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Criminal Minds (US TV)
F/F
M/M
G
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Summary
text fic!emily and derek are hopeless romantics who complain about their love lives to each otherspencer and jj hate that they're in love with straight peopleOR they're all stupid
Note
hello! new fic :)hoping to update everyday because i adore texting ficsjemily and moreid <3thanks for reading! (also! amplification will be updated soon this is just easier to write lol)
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do it do it do it

3/26

spence: do you know what time we’re leaving tomorrow?
derek: what do you mean

derek: wait do we have a case

spence: yes dumbass

spence: hotch told us on our way out???? you even said okay????

derek: i was probably distracted

spence: by what

derek: you ;)

 

3/26

spence: *screenshot of conversation between derek morgan and spencer reid*

spence: what does this even mean

jj <3: oh my god

jj <3: he was distracted because he was looking at you!!

spence: why? was i wearing something distracting today?

jj <3: sometimes you’re so oblivious

spence: wait whats that supposed to mean?! :-(

jj <3: just

jj <3: he thinks you looked good today, so you distracted him

spence: thats a weird thing to tell me when he’s in a relationship

spence: with a WOMAN

jj <3: it’s morgan what do you expect

 

3/26

derek: *screenshot of conversation between derek morgan and spencer reid*

derek: he left me on read after i said that smh remind me to never shoot my shot with straight boys ever again

emily prentiss: THE WINKY FACE LMAO

emily prentiss: maybe he was confused!! it is reid afterall!

derek: that was so obvious there’s no way even he was confused 

emily prentiss: if only i could be as brave as you ugh

derek: you still haven’t talked to jj??

emily prentiss: no lmao too scared

derek: do it do it do it

emily prentiss: i’m not a child i’m not gonna do something just because you tell me to

derek: do it do it do it do it do it do it

emily prentiss: FINE

emily prentiss: just to shut you up

derek: YAY

emily prentiss: but only if you text reid again

derek: deal

 

3/26

emily prentiss: hey jj

jj <3: hi! what’s up?

emily prentiss: not much haha

emily prentiss: i was just wondering if you wanted to get coffee with me on the way to the jet tomorrow morning? :)

jj <3: yeah that sounds fun! can i bring reid i’ve been giving him rides for the past few days

jj <3: maybe you can bring derek it can be like a double date lol

emily prentiss: uh yeah of course :)

 

3/26

emily prentiss: *screenshot of conversation between emily prentiss and jennifer jareau*

derek: okay rip

emily prentiss: why does she want me to bring you too like??? no words

derek: i hate straight couples who can’t do anything without each other it’s so annoying

derek: oh shit now i have to text reid again please hold

emily prentiss: holding

 

3/26

derek: leaving people on read is rude you know

spence: sorry

derek: i’m kidding

spence: me too :-)

derek: RUDE

derek: why do you hate me :(

spence: i’m just tired okay

spence: see you tomorrow 

derek: uh okay see you then :)

 

3/26

derek: *screenshot of chat between derek morgan and spencer reid*

emily prentiss: why is he being so cold

derek: no clue

derek: probably made him uncomfortable with the ;) 

derek: fuck my life

emily prentiss: or it could just be him being him you never know with that kid

derek: okay true

emily prentiss: well i’m going to sleep

emily prentiss: see you bright and early since ig we’re getting coffee now :/

derek: see you then :)

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