friendship with hanta ended (for real this time)
DM between spiderman and thor:
thor: hanta
thor: hantaaaaaaa
thor: dont ignore meeeeeeee :(((((((
thor: IK UR ONLINE I CAN LITERALLY SEE UR ICON
spiderman: no you can’t
thor: WTF
thor: ur so mean to me.. friendship with hanta ended...
spiderman: lol fine
spiderman: you wanna come over? i’m just reading manga with todoroki rn i can totally hang out
thor: wait fuck dont ditch him for me
thor: i didnt know u were busy
spiderman: no it’s totally chill we’re not even talking
spiderman: we kinda just do this thing where we spend time in each others’ dorms and like. read in each others’ company
spiderman: i finished my manga around half an hour ago i’ve just been on my phone
thor: o cool !!
thor: um but no i dont need to hang out in person i kind of
thor: uhh
thor: want advice ???
spiderman: oh shit really?
spiderman: tbh i would’ve thought you’d go to mina for that
thor: yeah normally i would !!! but i dont think shed give good advice about this
thor: and i trust u to be honest w me yknow. so theres that
spiderman: bro you’re gonna make me cry
spiderman: i love you denki <33 you can always come to me for advice if you need it
thor: omg bro :(( ily too !!!!!!
thor: i think u should be this sweet to me all the time
spiderman: no.
spiderman: anyways what’s wrong man
thor: MEAN >:(
thor: bully behavior. cruel. horrible.
thor: u really treat ur friends like this ?? what happened to “i love you denki” :(
thor: friendship with hanta ended (for real this time)
spiderman: denki stop stalling what’s up
thor: UGH fine :/
thor: so.. u know how im bi
spiderman: is this about shinsou
thor: FUCK howd u guess
spiderman: denki you’ve said “i’m bi for that man” every time you’ve seen him around campus.
spiderman: for the past. 3. months.
spiderman: you’re not slick
thor: okay smh maybe it is about shinsou
thor: i AM bi for him :( he makes me nervous and its awful and lovely and VERY horrible for my stress levels
spiderman: yes i know
spiderman: you tell us 3 times a day in the gc
thor: stop being homophobic and listen to meee
spiderman: dnjksnfjnd i’m listening bro
spiderman: get to the fucking point
thor: yes o kay well
thor: ive decided that im tired of staring at him at lunch n ranting abt him to u guys
thor: i wanna hang out with him ! not even as a date i just want to be his friend atp
spiderman: i thought you guys already hung out
spiderman: don’t you have his number?
thor: yeah but thats not hanging out
thor: every time i talk to him in person he looks like he wants to pass away
thor: he like. hates me for some reason ??? i dont get it
spiderman: i
spiderman: denki.
thor: what
spiderman: why do you think he looks like he wants to pass away?
thor: wdym bro :( i JUST said i have no idea!!!!!!
spiderman: no really. just stop for a second and think about it
spiderman:really think about it.
thor: i srsly dont know what ur getting at ://
spiderman: denki that man is the definition of an introvert
spiderman: he’s more socially awkward than katsuki is
spiderman: he almost passed out when we all congratulated him after the sports festival
spiderman: and he looked hella uncomfortable during the movie night
thor: oh.
spiderman: you’re like. the biggest extrovert to ever exist lol
spiderman: he doesn’t hate you, he’s just nervous
thor: dskjnfkjsndkf Fuck !
thor: wait wait wait fuck ur right !!!!! ur SO right omg
thor: ive been going about this all wrong huh <\3
spiderman: yep
spiderman: treat interactions with him like you would katsuki
spiderman: but like. a nicer katsuki
thor: no crowds, no unprompted hangouts, keep plans lowkey, stay out of his personal space?
spiderman: exactly
thor: okay great !!! i can do that
thor: UGH now i just gotta ask him to hang out n all that jazz
spiderman: good luck bro!
thor: um.
thor: hello ???
spiderman: yeah what’s up
thor: *how* do i ask him to hang out ?? n all that jazz
spiderman: OHH uh
spiderman: do you know what he likes to do in his free time?
spiderman: i bet he’d be down to hang out with you in a situation he’s comfortable with already
thor: i mean ive figured out some of his likes through texting ??
thor: he apparently drinks like 5 cups of coffee a day lmao
spiderman: man how has he not died
thor: FR THATS WHAT IM WONDERING
thor: i asked him and he could NOT give me an answer it was the funniest shit ever ndsjkfnkfn
spiderman: damn you really are whipped huh
thor: nope !!
