haha simp
c r i s p y bones changed their name to honey badger
helium girl: ?? why the name change
honey badger: i like honey badgers!! theyre so cool
honey badger: they can fight off snakes, jackals, bees, and sometimes even lions!! they're known to be one of the most fearless animals
honey badger: their skin is so thick that they can survive bites from animals specifically evolved for biting and tearing (aka most fanged predators)!!!
honey badger: theyre small but strong. kinda like me :)
helium girl: thats fucking adorable,,, i fully support you in your honey badger appreciation
helium girl: you can rant to me about honey badgers any time
honey badger: thank you!!! :))
helium girl: you're welcome <3
helium girl: anything else you wanted to talk about?
honey badger: OH RIGHT i opened this chat for a reason fdnjfnfdskjf
honey badger: URA YOUVE GOTTA HEAR ABOUT THIS I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EARS
helium girl: mhm??
honey badger: @everyone it has come to my attention that our resident zuko has not watched the avatar
19 users are online.
electroshock therapy: what
phil swift: the
acid reflux: f u c k
hard 24/7: ?????
Lord Explosion Murder: wtf
Lord Explosion Murder: now shitty hair's in on the sync shit??
acid reflux: tfw your minions have a hive mind 💔
tails: I’m sorry, your what?
better than airpods: his minions, bitch
hard 24/7: duh
invisibitch: don’t call my boyfriend a bitch
invisibitch: you forget the scary amount of blackmail i have on you jirou !!! :D
invisibitch: and i just found out a very juicy secret of yours. didn't i?
better than airpods: oh fuck uhhhhhhh
better than airpods: sorry ojiro it will never happen again ever please calm your girlfriend she scares me-
invisibitch changed their name to currently watching: you
tails: Sometimes I forget how terrifying my girlfriend is.
tails: And sometimes, I remember.
currently watching: you: don’t fuck with my boyf and you’ll be safe uwu 😌
better than airpods: ...
better than airpods: traumatizing experiences aside, weren’t we talking about bakugou’s minions?
tails: Oh, yeah
tails: I should rephrase my question: why does Bakugou have minions?
electroshock therapy: thats our fault lol
hard 24/7: we got mad at him calling us parasites :// so mina went 'we should be your minions!!'
acid reflux: he got mad ❤ and now we use it all the time
better than airpods: he HATES it its so fucking funny
electroshock therapy: mans has no chill.. its gr8
phil swift: i love nothing more than pissing kats off <3
Lord Explosion Murder: shut the fuck up
phil swift: [sent an image]
electroshock therapy: WAIT YO I JUST REALIZED
electroshock therapy: lol katsukis kinda like a demon
better than airpods: how? i mean i get it but still
electroshock therapy: we kinda. idk we kinda just gained his friendship through a contract,
phil swift: oh shit yeah lmao
phil swift: hes a demon with impeccably fluffy hair
Lord Explosion Murder: watch your mouth.
acid reflux: no bakubabe he's right :// ur hair is. so soft
hard 24/7: it's unfair!
better than airpods: his skin is also so smooth 💔
electroshock therapy: hes just.. STUPID hot
acid reflux: im almost jealous 😔😔
electroshock therapy: UM??? ur the hottest one here tho ahaha
acid reflux: shut the fuck up denki
phil swift: NO HES RIGHT THO
phil swift: deadass mina i'd be on my knees for you in a second if you said the word.
phil swift: a SECOND.
acid reflux: quiet u homoflexible whore
phil swift: yes ma'am JKCDNVJKDN
honey badger: hmm,,,,,
honey badger: bakusquad simping aside-
honey badger: TODOROKI HASNT SEEN ATLA :((
helium girl: OH YEAH BACK ON TOPIC
helium girl: WTF ROKI YOU HAVEN'T SEEN AVATAR?
actual zuko: Yeah??
actual zuko: I don’t know what it is or why it made midoriya so excited
helium girl: oh baby
here come dat boi: oh honey
helium girl: oh darling
here come dat boi: oh you sweet precious boy
actual zuko: ???
helium girl: i always forget that you had a sheltered childhood
helium girl: avatar is an animated show and it’s SO GOOD
hard 24/7: oh! we should watch it as a class :D
electroshock therapy: CLASS MOVIE NIGHT???
helium girl: class movie night!!!
Superior Homosexual: sounds fabulous!!~
gotta go fast: Sounds like a great idea!
gotta go fast: When do we want to hold it?
3D printer: I know it’s a bit sudden, but what about tonight at 6 pm? Since it's just past lunchtime, we’ll have a few hours to get snacks together but we’ll still have plenty of time to watch the show!
better than airpods: i mean that sounds good to me.
better than airpods: who’s cooking dinner tonight?
