ugh you're impossible
3/27
emily prentiss: hey we’ll be there in ten minutes or so
jj <3: okay!
emily prentiss: reid’s at his place right?
jj <3: yeah
emily prentiss: okay sweet we’ll just pick him up after we get you
jj <3: sounds good!!
3/27
jj <3: SPENCER OH MY GOD
spence: what?
spence: coffee’s still happening right?
jj <3: yeah i’m with them on the way to your place rn
jj <3: BUT EMILY JUST CALLED HERSELF A “dumb gay who can’t drive”??
jj <3: I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE AND DEREK WERE TOGETHER??????
spence: that’s weird
spence: derek called her the love of his life the other night when he drunk texted me
jj <3: just out of context?
spence: no he said “em is getting me <3 love of my life” when i asked if he had a ride
jj <3: oh spence
jj <3: you’re my best friend but sometimes you’re so oblivious
jj <3: he meant that he loved her because she picked him up. like in a completely platonic way
spence: ohhhh that makes more sense!
spence: wait so does that mean yesterday he was actually hitting on me or…
jj <3: wait
jj <3: looking back at emily and i’s texts from last night i think she was asking me out
spence: no words
jj <3: WHY AM I SO STUPID I INVITED YOU AND DEREK BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS DATING HIM
spence: wait you called it a double date right? what if they think WE’RE dating???
spence: fuck
jj <3: i can’t deal with this i’m lowkey freaking out
jj <3: also! we’re here :)
spence: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN THE CAR WHEN DEREK MAYBE HIT ON ME YESTERDAY
jj <3: I DON'T KNOW just hurry up or we’ll miss the flight
3/27
jj <3: hey em
emily prentiss: you’re sitting across from me why are we texting
jj <3: rossi is right next to me it feels weird talking about this next to him
emily prentiss: talking about what?
emily prentiss: are you okay?? are the boys okay??
jj <3: no no no. the boys and i are all good
jj <3: i just wanted to apologize about this morning
jj <3: i think there’s been some miscommunication between us and derek and spence?
jj <3: spencer thought you and derek were together, so i didn’t want to third wheel this morning, which is why i invited spencer
jj <3: now looking back that was wrong on my part so i’m sorry
emily prentiss: DEREK AND ME???? how’d he get that idea?
jj <3: i think derek called you the love of his life the other night, but he was drunk and i don’t think he meant it in the way spence thought
emily prentiss: definitely not. but you don’t have to apologize!!
jj <3: :)
jj <3: would you want to get coffee or even maybe dinner when we get back from this case? or not whatever you want haha
emily prentiss: i’d love that :)
3/27
emily prentiss: DEREK DEREK DEREK
emily prentiss: SPENCER THOUGHT YOU AND I WERE TOGETHER SO THATS WHY THEY’VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD
emily prentiss: AND I THINK JJ JUST ASKED ME OUT??????
derek: oh? my? god?
derek: so jj isn’t straight????
derek: I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU
emily prentiss: THANK YOUUUU
emily prentiss: but also i don’t think spencer is
emily prentiss: he got super weird when you were hitting on him but if he thought you were in a relationship obviously he’d be weirded out??
derek: hmmm i think he was weirded out bc i hit on him but okay
emily prentiss: ugh you’re impossible