Class 1-A Being Normal, Semi-Healthy Teens For Once (Over Text, Of Course)

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Class 1-A Being Normal, Semi-Healthy Teens For Once (Over Text, Of Course)
Summary
electroshock therapy: my fucking god shes actually in the trash can?? how did she go down so easilyLord Explosion Murder: rage.electroshock therapy: ...thats valid this is a fic about class 1-a's unsung shenanigans; aka, all the trouble they deserved to cause <3 heavy emphasis on bakusquad supremacy !!!
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this is not a democracy.

Class 1-A Group Chat!:

 

fuck newton lives: hey bakusquad !!!

 

fuck newton lives: what the fuck was that :D

 

currently watching: you: ok great so i'm not the only one who saw that.

 

currently watching: you: right? im not the only one.

 

fuck newton lives: no we are very much in the same boat

 

fuck newton lives: im shaking <\3 someone hold me

 

honey badger: we all got really quiet really quick huh

 

replacement purple boy: what.. just happened

 

slapp: Is this

 

slapp: Uh

 

slapp: Was that a normal thing? Do you guys.. do that often?

 

currently watching: you: this has never happened before

 

currently watching: you: i'm so sorry

 

acid reflux: HEY

 

acid reflux: who the FUCK turned the tv off

 

here come dat boi: i

 

here come dat boi: you guys did?????

 

fuck newton lives: YEAH

 

fuck newton lives: WTF DO YOU MEAN 'who turned off the tv' ?!!!!?>::W:!>E?

 

fuck newton lives: DID YOU NOT SEE THAT FUCKING PILLOW FLY RIGHT OVER KAMINARI AND KNOCK IT OVER

 

acid reflux: we did what now?

 

acid reflux: jirou i thought you were joking abt the violence thing 💔💔

 

electroshock therapy: yeah kyoka u should know better. shameful.

 

fuck newton lives: KAMINARI.

 

electroshock therapy haha uh oh

 

electroshock therapy: jsyk no part of that was my fault !!!!

 

electroshock therapy: i was clearly assaulted :/

 

better than airpods: oh my GODDDDD literally shut the FUCK up

 

better than airpods: @fuck newton lives blame denks and kiri

 

better than airpods: i was standing up for myself

 

hard 24/7: ??? i am literally just sitting here.

 

hard 24/7: keep my name out of your mouth xxx

 

better than airpods: shut UP kirishima

 

fuck newton lives: OK HEY

 

fuck newton lives: HEY HEY HEY !!!!! EVERYBODY ALL OF YOU

 

fuck newton lives: SIT THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW.

 

electroshock therapy: i

 

electroshock therapy: yes maam thank u maam sorry

 

better than airpods: fine.

 

hard 24/7: k

 

fuck newton lives: now i'm pissed that you BROKE OUR TV

 

fuck newton lives: but i'm willing to hear you all out.

 

fuck newton lives: so you get to tell me your version of the story before i fucking kick your asses !!! you first kaminari

 

electroshock therapy: OK SO

 

electroshock therapy: kyouka was being mean to me :( so obviously i was mean back. to protect my honor

 

electroshock therapy: and i may or may not have asked kiri to make fun of her ndjsnfknd

 

electroshock therapy: but then she ATTACKED ME?????? it is not my fault she is a bad person who wants me dead and gone

 

better than airpods: god you're such a shit liar wtf

 

electroshock therapy: ADNJSKANDNK FUCK OFF

 

better than airpods: i'm going to KILL YOU

 

fuck newton lives: my patience is running thin. don't test me.

 

electroshock therapy: sry :/

 

better than airpods: sorry

 

fuck newton lives: it's ok!! (it is not okay. i am so angry.)

 

here come dat boi: as you should be

 

currently watching: you: fr!

 

fuck newton lives: you guys are so right <3 thank you

 

fuck newton lives: anyways!! what's your story jirou?

 

better than airpods: yes finally my turn

 

better than airpods: ok so BASICALLY.

 

better than airpods: denki. was being.

 

better than airpods: homophobic :)

 

fuck newton lives: wait actually???

