Chapter 2
Chapter 2
(AN: I said STAP FLEMING DA STORY PREPS!!!!11!!!1!!!!111 if you dnt like it gtfo and die ok im just TO SMART for u to understand u fuckning preps!!!)
Later Myrocft came to 221B. He steped into da room and Sherlock and John were there. Also Mrs. Huderson was there and she sed “you have to sit in da chair or else they wont talk to you lol.”
“I'm not a client u fucking preps!!” Mycroft shooted.
“Den get out of dis room!”
Mycraft looked at Mrs. Huderson and said “shes not going to stay is she shes cuz shes a fucking prep to” but they ignored him and Mrs. Hudeson asked if he wanted tea and he said yes. She flipped up her middle finger at him and told him to get it himself.
Mikroft look ejectedly at Sherlock and sat down sadly. Then he looked at Sherlock and John and sed “are you gonna deduce about me you fucking preps?” and looked mad again.
“No you need to tell me da pure and sample truth!” Sherlock said loudly glaering at Mikfrot.
Myroft laughted meanly. “da truth is rarly pure or simple sherlock,” he shooted back looking anoyed at being questioned by his stoopid brother. “Somone said dat before me i think but I also seam to hav frogotten everything else about dat guy so I dont know why ikm bringing him up lol.”
“dunno dont care,” said Sherlok looking even more mad than b4.
“We have a sister named Eurus lol,” said Myrcrot “but she wuz evil and smarter then me so I loked her in a prison when she was like 5 but it wuznt ilegal or anyfing cuz I have friends in da govnment so fuk off.”
“Y did u scare me wif stories about her then you fucking sick asshole prep?!” Sherlock shooted angstily, and John looked mad at Mycraft for making Sherlok sad.
“Becuz she wus to scaray and genius!! she just wasnt like da uder girls, she was difrent.” Mycraoft retorted.
“Then y didnt you warn me!!” Sherlock giggled.
“John you have to leave dis convrasation is a family thing okay!!!1!” Mikecroft boomed.
“John is my family you fucking dick leave him alone!!1!!11!” Sherlock growled.
“Yeah dats right u umbrela-toting prep!!” John cackled and looked triumelephantly at Mikroft.
“So why did u not tell me and make Eurass into gost stories you prep??” sherlook demanded.
“lol I wuz testing if u remembered her” Mycroft said wisely. “She wuz too powerful and smar t for you to remmember and she wuz also goffik cuz we found her slitting her wristz once. She also killed your dog redbeard and we neva found him.”
“oh okay lol.” sed Sherlock.
Suddenly a drone flew in wif a grenade on it!!!! and john didnt know what it wus even doe hes a solder but Mikroft did cuz he works wif spies and da government and they know a lot okay!!! So they stood their cuz they were so scrayed of my special flying bomb decvice dat the culdn't climb out da window or run down da staires be4 it actiated!!1! I wuz too smart for them cuz theyre not genuses like me even tho they say they are lol. Also Mr.s Huderson wuz vaccuming under dem and they were afraid she would die if they set off da bomb.
Then they said “we have to jump rly fast out da window we hav 3 secs b4 everything iz destroyed by da bomb” and den they went to da window and jumped out and a huge firebal came out bhind dem and it wuz rly awesome and loked cool (shut up I know dat they coln't survive witout getting hurt but itz just a stry stop fleming!!!! it looked cool ok!!!11!)
And den they went to da prizon dat Mikoraft told dem about and snunk onto a boat bcuz dey wanted to be pirats.