
Kiyotaka snaps
[5:00 pm]
78th Class
rides like I ride bikes: has anyone seen taka? i’ve been looking for him for a whole fucking hour to ask him something but I haven’t seen him
program a trap: No I haven’t.
Diss writer: So Tick Tock’s missing now? Maybe that goth girl killed him again!
Money in my pocket: First of all, Yamada killed Ishimaru in the simulator. Second, I didn’t kill anyone.
Diss writer: Hey! Can I add Dekomaru, Big Mac?
Egg boy: Why do you have her number? Sure, I guess.
Diss writer has added Komaru Naegi to the chat
Komaru Naegi: hey Jill!
Diss writer: <3
Komaru Naegi: <3
Egg boy: Wait what
Komaru Naegi has changed her name to Lesbian Therapist(AN she’s a therapist, but not in the school. She’s planning on applying as a therapist or something similar. Don’t @ me-)
rides like I ride bikes: anyway
rides like I ride bikes: where the fuck is taka?
Diss writer: Oh oh oh oh! You mean Ishida? He’s with me you dumbass!
Bevvie: Ishida…?
Rules our grate: Yeah you dumb fucks! Don’t call me Taka!
Pennywise: THE FUCK
DoNut RuN At tHe pOoLsIde: WHAT THE F u C k
program a trap: you good Taka?
Rules our grate: For the last time-
Rules our grate: it’s Ishida you dumbass fuckers!
Ace: Where are you and Jill?
Diss writer: I’m in the leaders lab with Ishi! We’re having fun scaring the others in here!
Money in my pocket: I am very concerned. Kirigiri, would you like to go with me to check on those two?
Ace: Sure. Let’s go.
2 people are offline
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Kazuichi Souda has created the chat
Kazuichi Souda has added 3 people to the chat
Kazuichi Souda has changed their name to kinky shark noises
kinky shark noises: Welcome
2 people have come online
Shuichi Saihara: Kazuichi…. What is this for?
kinky shark noises: So we can be traumatized together
kinky shark noises has changed the chat name to we need therap
Rantaro Amami:
Rantaro Amami: okay then
kinky shark noises: Does anyone know where Taka is? I would’ve expected him to have come on by now.
Shuichi Saihara: Ouma texted me saying that he invited Fukawa, who’s currently Jill, over
Shuichi Saihara: They’re currently trying to scare other people and wreak havoc in the leaders lab.
Rantaro Amami: probably kiyondo then
kinky shark noises: Yeah
kinky shark noises has changed 2 names
ExpressoLessDepresso: Accurate
Sisterkill: oh rip
kinky shark noises: I don’t know what to put as Kiyondo’s name yet.
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(oh ho ho real writing that probably sucks. yay)
Kyoko sighed as she put down her phone. She had been expecting Jill to be doing what she was, but not Ishima- No, Ishida, apparently.
‘What’s with the name change?’ the detective thought as she made her way to the targeted research lab. She was met with Celestia, someone that Kyoko had been secretly crushing on for a while without telling anyone. ‘Don’t think about that right now.’ The gambler nodded to the other while they stood in front of the door. Suspicious noises were coming from the room: screaming, something crashing, and a few others. Kyoko put her hand on the doorknob and, without hesitation, turned it.
“.... Huh?’ a girl’s voice questioned as the two walked in, “Oh shit!” The girl was Genocide Jill, standing over Fuyuhiko, the Ultimate Yakuza.
“Jill, put down the scissors,” the detective demanded in a cold voice. The murderous fiend obeyed and put her scissors in the holster for them on her thigh.
“Thank you,” Celestia stated, her fake European accent beautiful in her voice-Wait, did I just think that? Fuck!-”Now could you please tell us where Ishima- Ishida is?”
“Motherfucker,” a male sounding voice swore, coming from a corner of the room. He appeared to have a knife in his hand, getting ready to stab Kokichi, “Jill, why’d you let these two bitches get in here?”
“It’s not my fault! I didn’t know they’d be here that quick, Ishi!” Ishida let out a sigh as he let go of Kokichi’s neck, resulting in a sigh of relief from the short boy.
“Put the knife down,” Kyoko commanded. After a few seconds of the boy not doing as she requested, she reached to grab the knife. She quickly gripped onto the handle of it and pulled it out of his hands. The detective and gambler talked for a bit before deciding to take Ishimaru to Mikan, the Ultimate Nurse, and Toko to Naegi’s room, knowing that he could probably just refuse to let her see his sister if she killed anyone.
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[5:20 pm]
78th Class
Stronk: I hope those two are okay.
2 people have come online
Money in my pocket: I was not expecting that. From Jill, maybe. From Ishimaru? I definitely wasn’t.
Ace: Yep.
DoNut RuN At tHe pOoLsIde: What happened!?
Ace: Jill looked like she was about to kill Kuzuryu with her scissors.
program a trap: and taka?
Money in my pocket: ….
Money in my pocket: He was holding Ouma by the throat with a knife in his other hand, ready to stab him.
Ultimate Drugged Person: WHAT T HE F UC K
rides like I ride bikes: where the fuck is he now?
Ace: We sent him to Tsumiki.
program a trap: that’s good.
Egg boy: Jill’s with me. I don’t know why you brought her here, but she is.
Lesbian Therapist: Is she okay??? Tell her that I love her and that I hope she’s doing good! <3
Egg boy: She says that she loves you too and that she feels fine!
Lesbian Therapist: That’s good! I might have to visit sometime soon to see her!
3 people have come online
I’m coming home: what’s happening
Lesbian Therapist: Read up.
I’m coming home: k
Songbird: Oh dear
fashion bitch: wow! who knew he had it in him to almost kill some1?!
I’m coming home: this is very concerning
Pennywise: yeah! what the fuck is wrong? why did he do that? with jill, it’s reasonable, but for ishimaru? that makes no sense!
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[5:25 pm]
we need therap
kinky shark noises: @Kiyotaka Ishimaru you good? Tsumiki just told us in her class that you were sent to her for something.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru has come online
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Yep. I’m a bit tired, but I’ll manage
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Also how in the world did I get to the nurse’s office with Tsumikik?
Sisterkill: kiyondo
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Oh. That makes sense. Wait. Rantaro, that’s you, correct?
Sisterkill: yep rip
ExpressoLessDepresso: I’m Shuichi.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Okay then.
kinky shark noises has changed Kiyotaka Ishimaru’s name to rules kink
Sisterkill: LMFAOOOO KAZUICHI YOU GOOOO
rules kink:
rules kink: Okay then.