thor: ,,,yes
spiderman: SNKJFDSNF LMAOOO sucks to suck
spiderman: i almost feel bad for you lol loser
thor: >:(
spiderman: well if he likes coffee then you could ask him to go to a cafe?
spiderman: take him to that place mina really likes
thor: OH u mean the one with the good music ????
spiderman: yeah B)
thor: okay i can fucking do this
spiderman:
thor: i
thor: do u just. have that on hand ??
spiderman: a good hero is always prepared
thor: why r we friends again
spiderman: bc you love me <3
thor: die.
spiderman: you first
thor: hatred :/
spiderman: no but actually bro i believe in you!
spiderman: go slide into his dms lmao
spiderman: just be casual don’t act weird
thor: ugh thank u hanta
thor: ur the smartest dumbass alive
thor: what an absolute godsend
spiderman: haha i know
spiderman: wait. did you just call me a dumbass
thor: HAHA NO I DID NOT n e ways gotta go ask shinsou if he wants to hang out thx for the advice love u bye !!!!
spiderman: boo you whore
spiderman: i’m never helping you ever again.
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DM between coffee addict (concerning) and sparky:
sparky: hi shinsou !!!
coffee addict (concerning): hey
coffee addict (concerning): what’s up
sparky: um. so i know i text u a lot
sparky: but we've never actually hung out one-on-one
coffee addict (concerning): that is correct
sparky: so. i want to hang out with u more !!!
coffee addict (concerning): oh
coffee addict (concerning): like another movie night with your class? or what
sparky: no no um
sparky: like u and i hanging out somewhere off campus ?? i know big groups probably make u uncomfortable sdfkdskf
sparky: there’s a nice cafe not that far from here !!! they have REALLY good coffee and also live music sometimes
coffee addict (concerning): ...did midoriya put you up to this
sparky: lol what ?
sparky: bro not at all
coffee addict (concerning): nvm. sorry
coffee addict (concerning): i’d definitely be down to go to a cafe sometime
sparky: wait really
coffee addict (concerning): yeah
coffee addict (concerning): sounds fun
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DM between spiderman and thor:
thor: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
spiderman: should i take that as a good sign or
thor: im passing away AAAAAA
spiderman: ok i’m taking it as a good sign
spiderman: godspeed bro
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DM between coffee addict (concerning) and sparky:
sparky: great !!! are u free after class on friday ??
coffee addict (concerning): yeah
sparky: i can meet u at ur dorm around 5 then
sparky: does that work for u ??
coffee addict (concerning): sounds like a plan
sparky: awesome >:) see u then !!!
coffee addict (concerning): see you, sparky
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Private DM between green and purple:
purple: [sent three screenshots]
purple: what the fuck
green: AKJDKJNVJKNNKDNDNSK WOO!!!!!!!!!!!
green: i TOLD you he likes your company!!!
purple: we’re not having that conversation rn.
purple: fucking. what do i do
green: oh so now you want my input :D how convenient
purple: stfu :D and help me greenie :D
green: fine !! you’re no fun skjnfjsnfk
green: the only option here is obviously to just. go with him to the cafe
purple: i know that
purple: i mean how do i keep myself from being awkward
purple: you know social situations don’t agree with. me in general
green: okay FIRST OF ALL: that’s 100% not true!!!!!!
green: and SECOND OF ALL: just be yourself :)
purple: ah of course
purple: how straightforward
green: what do you mean?
purple: “be yourself” midoriya have you met me???? even once?? ever???
purple: ‘myself’ isn’t a friendly person.
green: stop being self-deprecating!! kaminari obviously wanted to hang out with you for a reason
green: he genuinely likes you, shinsou
purple: maybe???
purple: but he won’t like me after being around me for hours
green: he WILL!! i guarantee it
green: you don’t see the way he smiles when you say hi to each other in the hallway :(
purple: oh
purple: actually?
green: yeah!! it’s honestly a little embarrassing, his friends tease him for it kdjsjfndsknf
green: kaminari’s a good person! he isn’t going to suddenly turn around and hate you or something
green: please give him a chance to surprise you, he really is a sweet guy
purple: okay fine
purple: i believe you
green: VICTORY :D
green: what outfit are you wearing to the cafe?
purple: that is. a great question
purple: fuck
purple: what should i wear
green: do you want my advice?
purple: yeah
green: okay!! unlock your dorm, i’ll be there in like 5 minutes
purple: my dorm is all the way across campus. how are you going to get here that fast
green: don’t worry about it!! :D
purple: greenie. i swear to god
purple: if you use your quirk to parkour to my building i’m never talking to you again
green: uhhhh
green: i’ll be there in like 15 minutes
purple: that’s more like it
purple: my door is unlocked