 

here come dat boi: what the fuck kaminari

 

electroshock therapy: NO

 

electroshock therapy: NO !!!!!

 

electroshock therapy: LIES I TELL U

 

electroshock therapy: LIES AND SLANDER\

 

better than airpods: your honor i am telling the truth

 

electroshock therapy: KYOUKA I.

 

electroshock therapy: I AMN BISEXUAL ????? U KNOW THIS

 

better than airpods: what so now you're saying bi people can't be homophobic?

 

better than airpods: do you see what i have to deal with, uraraka?

 

fuck newton lives: i hate it here.

 

electroshock therapy: NO *I* HATWE IT HERE

 

electroshock therapy: i try to be a good person and yet !!!!! every day i am faced with biphobia

 

hard 24/7: don't be biphobic jirou :(

 

better than airpods: oh don't you fucking dare kiri

 

hard 24/7: you literally started this !! i was just helping out my bro

 

phil swift: are they about to start fighting again

 

acid reflux: i'll make the popcorn

 

fuck newton lives: nobody is making popcorn!!!

 

fuck newton lives: give me your phone, iida.

 

gotta go fast: Why?

 

fuck newton lives: one second just hand it to me

 

gotta go fast: Alright?

 

gotta go fast: great phone acquired

 

gotta go fast: now i gotta do smth

 

Iida Tenya removed electroshock therapy and better than airpods from Class 1-A Group Chat!

 

phil swift: WHATADSKJNFDFNNKE

 

tails: Oh they're just fully gone, then

 

acid reflux: WTF 😕😕😕 THIS IS CENSORSHIP

 

acid reflux: GIVE THEM THEIR VOICES BACK RN >:(

 

fuck newton lives: no.

 

fuck newton lives: this is not a democracy.

 

honey badger: they look so shocked ahahdskjnkjndsf

 

currently watching: you: flabbergasted

 

tails: I think you broke them?

 

Lord Explosion Murder: i'm enjoying this immensely

 

phil swift: oh you would wouldn't you

 

Lord Explosion Murder: the fuck is that supposed to mean huh

 

fuck newton lives: OKAYYY i'll cut you off right there!!!

 

fuck newton lives: bakusquad be nice challenge: failed

 

Lord Explosion Murder: go fuck yourself.

 

replacement purple boy: really proving her point there

 

Lord Explosion Murder: you can fuck yourself too, muppet man

 

acid reflux: MUPPET MAN??!?!

 

phil swift: i don't even know what you're referencing there

 

replacement purple boy: nice one blasty. you almost hurt my feelings

 

replacement purple boy: try a little harder next time.

 

currently watching: you: WHAHAHAHBDJKDSN

 

fuck newton lives: what the fuckwnfdsjfndjs

 

Lord Explosion Murder: i

 

acid reflux: HELPPPP you just fully killed him lmao

 

phil swift: i'm losing. my mind dkls;jsnknsan

 

fuck newton lives: well i guess movie night is cancelled now??

 

fuck newton lives: yknow. since we don't have a fucking tv anymore

 

phil swift: yeah i think you just might be right

 

gotta go fast: I'm incredibly disappointed in all of you.

 

phil swift: wait fuck no

 

honey badger: noooo not the disappointed dad stare ndsjkf

 

gotta go fast: Is it so hard for you guys to have ONE peaceful night?

 

3d printer: Just one! That's all we ask

 

currently watching: you: hey this one definitely wasn't our fault

 

currently watching: you: blame jirou and kaminari

 

here come dat boi: and kirishima, kero

 

hard 24/7: ??? wdym

 

hard 24/7: i have done nothing wrong in my life ever

 

fuck newton lives: we know this and we love you

 

fuck newton lives: your friends, on the other hand.

 

fuck newton lives: evil.

 

hard 24/7: they just have personality! character!

 

hard 24/7: spice!

 

here come dat boi: too much spice for one friend group

 

hard 24/7: maybe, maybe not

 

3d printer: Hatsume, Shinsou, Kendou—I am so sorry for that entire ordeal.

