Welcome.To.Hogwarts!
Triwizard Tournament was on this year and Ian Gallagher have been more than exited - not because he wanted to be in it, but because all the Norvegian hotties coming to his school. Not that there weren't any hot guys in Hogwarts anymore, but as long as Ian stared at students from Durmstrang he could not even think about anyone from his school who would that attractive.
"Earth to Ian" he heard words, followed by snap of the fingers and looked at Mandy who only smiled at him and looked into direction of the guys. "Some are hot, I can give you that" she said after a second and Ian looked back at Durmstrang table.
"Some? I see only hot guys there" he answered, his eyes jumping from one to another, from face to chest, from eyes to lips... God, some of them were way too hot.
"Because you are horny, assface" Mandy answered and smiled with typical Slytherin smile. He still couldn't believe that somehow, during his third year at school, his best friend became girl from House of Snake. Before that he followed everything that were said - 'Slytherins are evil? Got it. All girls in Ravenclaw are lesbians and thats why they don't want to date a Gryffindor? Seems legit. Hufflepuffs are hiding weed around the school? Well, if fellow Gryff told him that it must be true!' When Ian met Mandy he expected her to be evil sarcastic bitch and well - Mandy was sarcastic bitch, but she sure as hell wasn't evil. They found a common language very fast and now they were together almost everyday, which really freaks out half of the school - 'Slytherin and Gryffindor? Friends?... It's a trick, right?'
Now Ian sighed looking at the hot brunette standing in front of him, but after a minute or two his eyes noticed something even better. Dark haired guy standing next to the wall, away form the rest of his schoolmates and drinking something that looked too much like a normal, muggle beer to Ian. Gryffindor student let his eyes travel over hot guy body and he almost started to droll, because of that perfect ass. God, what he would do to this ass... Or what he could do to this ass. Redhead smiled, fixed his hair with his hands and looked at Mandy.
"How hot I look?" he asked, presenting himself, which made his friend roll her eyes.
"Hot. As always. And messy hair are amazing" she pointed and Ian smiled in response.
"See you later, Mands. I'm going to get some amazing ass" he said. Mandy's answer was followed by another of her perfect eye rolls and then big smile.
"Go get him, Gallagher. I will try to find someone too" she stated and started to look around. Ian put another smile on his face and went slowly in the direction of the dark haired guy he saw before. He was standing in the same place, beer still in one hand and cigarette in another.
"Hay" he said too loud and he wanted to mentally punch himself for that. A guy looked at him and Ian almost died at the spot. This guy (Ian seriously had to find out what his name was) didn't have only a great ass. No. His light blue eyes looked like from a fairytale, lips were perfect in every bit and pale skin... Ian could imagine himself marking him later. Redhead licked his lips when he noticed that this guy was looking at him, clearly waiting for him to finish a fucking sentence. "Uhm... Hey, my name is Ian and I... I wanted to ask you how you like our school so far?" he said quickly with a shy smile on his face. Dark haired dude only cocked his eyebrow and keep on staring at him. Ian didn't know what to do when he reliase something - this guy was from Durmstrang. Durmstang was in Norway. "Oh, shit, you probably know only Norvegian" sudden realisation hit him after a moment. Guy keep on looking at him without a word. "Shit... Welcome.To.Hogwarts! Hope. You. Enjoy. Those. Couple. Months" his words were slow and he sounded like and idiot, making a fullstop after every word.
After a minute or two of this gibberish Ian sighned loudly and closed eyes before leaning against the wall, next to hot Norvegian guy (he still didn't even get a name!). After a couple seconds of silents Ian opened his mouth again.
"And how am I suppose to bang a hot guy if you don't get what I am saying?" he murmured under his breath. Redhead shock his head and noticed that a guy wants to say something but he ignore that and keep on talking. "Oh, no. Don't talk, I don't know a word in fucking Norvegian" those words are followed by ironic laugh and loud sigh. If this guy didn't get a word why Ian should care about what he is saying? "You don't even know how frustrating it is! I see a hot guy with great body, beautiful eyes, lips made for sucking and this amazing, amazing ass send form heaven that I would pay anything to tap, but no. Fucking language barier, because fuck my life and fuck my boner apparently". At those words Ian heard a quite chuckle and looked at the guy.
"Dude..." Durmstrang student said queitly and started to shake his head, while trying to control his laughter.
"Ian!" he heard and saw Mandy coming to him with a big smile on her face. Her green tie was wrapped loosely around her wrist and her lipstick was wiped out almost completaly. "You told me you are going to get some ass and you're standing here talking to my dipshit brother" she added after a second. Ian blinked a few times and opened his mouth but words came out only after fourth try.
"Bro-brother?" he mumbled looking from Mandy to Durmstrang guy.
"Yeah" Mandy said and furrowed her eyebrows. " I told you about it... After our mom died my shit of a father wanted to move. I didn't wanted to so I run away to my aunt at night and he left without me" she explained and sighed. "Unfortunately Aunt Marie couldn't take any of my siblings so Colin, Iggy and Mickey end up living in Norway" she added and Ian looked at Mandy's brother who only grinned at him in a way that always reminded Ian of Slytherin students...