Lord Explosion Murder: i am.
acid reflux: i speak for the bakusquad when i say HELL yeah
acid reflux: katsuki's food is the best 💕
Lord Explosion Murder: you bet your ass it is
actual zuko: I’m not a betting man, so my ass is off the table.
Lord Explosion Murder: what the fuck icyhot
actual zuko: However, bakugou is probably the best cook in our class (besides satou) so i would have to agree
honey badger: are we allowed to invite people who aren't in this class?
gotta go fast: Good question! I'll ask Aizawa-sensei.
honey badger: :))
gotta go fast: He said that it would be alright to invite somebody, so long as they're also a student of UA!
gotta go fast: But if you don't mind me asking, who would you invite?
honey badger: her name's hatsume mei
honey badger: she's in the support course!
acid reflux: oh god not her
acid reflux: anyone but her mido please 💀💀
honey badger: what's wrong with hatsume?
hard 24/7: nothing's wrong with hatsume!!
hard 24/7: mina likes her very much ;)))
honey badger: so then what's the problem??
phil swift: she's gay for hatsume <3
acid reflux: sHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
phil swift:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lh-HGkCxLQ
better than airpods: WHOA WHOA W HOA this is fucking NEWS to me
electroshock therapy: ME TOO???
electroshock therapy: "couples disgust me. ur never gonna catch me in a relationship" where'd that fucking energy go??? huh??
acid reflux: I STILL HAVE IT??? i dont wanna date anyone rn!!!
acid reflux: im a loyal partner to my platonic husband >:)
phil swift: hell yeah you are B)
acid reflux: hatsume just,,, looks very nice
acid reflux: and i cant form sentences when looking at her so please for the love of god deku. don't invite her.
honey badger: haha whoops my hand slipped i already did
honey badger: she said she was very excited to talk to you again ashido :)
acid reflux: DEKU HOW COULD YOU???? THE BETRAYAL 💔💔
here come dat boi: calm down, kero
acid reflux: :((
acid reflux: also did u just type 'kero' out??? over text?
here come dat boi: yes, kero
acid reflux: honestly? valid
gotta go fast: @Everyone All in favor of tonight’s plan, which is to have a TV binging night at 6 pm with dinner cooked by Bakugou, say aye! You would be permitted to bring one person that is not in Class A with you if you wanted to.
better than airpods: eye
Lord Explosion Murder: aye
actual zuko: Aye
3D printer: Aye!
currently watching: you: eye
Superior Homosexual: aye~
honey badger: aye!
helium girl: aye!!
here come dat boi: aye
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: i’m out.
hard 24/7: aye!!
electroshock therapy: eye B)
acid reflux: i
phil swift: i
purest boi: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
the man behind the mask: I think that means that Kouda will go.
the man behind the mask: I’ll pass as well. Fumikage and I had planned to spend time together today.
electroshock therapy: haha simp
electroshock therapy changed the man behind the mask’s name to actual soft boy???
sugar daddy: I’ll go, but I might tune out the show since I’m planning to bake tonight once Bakugou is finished with the kitchen.
tails: If Toru is going, then I’ll go.
Mineta Minoru changed their name to hey ladies ;)
hey ladies ;): i’ll be there!
better than airpods: oh no
hey ladies ;): haha what?? i thought you guys would all be excited to see me
hey ladies ;): it's pretty hard to resist my charm ;)
helium girl: mm absolutely not!!
helium girl: can someone ban him pretty please
3D printer has muted hey ladies ;) for 12 hours
helium girl: eh good enough
helium girl: thank you yaomomo for banishing the evil!!
better than airpods: yaomomo you fucking goddess
3D printer: I must admit, he makes me uncomfortable.
3D printer: Even though that interaction was relatively tame, I'd still rather sit as far as possible from him during the movie night.
gotta go fast: That can be arranged, Yaoyorozu. I'm sure that all of us want to make sure you feel as safe as possible in the dorms.
acid reflux: yeah!!
acid reflux: yknow what we should do a #killm*neta sound-off
acid reflux: i'll start bc im cool B)
acid reflux: #killm*neta for being sexist and creepy
better than airpods: #killm*neta for fetishizing wlw
phil swift: #killm*neta for taking advantage of the girls whenever he can. seriously dude, do you think you'll get away with it??
