Class 1-A Being Normal, Semi-Healthy Teens For Once (Over Text, Of Course)

僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
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Class 1-A Being Normal, Semi-Healthy Teens For Once (Over Text, Of Course)
Summary
electroshock therapy: my fucking god shes actually in the trash can?? how did she go down so easilyLord Explosion Murder: rage.electroshock therapy: ...thats valid this is a fic about class 1-a's unsung shenanigans; aka, all the trouble they deserved to cause <3 heavy emphasis on bakusquad supremacy !!!
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*sounds of me beating you to death while bakugou cheers*

acid reflux: @everyone MOVIE NIGHT MOVIE NIGHT MOVIE NIGHT

hard 24/7: movie night!!!

acid reflux: WE'RE MISSING 3 OF YOU 🔫🔫🔫 tsu todoroki deku fucking get down here rn

here come dat boi: i'm literally in the elevator, kero

here come dat boi: wait a goddamn second

fuck newton lives: tsu we've *been* waiting :(((

fuck newton lives: we said movie night would be at 6!!!

fuck newton lives: it's 6:07!!! :((((

here come dat boi: ok great and i'm here now

fuck newton lives: !!! yeah i see that

fuck newton lives: sit with me <3

phil swift: @actual zuko @honey badger where are you guys

actual zuko: I'm on my way down, sorry

honey badger: kdlsfkjsn im omw!!!!!!! was tryna find my hoodie whoops 💔💔

electroshock therapy: yikes lmao

electroshock therapy: did u find it

honey badger: no :((

actual zuko: You could borrow my hoodie, midoriya

honey badger: jdskvnds what????

actual zuko: I have a hoodie on

actual zuko: You could borrow it

actual zuko: If you wanted to

phil swift: oh holy shit

currently watching: you: JCJKSN is this actually happening

phil swift: i think so?

fuck newton lives: tsu you're gonna owe me so much money if this really happens

here come dat boi: goddamn it

honey badger: todoroki!!! i can't just TAKE your hoodie from you!

actual zuko: I really don't mind

actual zuko: You need it more than i do?? So yeah

acid reflux: thank god youre both finally down here >:)

acid reflux: wait what the fuck

hard 24/7: midoriya bro you're like. really red

hard 24/7: you good?

honey badger: im jsut fine!!!

acid reflux: lmao

honey badger: shut >:(

honey badger: and uhhhh yeah sure! if you genuinely don't mind, todoroki

honey badger: i would aprciate that

honey badger: *appreciate

honey badger: i would. appreciate that

actual zuko: I don't mind.

honey badger: then um. yeah

fuck newton lives: ..........

fuck newton lives: HELL yeah !!

fuck newton lives: tsu give me my fucking money xoxo

here come dat boi: i should really stop making bets with you

gotta go fast: You really never seem to learn from your mistakes.

here come dat boi: unfortunately not

honey badger: ...tsu why did you just give ocha 4k yen?

fuck newton lives: mind your business deku <3

honey badger: but what if i didn't though

fuck newton lives: but what if you did

acid reflux: OKAY 🧍🧍🧍 as much as i love seeing deku n uraraka get all catty

fuck newton lives: excuse me?

acid reflux: it's MOVIE time!!

acid reflux: so shut the fuck up and sit down uwu 🥰🥰

3d printer: Thank you, Ashido! I'll set up our Netflix account now that we're all here.

better than airpods: speaking of us all being here

better than airpods: can we talk about how confused kendou hatsume and shinsou look?

better than airpods: oh right theyre not in the chat lmaooo

phil swift: they're kinda just. standing there

acid reflux: please don't remind me 💔💔

hard 24/7: why??

hard 24/7: oh right you like hatsume jnfdsvkd

acid reflux: what did i JUST SAY

acid reflux: kirishima stfu challenge go

electroshock therapy: thats gay lol

acid reflux: you're one to talk denki

better than airpods: yeah you've been trying to get shinsou to talk to you since he showed up

better than airpods: kinda pathetic ngl

electroshock therapy: u r so mean to me >:(

electroshock therapy: 911 my friends are bullies

better than airpods: hm you know how i could be even meaner to you

electroshock therapy: how

better than airpods: this gc could always use more people dontcha think <3

electroshock therapy: wait.

electroshock therapy: wait no dude we can talk about this

acid reflux: WAIT NO DONT ADD THEM????

acid reflux: ILL BE COLLATERAL??

better than airpods: lmao too bad 💔

better than airpods added Shinsou Hitoshi, Hatsume Mei, and Kendou Itsuka to Class 1-A Group Chat!

