Kazuichi becomes cursed
[2:00 am]
What would happen if we were stuck on an island with a cute rabbit but sadistic bear
METAL has come online
METAL: IS ANYONE STILL AWAKE? IBUKI'S HERE!
Car fucking has come online
Car fucking: I'm here
METAL: IBUKI THOUGH YOU'D BE ASLEEP!
Car fucking: And I'm not
Car fucking: Go to sleep Mioda
METAL: FINE FINE! YOU BETTER SLEEP TOO!
Car fucking: I will
METAL: YAY! OKAY THEN! GOODNIGHT!
2 people have gone offline
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[3:00 am]
What would happen if we were stuck on an island with a cute rabbit but sadistic bear
2 people have come online
Ojime: Wait it's already three in the morning? I didt'n reaizle that.
Sleeby Gaymer: your spelling is horrible
Ojime: So is yoru capitaliztaoin
Sleeby Gaymer: fuck off
Car fucking has come online
Ojime: Souda? I tohught Mioda told you ot go to slebe
Car fucking: i know
Sleeby Gaymer: go to sleep souda
Car fucking: how many human teeth could you fit inside a human lung
Ojime: What hte fuck, Souda?
Car fucking: how many
Sleeby Gaymer: why are you even asking this
Car fucking: water bottles are great and stuff, but why does no one just eat the plastic after you drink the water
Ojime: WAHT thE FcUK
Sleeby Gaymer: i’m very concerned…..
Car fucking: if i could walk on water, would i still be jesus or would it cancel out because of the way i am
Sleeby Gaymer: yep. definitely concerned
Ojime: Sohould we get ihm a therapits or something??
Sleeby Gaymer: nah. this is hilarious
Car fucking: if i ate a bible while staring directly at god, how long do you think it would take for him to vibe check me into hell
Ojime: Oen seocnd
Sleeby Gaymer: agreed.
Car fucking: if a male loses his virginity the moment his genitals is in the female genitalia then this means that all boys are not virgins for we have all be inside a woman before aka the mother. The only exception of this are the babies given birth to via cutting open the womb, the reason for this due to the fact that the baby did not go through the female genitalia
Ojime: Well tehre goes ym sleep
Sleeby Gaymer: jesus christ souda.
Car fucking: color is produced by the wavelengths of light bouncing off an object, but the “color” black does not bounce off any of it, making it have rainbow powers. Now… black people, using their skin color they too can harness the power of rainbows. here’s another thing. the rainbow is used in the gay pride flag, putting all the evidences together you will get. gay pride flag = rainbow = wavelengths of light = taken in by the color black : black people = black = take in wavelengths. this means that black people are gay
Sleeby Gaymer: so mike hanlon in gay
Car fucking: yes
Sleeby Gaymer: wait, you’ve seen IT?
Car fucking: yeah. i binge watched both chapter one and two with taka, shuichi, and rantaro
Ojime: Well dnag
Car fucking: if you sit on a table is it considered a chair or is it still a table
Ojime: Stlil a table
Sleeby Gaymer: both
Ojime: Chiaki wtf
Car fucking: why do people say something is on fire when fire is on things
Sleeby Gaymer: that’s… actually a good question
Ojime: Well, I’m oigng to sleep
Sleeby Gaymer: i guess i’ll sleep too. souda, go to sleep
Car fucking: fine
Ojime: Thnaks
Sleeby Gaymer: yw
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[10:00 am]
What would happen if we were stuck on an island with a cute rabbit but sadistic bear
Boss baby has come online
Boss baby: What the actual fuck Souda?
3 people have come online
METAL: IBUKI THOUGHT SHE TOLD YOU TO SLEEP
Car fucking: SOrry! I did for a few minutes, but I woke up again!
Ojime: That was fucking torture
GimME has come online
GimME: So what’s happened the two days I wasn’t online?
Ojime: Well, last night, Souda freaked me out. I don’t know about Chiaki
GimME: Wait…. Hanamura isn’t here anymore!
GimME has added sauce to the chat
GimME: There!