does spencer like roses?
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spence: will came to pick up the boys so i’ll lock up and leave! hope you had a fun evening
jj <3: sorry i just woke up
jj <3: you’re the best! i did :)
spence: i wanna hear all about it
jj <3: i’ll come over tonight? i’ll bring pizza
spence: sounds perfect
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derek: jj is texting spencer so you must be awake
derek: I WANT DETAILS!
emily prentiss: well.
emily prentiss: do you want to do dinner? it’s too much to explain over the phone
derek: okay yeah
derek: i’ll bring thai we can hang out with sergio
emily prentiss: you really just want to see him don’t you
derek: i plead the 5th
emily prentiss: wait what happened with reid? did you guys talk?
derek: by the time the kids fell asleep we had too so not yet
emily prentiss: take him to breakfast! carbs and coffee are the way to his heart
derek: true true
derek: wait shit he’s starting to get ready to leave what do i do??
emily prentiss: you absolute moron
emily prentiss: just ask him if he wants to go get breakfast!
derek: okay the bag is secured
emily prentiss: don’t be a pussy tell him you like him
derek: are we in 4th grade???
emily prentiss: just do it already
derek: ttyl asshole
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derek: okay so i didn’t tell him BUT we had fun at breakfast and like it was kind of a date?
emily prentiss: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
emily prentiss: hold on
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emily prentiss: he didn’t tell spencer
jj <3: SERIOUSLY
jj <3: do you not remember what he texted you last night?
derek: I KNOW I KNOW
derek: i'm just scared of him being like haha just kidding
jj <3: trust me when i say he won’t
derek: no it’s still too scary <3
emily prentiss: derek our plans have been cancelled until further notice
derek: HEY
jj <3: waitttt i’m a genius
jj <3: i’m supposed to go to spence’s tonight
jj <3: you go instead! confess your love and all that shit!
emily prentiss: YOU ARE A GENIUS OMG
jj <3: thanks babe :)
derek: are you sure you don’t wanna go jj
jj <3: absolutely positive
jj <3: i’ll just hang out with em :)
derek: ...fine
derek: but if i get rejected that’s on you guys!!
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derek: shit fuck shit fuck
derek: does spencer like roses??
jj <3: FFFF
jj <3: yes, yes he does
emily prentiss: who knew you could be such a romantic
derek: shut up
derek: okay i’m checking out now then i’m heading over there
emily prentiss: good luck! have fun wear a condom etc
derek: i hate you so much