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DM between better than airpods and electroshock therapy:

electroshock therapy: we r no longer friends.

electroshock therapy: im never helping u cut ur bangs again

better than airpods: worth it

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DM between better than airpods and electroshock therapy:

acid reflux: jirou i'm going to cry

better than airpods: hatsume can help wipe your tears

acid reflux: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Class 1-A Group Chat!:

Shinsou Hitoshi: so this is what you all were doing

Kendou Itsuka: Oh! That makes a lot of sense honestly lol

acid reflux: oh yeah fkjsnfjkndskjnf what was that like from your perspective

Hatsume Mei: i just saw green bean come down the stairs looking like a tomato

Hatsume Mei: and you all whipped out your phones and started typing

Kendou Itsuka: Yeah, pretty much

fuck newton lives: 'green bean' JKNJNFJKSNDFN

fuck newton lives: i'm gonna use that all the time now ty

Hatsume Mei: you're welcome!!

honey badger: stop being rude hatsume :((

Hatsume Mei: lol no chance green bean

phil swift: @electroshock therapy new people new usernames cmon bro

phil swift: @electroshock therapy @electroshock therapy @electroshock therapy

electroshock therapy: .

better than airpods: denki's got no braincells left

better than airpods: let him be

phil swift: fine i'll do it then

phil swift changed Hitoshi Shinsou's name to replacement purple boy

replacement purple boy: what

phil swift: you're our replacement purple boy

phil swift: much better than the grapist

replacement purple boy: the grape who?

fuck newton lives: m*neta m*noru

replacement purple boy: oh

replacement purple boy: gross short dude??

replacement purple boy: who tried to look up a girl's skirt?

better than airpods: multiple girls, but yeah

replacement purple boy: ew

fuck newton lives: we banned him from movie night so we should be good for a bit

replacement purple boy: glad to hear it

phil swift: [sent an image]
minetahateclub.jpg

fuck newton lives: like if you hate mineta

better than airpods: easy fucking like

phil swift changed Kendou Itsuka's name to slapp

slapp: Lol

phil swift: my sense of humor is superior B)

phil swift changed Hatsume Mei's name to hatsume miku

phil swift: lmao i'm a genius

phil swift: albert einstein reborn

hatsume miku: jckndkjvn now i just have to dye my hair blue!

acid reflux: ..

acid reflux: istg can we PLEASE start the fucking show @3d printer

3d printer: Yep! Just as soon as everyone sits down :)

fuck newton lives: WOO !!

fuck newton lives: it's been forever since i've watched this show

currently watching: you: i still remember the opening!!!!

currently watching: you: ~water~

fuck newton lives: earth!

hatsume miku: fire

phil swift: air

honey badger: my grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days

honey badger: a time of peace, when the avatar kept balance between the water tribes, earth kingdom, fire nation, and air nomads

better than airpods: but that all changed when the fire nation attacked

here come dat boi: only the avatar mastered all four elements. only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. but when the world needed him most, he vanished

hard 24/7: a hundred years have passed and the fire nation is nearing victory in the war

tails: Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe.

acid reflux: some people believe that the avatar was never reborn into the air nomads, and that the cycle is broken

replacement purple boy: but i haven't lost hope

electroshock therapy: i still believe that somehow, the avatar will return to save the world >:)

replacement purple boy: oh so thats you kaminari

electroshock therapy: uh

electroshock therapy: yeah lmao hey

replacement purple boy: hey

fuck newton lives: shut up you two

fuck newton lives: watch the fucking show <3

acid reflux: AKJNFSJKNF SOKKA MY BELOVED 💙💙💙

here come dat boi: sokka was super sexist tho?

here come dat boi: for most of the first season

acid reflux: HE GOT BETTER THO!!!! mans had a whole ass education arc uwu 😌😌

acid reflux: also he's funny as hell just like me >:)

phil swift: yep definitely

phil swift: no lie there

acid reflux: shut your fuck >:(

honey badger: hey it's aang!!!!!!

honey badger: he's. my favorite ksdjnfdsknv

hatsume miku: to absolutely no one's surprise

actual zuko: He's...in an iceberg?

actual zuko: And why are his eyes lit up like that

fuck newton lives: shhhh

fuck newton lives: all will be revealed in due time

actual zuko: Okay?

currently watching: you: adskjjfnsdjknds the animation!!! when katara breaks the iceberg!!!

currently watching: you: i fucking love this show omg

fuck newton lives: same

acid reflux: HEY ITS ZUKO

acid reflux: YES

acid reflux: oh wait

acid reflux: . i forgot how ugly he was in the first season 🤠🤠

fuck newton lives: JNNSKFNFSJKF HIS FUCKING HAIRCUT

fuck newton lives: i miss 3rd season zuko <\3

phil swift: forget zuko

phil swift: it's uncle iroh time babey

electroshock therapy: iroh. carried the entire show

electroshock therapy: what a legend

phil swift: fr fr

actual zuko: This is zuko?

