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Criminal Minds (US TV)
F/F
M/M
G
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Summary
text fic!emily and derek are hopeless romantics who complain about their love lives to each otherspencer and jj hate that they're in love with straight peopleOR they're all stupid
Note
hello! new fic :)hoping to update everyday because i adore texting ficsjemily and moreid <3thanks for reading! (also! amplification will be updated soon this is just easier to write lol)
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i've fallen for you and can't get up

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emily prentiss: are we still on for tonight? 

jj <3: yes! i’ll pick you up at 7 if thats ok!

emily prentiss: okay :) any clues about where we’re going??

jj <3: nope you’re gonna have to wait

jj <3: but dress nice (you always do :) )

emily prentiss: okay <3

 

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jj <3: you can still watch henry and michael tonight right?

spence: yes! i’m excited :-)

jj <3: you’re the best

spence: are you ready for tonight?? are you still taking her to that italian place?

jj <3: i think so!! and yes

spence: i’m so happy for you jayje 

jj <3: ily

 

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emily prentiss: what does one wear on a date with the world’s most attractive woman when you aren’t even told where you’re going?

derek: clothes? at least to start with :)

emily prentiss: STOP.

emily prentiss: i’m being serious

derek: i don’t know???? am i supposed to magically remember every piece of clothing you own?

emily prentiss: yes.

derek: jesus chirst woman

emily prentiss: already figured it out since it takes you a million years to respond 

emily prentiss: men are really useless huh

derek: i can’t say i disagree

derek: have fun 

derek: keep me updated 

emily prentiss: will do :)

 

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spence: derek i need your help

derek: whats wrong?? are you okay???

derek: are the boys okay?????

spence: i’ve fallen for you and can’t get up

 

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derek: *screenshot of conversation between derek morgan and spencer reid*

derek: sorry to interrupt your date but um?!?

emily prentiss: I-

emily prentiss: jj’s dying hold on

derek: THIS ISN’T FUNNY WHAT DO I SAY?

emily prentiss: jj just gave you permission to go help him babysit

emily prentiss: so go help him get up ;)

derek: WTF EMILY

emily prentiss: he fell remember! get your mind out of the gutter

derek: fucking hell

 

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derek: well i guess that means you’ll need some assistance! i will be there soon :)

spence: oh

spence: OH

spence: i didn’t expect that to go well

derek: what did you expect to happen?

spence: i hadn’t really thought it through

derek: no words

 

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emily prentiss: jj’s in the bathroom and oh my god

emily prentiss: i’m in love

emily prentiss: this place is so fancy?? she’s being so polite??

derek: yay!! i’m glad it’s going well

emily prentiss: how’s spencer?

derek: we’re watching beauty and the beast rn

derek: he’s so cute with the kids

derek: we haven’t really talked yet bc the kids are still awake but

derek: it’s good though

emily prentiss: aw yay! tell him i say hi :)

 

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jj <3: how’s it going?

spence: good! we had dinner (dino nuggets!) and now we’re just watching a movie :-)

spence: how’s emily?

jj <3: okay awesome, thanks again for watching them!

jj <3: she’s perfect

spence: go enjoy the evening then!! we’re good here so you can stop checking your phone!

jj <3: ugh fine! thanks again spence :)

 

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jj <3: uh

jj <3: would you mind staying the night

spence: JJ

spence: of course i can!

spence: stay safe!!!

jj <3: STFU

jj <3: thank you!

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