honey badger: #killm*neta for being a coward when other’s lives depended on him. that was truly shameful and i don’t think he deserves to be a hero
helium girl: ASKLJKSLN deku said fuck m*neta lives
helium girl: also #killm*neta for telling me i had to 'pick a side' since i'm bi. get a new argument dumbass that one won't work
here come dat boi: #killm*neta for being so perverted about the smallest things. i would be scared to do literally anything because i knew that he would catcall me for it
electroshock therapy: #killm*neta for literally. literally everything,
here come dat boi: ...weren’t you his friend?
electroshock therapy: el oh el not anymore, he fucking sucks!!! thank u to kyouka for pointing that out to me
electroshock therapy: also girls im really sorry for being gross along with him :(
electroshock therapy: we shouldnt have tricked u during the sports festival, that was disgusting and it humiliated u all. i didn't understand back then but now i do and um. i feel awful about it haha
better than airpods: oh.
better than airpods: goddamn
acid reflux: aw kami i forgive you
better than airpods: yeah
currently watching: you: me too!
helium girl: i'm glad you realized your mistake! and i forgive you too
3d printer: Thank you for that apology, Kaminari.
here come dat boi: yeah, thanks. i don't think i'm ready to forgive you for that yet, but i won't hold it against you
electroshock therapy: thats vv chill, thank u either way tsu
electroshock therapy: @Lord Explosion Murder hey katsuki, apologizing is great!!!! u should do it to me for insulting me earlier
Lord Explosion Murder: fuck off.
Lord Explosion Murder: i know where you are.
electroshock therapy: lmao u wouldnt kill me
Lord Explosion Murder: wanna test that?
electroshock therapy: u wouldnt kill me
Lord Explosion Murder: heading towards your location rn
electroshock therapy: uh oh
better than airpods: haha suck it dumbass
electroshock therapy: mm idk if hes serious so. lol goodbye life was nice while it lasted
electroshock therapy: oh s hIT I HEAR FOOTSTEq32asdrvulbyi;j’
Lord Explosion Murder: good news
Lord Explosion Murder: he shut up
better than airpods: ok great, and bad news?
Lord Explosion Murder: he's alive.
better than airpods: damn 💔💔
better than airpods: his screams sounded really promising too
better than airpods: i thought that you would actually do it this time
Lord Explosion Murder: still an option
electroshock therapy: nah bro i got him in a hug!!! im completely safe dw dw
Lord Explosion Murder: get the fuck off me
electroshock therapy: noooo ahaha please ur so sexyyyy
electroshock therapy: dont explode me :((
helium girl: HAHAHJDSCFSNSFCKJ HE WENT OFFLINE
honey badger: ARE YOU OKAY KAMINARI???
electroshock therapy: . bakuchan is so. conmfy,,,,
helium girl: BAHAHDBFNFJ BAKUCHAN
electroshock therapy: yknow what
electroshock therapy: fuck getting up!!! im taking a NAP
acid reflux: omw right fucking now
phil swift: bakusquad cuddle pile? count me in
hard 24/7: bakubro is such a good cuddler :D
electroshock therapy: yeah.. u wouldnt think that hed be nice to lay on bc he’s jacked as fuck but hes actually pretty squishy!!!
phil swift: hell yeah he is
better than airpods: i think i'll stay out of this one, maybe next time
electroshock therapy: dw abt it bro
electroshock therapy: catch u l8r >:)
acid reflux: hanta watch ur fucking elbows
acid reflux: those things are weapons all on their own istg
phil swift: absolutely not.
acid reflux: THAT WASNT AN INVITATION TO ELBOW ME IN THE FUCKING TIDDY WTF??
phil swift: sorry
phil swift: i was aiming for your face
acid reflux: THATS WORSE?????
phil swift: deal with it.
phil swift: JCKKJDKCMD NO I M SORRY/;';dcsJMXJK
3D printer: …
3D printer: Okay! Is anybody inviting extra people to the movie night?
honey badger: i was planning to invite shinsou!
better than airpods: i think denki’s got that covered lmao
honey badger: i’ll ask just in case :D
better than airpods: 1000 yen says denki’s already asked him
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: 2000 yen says he didn’t get a chance to ask before he was consumed by the cuddle pile
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: also this name is fucking ridiculous, unbefitting of the head of a successful coven and also this class' emo squad
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way changed their name to edgelord
better than airpods: 3000 yen says he asked the minute the option existed
edgelord: i’ll take that bet.
better than airpods: shake on it?
edgelord: shake.
honey badger: i’m back!
edgelord: and?
honey badger: ….......
better than airpods: oh god the suspense is killing me even though i know i’m right
honey badger: ...kaminari already asked him!
honey badger: he said he agreed to come so kaminari would stop spamming him vnsdkjvnkjs
better than airpods: HELL YEAH
better than airpods: once again, i profit off denki's simping
edgelord: what a mad banquet of darkness.