actual zuko: The guy you think i'm like?

phil swift: u kinda look like him

electroshock therapy: yeah lolol

actual zuko: Why?

phil swift: uhh for a few reasons???

phil swift: mainly the scar

actual zuko: Oh

electroshock therapy: but ofc theres also the bending

phil swift: yeah that too

actual zuko: The what?

phil swift: the

phil swift: actually deku you explain it

honey badger: oh!! sure :D

honey badger: ok todoroki so bending (in the avatar universe) is kinda like their version of quirks!!

honey badger: if quirks only fell into four categories: water, earth, fire, and air

honey badger: most people can't bend, but those who do can only bend one element

honey badger: except for the avatar, who can bend all four!!! but we can talk about that later

honey badger: anyways bending styles are usually influenced by their element. for example waterbending form is very flowy and adaptable

honey badger: while earthbending form is more sturdy and rock-like

honey badger: so uhhh to summarize that, bending is the ability to control an element!! it's super cool :DD

actual zuko: I see

actual zuko: That's actually really cool

actual zuko: But how does that make me similar to zuko?

electroshock therapy: u bend fire

electroshock therapy: he bends fire

electroshock therapy: badda bing badda boom. zuko

actual zuko: Got it

better than airpods: sokka's comedy is s-tier honestly

better than airpods: "this is appa, my flying bison" "right. and this is katara, my flying sister" i'm wheezing

phil swift: so true

currently watching: you: uh oh Zuko Angst incoming

hard 24/7: "i need to capture the avatar" no you need to cut that damn ponytail off

fuck newton lives: AJKNCJKSNJCS KIRI YOU FUCKINFSG- AHAHAHA

Lord Explosion Murder: you're one to talk

hard 24/7: wdym?

acid reflux: kiri your hair is so fucking fried

acid reflux: surprised you haven't shaved it off by now

hard 24/7: my hair isn't that bad!!

acid reflux: babe you rebleach your roots every month 💔

acid reflux: your split ends have split ends istg

hard 24/7: hey :(

acid reflux: and the amount of hair spray you use daily?????

acid reflux: i'm surprised you even have hair left

hard 24/7: stop being mean to me :((

hard 24/7: i miss when we bullied denki!! go back to that

electroshock therapy: what

electroshock therapy: no

electroshock therapy: keep bullying kiri its funny

replacement purple boy: kaminari shut the fuck up

replacement purple boy: and stop moving

replacement purple boy: i'm literally right next to you just sit still

electroshock therapy: u wouldnt BE right next to me if u just let me have the blanket

replacement purple boy: it's my blanket though??

electroshock therapy: yeah well im cold

replacement purple boy: sounds like a you problem

electroshock therapy: n i am making it a u problem bc u sat next to me

replacement purple boy: fine i'll share

replacement purple boy: just stop fidgeting

electroshock therapy: fine

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bakusquad gc 😌🥵🤣🥳😭😩:

*surprised pikachu face*: HELP HES SO HOT

*surprised pikachu face*: N HES RIGHT NEXT TO ME????????????? IM GONNA PASS OUT R SMTH

hot topic cashier: you useless fucking fruit

*surprised pikachu face*: NOOOO SHUT UP IM SUFFERING

minAAAA: dumbass bisexual 💔

*surprised pikachu face*: mina u dont get it

*surprised pikachu face*: HES WEARING EYELINER IM IM IM

minAAAA: yikes that's rough babe

daddy (sexual intent): i wear eyeliner too where's my love

*surprised pikachu face*: um???? i think ur also hot

*surprised pikachu face*: did me smoochin u like an hour ago n saying 'ur hot ahaha' go over ur head or what

daddy (sexual intent): nah i just like hearing you say it

*surprised pikachu face*: well then uhh stfu and help me

*surprised pikachu face*: im gay make it stop

hot topic cashier: what if i said i didn't care

legally blonde: fuck off sparky

*surprised pikachu face*: ugghgghhhh leave me a lone u 2

*surprised pikachu face*: im friends w bullies

legally blonde: no.

*surprised pikachu face*: demons.

hot topic cashier: *sounds of me beating you to death while bakugou cheers*

*surprised pikachu face*: UR SO MEAN TO ME N FOR WHAT

hot topic cashier: what can i say??

hot topic cashier: every time i look at you i become homophobic

*surprised pikachu face*: @filthy croc lover kiri tell kyouka to be nice

filthy croc lover: jirou

hot topic cashier: yeah

filthy croc lover: stop bullying denki to distract from the fact that yaomomo doesn't realize you're flirting with her

daddy (sexual intent): damn shots fired

minAAA holy shit

hot topic cashier: i

*surprised pikachu face*: haha suck it jirou

hot topic cashier: that's it time for violence

legally blonde: good plan

legally blonde: i approve

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