"Mands..." Ian started, planning to explain what he did when he had a chance, but Mandy ignored him and focused on her brother.
"Mickey, you didn't even say 'hey' to me, you asshole!" she raised her voice saying the words without any real venom and punched the guy in the shoulder... Wait, not 'the guy'. Mickey. Ian smiled a little, because maybe he failed miserably with flirting and maybe getting laid, but at least he got a name... Well, he didn't got it by himself, but that should still count!
"I didnt see you, bitch!" said Mickey, with a perfect English and Ian decided that teleportation should be legal at his age and possible at Hogwarts, because the only thing he wanted to do now was to disappear. "And your stupid ass friend was trying to explain me some shit. Thought he had a stroke or something" Mickey added and smirked at Ian. Those words caused Mandy to raise her eyebrows really high - Milkovich eyebrow game was really terrifying sometimes - and stared at him with questioning look.
"Ian what's going on? What is he talking about?" she asked and Ian knew he lost it. If he won't tell her then Mickey will - there is no winning here.
"Umm... Didn't know he speaks english so i probably looked like an idiot" he said quickly, running his hand through his hair. Mickey chuckle silently and Ian looked right at him for the first time since Mandy appeared. " Don't laugh, asshole! You could've and should've open your mouth and end this shit at any minute!" he stated but brunette only shake his head a little and looked at Ian with a smile on his face.
"Oh, men, but that was very entrataing. Most fun I have since I came here" he said, which kind of impressed Ian, but apparently only enoyed Mandy.
"You've been here for over an hour!" Milkovich girl said, shaking her head. Mickey nodded in agreement.
"Yeah. I've been here an hour. Didn't see anything shocking or that different, maybe except that fucking giant squid in the lake and angry tree so your redhead friend was the only fun thing here, bitch" he explained pointing at Ian. After a second he chuckle a little and shaked his head again. "He said couple interesting stuff too" Mickey added and Ian swallowed with fear in response, because no - no, Mandy shouldn't know that he almost made a poem about Mickey's ass. She really should not know about this one.
"He did? And what did he-" she started, but her words were cut of by female voice.
"Mick! Fuck, here you are!" a brunette girl from Durmstrang almost screamed when she made her way towards Mickey. "I was looking for you for twenty minutes and you are next to the window, having a fucking smoke!" she stated and punched Mickey with her wand.
"Calm your tits, bitch!" Mickey raised his voice. "What is that important that you almost died while looking for me?" he asked throwing away what was left of his cigarette. His friend looked at Ian and Mandy with a suspicious look.
"You made friends? You don't make friends" she stated confused, while fixing her long, brown hair. Mickey sighed loudly.
"Lexa, this is my sister Mandy and her friend. Mands, this is Lexa the one that-" he tried to finish introducing them, but Mandy did not let him.
"-The one you told me about. Wow. You are the only person he actually likes and that's something really big with him" Mandy said and Mickey flip her off in response. Lexa smiled a little.
"Oh, Mick, you told your sister about me? What a honour" she mocked him so Milkovich decided to flip her off as well, which made both girls laugh.
"Lex, you wanted something" Mickey reminded her and Lexa's smile disappeared in one second.
"Fuck, I did" she whispered and looked straight into Mickey's eyes - which looked a little bit funny, if you ask Ian, because Lexa was a little bit taller than her Durmstrang friend. "I need your help" Lexa said after a second and Mickey raised his eyebrows in response.
"In what exactly?" he asked. Lexa moved her eyes from her friend and quickly pointed at Ian and Mandy before returning to Mickey who sighed loudly. "Fine" he said after a second. "Mands, I will find you later... See you around, Red" he said to them and started walking away with Lexa whispering something to him and gesticulating quickly. Ian stared at Mickey's ass when brunette was moving and he really started to regret the chance he lost with this hot guy.
"You like him?" Mandy's voice bring him back from the imaginary land for the second time that day. Gallagher looked at his friend, smiled and nodded a little.
"He is not bad" he answered and Mandy grinned.
"I know that he seem like a dickhead, but he is the only member of my family that cared about me even though he didn't have to... So I hoped that you two will like each other" she said and Ian saw something strange showing at her facial expression. He smiled and put his arm around her waist.
"C'mon, Snakey. We have to find you someone to bang today" he stated and Mandy laughed and followed him in the way to their table.
"Hey, Ian... What happened to the hot guy you wanted bang?" she asked and Ian shaked his head a little before answering.
"I'm working on this one" came out of his mouth and Mandy nodded.
"So work on it. And now we need to add some vodka to this butterbeer or I'm gona puke a lot of sugar without any alcohol in it" she said and Ian laughed and nodded couple more times.
"Let's break some rules and get drunk" he added and both of them went to Gryffindor table, chatting about alcohol, hot guys and a girl that Mandy trully hates since she was twelve. Ian really tried to focus, but his mind keep going back to his awkward meeting with Mickey to remind him how much he fucked this one up. But Ian was a Gryffindor and students from this house didn't give up that easily - which was sometimes extremely stupid and lead to many injuries, but they were still really proud of their 'not giving up' thing. Ian spend the rest of the night getting drunk and thinking about that amazing ass that was attached to a hot guy from Durmstrang.