by each kitchen, wondering ‘What are they cooking?’ That, plus—”
Judy’s pillow caught him square in the face. Spitting it out, Nick finally joined his girlfriend in her laughter, all the while Bucky and Pronk wondered through the wall just how insane their neighbors were.