edgelord: jirou, i am in the common room if you want your money
better than airpods: HAHA i’ll be down in a minute
3D printer: Is anyone else bringing a guest?
helium girl: i am!!
helium girl changed their name to fuck newton lives
fuck newton lives: i invited kendou from class b!
fuck newton lives: she was talking about how she wished that her class did more activities together, so i invited her to movie night to show her how we do it >:)
gotta go fast: Great idea, Uraraka!
gotta go fast: I also must recommend that you take the foul language out of your name.
fuck newton lives: hmm,,,nope 💔
gotta go fast: Please?
fuck newton lives: still no
fuck newton lives: sorry class prez :)
gotta go fast: It was worth a try, at least.
currently watching: you: KCKNDSKCJNKCN GUYS
currently watching: you: LOOK AT THIS
currently watching: you:bakusquadcuddlepile.MOV
gotta go fast: Hagakure! That is a violation of our classmate’s privacy!
better than airpods: lmao bakugou's gonna decimate you when he sees that
honey badger: i mean, yes, kacchan WILL kill you, but i’d be more worried about ashido. she can be pretty terrifying when threatening somebody
fuck newton lives: and how do you know that deku??
honey badger: uhh no reason???
fuck newton lives: suspicious
honey badger: :)
currently watching: you: kjdsvsk i’ll be fine!!
currently watching: you: invisibility is helpful for stuff like this
acid reflux: heyy babycakes :)
currently watching: you: mmmmmm uh oh
currently watching: you: yes?
acid reflux: do you think you'll still be invisible after being hit with my acid???
currently watching: you: what. the actual FUCK
honey badger: told you!!!
acid reflux: the rest of the squad was sleeping, but you better start running bc they're awake now
phil swift: i suggest you hide, hagakure
better than airpods: oh are we actually doing this?? like actually?
electroshock therapy: bro ofc ofc
electroshock therapy: we r simply protecting our honor
acid reflux: do you have information to share, kyouka dearest???
currently watching: you: jirou no-
better than airpods: she’s in the vent above my room
better than airpods: jsyk
currently watching: you: JIROU WTF
Lord Explosion Murder: great.
hard 24/7: thank you!!!
acid reflux: thx bby 🥰🥰
tails: That settles it, then.
tails: I will be holding a funeral service for my girlfriend’s inevitable death at 7 pm tomorrow night.
fuck newton lives: damn ok
fuck newton lives: rip hagakure then-
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currently watching: you: okay, oww
currently watching: you: that hurt, you guys
tails: Baby!
tails: You’re alive!
currently watching: you: thanks for the vote of confidence, mashirao
currently watching: you: thanks.
tails: You really can’t blame me, though. They’re scary.
currently watching: you: i hate that you’re right
here come dat bou: i'm surprised she's still alive, kero
fuck newton lives: i am:
fuck newton lives: -shocked
fuck newton lives: -confused
fuck newton lives: -more than a little bit disappointed
currently watching: you: you too, ura????
currently watching: you: betrayal.
fuck newton lives: what can i say? i crave chaos
electroshock therapy: we uhhh struck a deal
acid reflux: hagakure owes each of us one (1) revenge/spying opportunity, no questions asked
here come dat boi: and here i was thinking that they couldn't get any more terrifying.
here come dat boi: i was wrong.
phil swift: it was blasty’s idea <3
electroshock therapy: hes HELLA smart tbh
acid reflux: we love you and your maniacal ideas, baku 🧡
hard 24/7: love you, bro!
Lord Explosion Murder: am i expected to say it back
better than airpods: come on, blasty, it's only good manners :)
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DM between better than airpods and Lord Explosion Murder:
Lord Explosion Murder: you’re killing me.
better than airpods: ??? you’re basically dating us all already
better than airpods: we've all kissed before?? like FULL on the lips
better than airpods: you love us all <3 for sure
Lord Explosion Murder: hey siri, how to hide a body?
better than airpods: sjsksjksjKSOJSOK HAHA JUST SAY IT
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Class 1-A Group Chat:
electroshock therapy: *clenches fist* SAY IT BACK
Lord Explosion Murder: no.
hard 24/7: katsuki :((
phil swift: say it.
better than airpods: literally just say it back you fucking child
acid reflux: i will retract all attention for a week if you don't fucking LEAP over your toxic masculinity and admit that you love us
Lord Explosion Murder: my fucking god
electroshock therapy: :(((((
Lord Explosion Murder: fine.
