Chapter 3
Chapter 3
(AN: IF U DUNT SHATP FLAMMIN DA STORY DEN UR A PREP AND U SUK OK GTFO!!!!1!!)
So anyway we were on da boat and ther were sum guys on it who asked who the fuk we where. Sherlock wuz standing up on da top of da boat looking smexy wif his coat swirling around lik bat wingz.
One of the guys asked “who r u?” and sherlock told him he wuz a pirate. John had a gun and he pointed it at da guys on da boat who looked scared at each other. They took over the ship and Sherlock and Jon went to da beach and Myraft put on dis fugly disgize cuz he wanted to get inside the Alcatraz dick-shaped prizon thing. They also rote in the sand with sticks or somefing and said they wanted to c me. Then they went inside and no 1 noticec that Sherlock was also in disugise not just Mykroast and he went up da helvatator well John and Macraft talked to da gard.
“Haha I tricked u.'” said Mykril and laughed meanly in the guard's face cuz he had a headache and da fak beard sratched up his face witch made him cranky “u just gav your pass to another dude in a disguze too. U might as wel wear clown outfits you incormpenten fuks” (c is dat out of chracater??!) Da guard looked v scared and he startd to cry and said he wuz sorry. “If u want to leav dis island eva again dont tell me that my sister iz compromised” said Mycrotch glaring at da guard wit rage in his eyes. He then start 2 talk 2 ssherlock over dis microphone thingy and asked him if he was inside.
“Y is my sister locked up if shes a geniuz and brilliant nad amazinf your denying da world her brillianc you dunderhead” Sherlock said to Mykrat angstily.
Mykrat said with omnicience: “you'll c in a sec y Shelork.”
Sherlock went into da cell and heard me. I wuz playin da violen and it wuz the song I played 4 him when he was a kid but he pretnaded not to notice bcuz der were uder guards there 2. Meanwhil Mycatch stole da governerz office and asked for tapes. One of da guards told Sherlock to stay away from me (bcuz I'm such a genues that I can maniplate mindz like a sexy goffic sorceress and somtims I kill people and drink theyr blod cuz im also a vampir.)
“She plays all da time so we ware earmuffins” sed 1 guard 2 Sherlook.
“Shes rly good at playin da violin and the muzic is beautiful lik her.” Sherlock replied and he went into da room wif me inside it. Inside of da room I wuz playing some Batch on my violin and Sherlock looked around at my bed and da box in my cell. For sum rezon he didnt notice that the glass wuznt their even tho there wuz a reflecsion. Idk hes just stoopid lol.
Also Mycourt and John wer watchin da videos of me where I wisely told dis physocolgist guy that he wuz a prisoner to his meat, but I wusnt becuz im too smart and beuaitufl and clever. Every1 else is just a stuupid pack animl but im geniusinely (cuz im a genius) better than every1 else. Somtimes I hate being so smart tho its a burden becus I cant fit in like all da normal gurlz. Anyway Sherlock told me my music wuz beautufl (which isnt a suprise cuz im the best at music just lik everything else) and I corrected him wisely that its just right not only beuatiufl and im too good to care about bueaity like all da petty mortals.
“Oh ok he said “but I don't hav ur fav headband srry sis.”
“Whatevs” I said but I secrtetly wanted 2 suk his blod for bein suck a dick 2 me wtf.
“So how did u get out of dis place?” Sherleak asked me curiosity.
I looked at him all mysteirous wif my sexy limpid eyes and pale face and lips done up with blod-red lip glos and said “figure it out. U look at it but you dont see it.” I laffed at him and he loked annoyedly at da missing glass, but still didnt c.
“I dont gettit” he said.
“u will eventualy” I said. I picked up my violent and held it out 2 him. “if u want to no how I got out look at dis.” I instructored looking seriously at him.
“ok he said and begn to look at it.