 

3d printer: I promise that we're not usually like this.

 

gotta go fast: Yes, I apologize as well.

 

hatsume miku: don't be sorry!!

 

hatsume miku: that was more entertaining than anything my class has ever done lol

 

replacement purple boy: yeah

 

slapp: Honestly, that was more of a show than the actual show was

 

slapp: I'm just glad my class isn't as energetic as yours haha

 

slapp: How do you do keep them under control?

 

gotta go fast: With great difficulty.

 

3d printer: We often can't.

 

phil swift: lmaoooo

 

gotta go fast: You three guests are free to go, if you'd like.

 

gotta go fast: Yaoyorozu and I have to file a maintenence report for the broken TV.

 

slapp: Yikes lol

 

slapp: Those are always so tedious

 

3d printer: I'm not looking forward to it, that's for sure

 

gotta go fast: Nor am I.

 

fuck newton lives: oh you guys are leaving?

 

hatsume miku: yeah!! at least i am

 

hatsume miku: i have to finish up a support project before tomorrow fsndfkndsf i should probably get to work on it

 

replacement purple boy: i mean

 

replacement purple boy: curfew is in half an hour. so

 

slapp: I should go make sure my class hasn't burned down the 1-B dorms while I was gone

 

phil swift: with monoma in your class, i wouldn't be surprised

 

slapp: Yeah, he's the one I'm worried about haha

 

fuck newton lives: i am so so sorry for all the chaos

 

fuck newton lives: most of our class is normal i swear

 

currently watching: you: the bakusquad are just fucking feral

 

hatsume miku: don't even worry about it lol

 

hatsume miku: thanks for inviting me green bean!! i like your class they're wild

 

honey badger: hahajdasnfjsnf you're welcome!!!

 

honey badger: and stop calling me green bean :(

 

hatsume miku: never >:)

 

hatsume miku: bye guys!!

 

hatsume miku left Class 1-A Group Chat!

 

replacement purple boy: yeah, thanks

 

replacement purple boy: bye

 

replacement purple boy left Class 1-A Group Chat!

 

slapp: Thank you so much for the invitation, Uraraka!!!

 

fuck newton lives: anytime!!! bye :)

 

slapp: Bye!

 

slapp left Class 1-A Group Chat!

 

DM between green and purple:

 

green: [sent two screenshots]

 

green: i TOLD you!!!!!!

 

green: kaminari! is! bi!

 

purple: i'm going to block you

 

green: WHY

 

purple: i mention thinking kaminari is cute one time

 

purple: one time, midoriya.

 

purple: and this is what you do

 

green: i'm helping you!!!

 

green: you have a chance with him!! why aren't you excited :(

 

purple: i don't automatically have a chance just because he happens to be bi

 

purple: not how that works greenie

 

green: i?????? you're so helpless shinsou why

 

purple: i am literally being realistic. but ok

 

green: oh sure then!!!

 

green: mope all you want :DDD i don't mind

 

purple: what like how you mope over icyhot?

 

green: haha ha ha h

 

green: we are. decidedly not unpacking that rn.

 

purple: gayass

 

green: shut up >:(

 

green: ik i keep saying this but you and uraraka would actually be great friends

 

green: she also called me a gayass earlier 💔💔

 

purple: just means it's true

 

green: no it means that you both bully me

 

green: anyways you should hang out with kaminari more!!!

 

purple: now why would i ever do that :/

 

green: because he enjoys your company!!!

 

green: and you're gay for his smile

 

purple: blocked.

 

green: yk i'm right!!!

 

green: what was it you said? "he looks like sunshine"?

 

green: sounds pretty gay to me

 

purple: sorry, i can't hear you

 

purple: you're blocked.

 

green: HAHAHJDNFCK nooooo unblock me :(((

 

purple: tentatively unblocked

 

green: thank you :D

 

green: ok i gotta go but seriously!!!! hang out with kaminari more!!!

 

purple: reblocked.

 

purple: get out of my sight

 

green: djsnjkndskjn love you too!!

 

purple: perish.

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