Lord Explosion Murder: 🖤🖤🖤
electroshock therapy: :)))))
better than airpods: hell fucking yeah
phil swift: we got em
acid reflux: i’m actually crying bakubabe loves us
acid reflux: tears are streaming down my face at an alarming rate
Lord Explosion Murder: regret
hard 24/7: no! don’t you dare take it back
Lord Explosion Murder: why am I friends with you all
honey badger: because you loooooove them!
Lord Explosion Murder: fuck off, deku.
ADMIN ALERT: Hello, everyone! This is Yaomomo. Just a reminder that our class movie night starts in about 45 minutes!
sugar daddy: Do we need snacks?
fuck newton lives: oh shit you’re right!!
fuck newton lives: hey @bakusquad why don’t you take that shared love and go get some snacks for us?
Lord Explosion Murder: go to hell, pink cheeks
phil swift: what he MEANS is that yes uraraka, we'd love to
acid reflux: let’s go, team!
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electroshock therapy: @everyone what r u guys cravin
fuck newton lives: could you grab some strawberry mochi for me?
3D printer: I would like some milk chocolate, thank you.
honey badger: taiyaki, please!
tails: Chocolate chip cookies.
sugar daddy: It’s not a snack, but if you’re at the store, then can you grab me some butter?
gotta go fast: I would appreciate it if you bought me some crackers and orange juice! Thank you for volunteering your time to get us stuff!
phil swift: it’s np dude
hard 24/7: we’re also grabbing a bag of coffee since we ran out earlier
fuck newton lives: you're my new favorite person.
hard 24/7: KJNCJKCND thank you
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acid reflux: WE'RE BACK ❤❤❤
Lord Explosion Murder: @everyone get your shit
gotta go fast: Bakugou! That is highly inappropriate language!
phil swift: iida it’s fine aksl;sklaks;kals
fuck newton lives: yeah bby, we’re used to him lmao
gotta go fast: Oh! Alright then.
acid reflux: movie time in t-minus 10 minutes 😎😎
fuck newton lives: movie time!
actual zuko: I'm looking forward to it :)
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DM between honey badger and actual zuko:
honey badger: oh right, todoroki-kun! i forgot to tell you that some parts of avatar may be triggering to you??
honey badger: maybe? um. i'm not really sure what triggers you or not but i wanted to be on the safe side
actual zuko: Oh
actual zuko: Uh, yeah?? My personal triggers are similar to what you'd expect, i guess
honey badger: ok good to know. but uhhhh
honey badger: yeah! there are parts of some episodes i'll point out in advance and then you can maybe go into the kitchen?? or look away? just so you won't see anything bad
actual zuko: Okay.
actual zuko: Thank you for warning me
honey badger: no problem!! :D
actual zuko: :)
honey badger: jnckdsnkjc ok!!!
honey badger: uhh would you want to sit together during the movie night?
actual zuko: Of course, midoriya
honey badger: kdjsnjncsdnk
honey badger: great!! i'll meet you downstairs?
actual zuko: Yeah, see you there :)
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DM between honey badger and fuck newton lives:
honey badger: raka help :((
honey badger: hes so. hes just. hes. just, so
honey badger: so 💔💔
honey badger: i don't know what to do
fuck newton lives: roki??
honey badger: . yeah
fuck newton lives: haha gayass
fuck newton lives: idk just deal with it??
honey badger: :(( im trying!!
fuck newton lives: then try harder <3
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DM between actual zuko and 3d printer:
actual zuko: Hey momo
3d printer: What's up?
actual zuko: I think you were right.
3d printer: About Midoriya?
actual zuko: Yeah
actual zuko: What do i do?? He's just so,
actual zuko: So,,,,,,,ugh :(
3d printer: Haha what a simp
actual zuko: Sorry what? I don't know what that means
3d printer: Oh!
3d printer: Ask Kaminari :)
actual zuko: Okay...?
3d printer: And about Midoriya- you should ask him out!
actual zuko: Momo, we've already been over why that would be the *worst* possible course of action
actual zuko: Multiple times.
3d printer: And therefore because I am a great friend I will keep insisting that it is a good course of action
actual zuko: Okay then, why don't we discuss how you panicked over jirou smiling at you earlier?
actual zuko: Or better yet, when she called you a 'fucking goddess"??
3d printer: Absolutely not :DD
actual zuko: That's what i thought.
3d printer: No time to think about that now, it's movie night!!!
3d printer: Get downstairs or we're starting without you
actual zuko: So that's a definite no on the whole 'discussing jirou' thing?
3d printer: Shouto. Please shut your face before I shut it for you.
actual zuko: Mark my words, momo
3d printer: Hm?
actual zuko: One day, your lesbianism will roundhouse kick you in the face
actual zuko: And on that day, i'll be laughing.