Creeper, aw man. So, we back in the mine?
Grandpa Sims is online
Grandpa Sims: Tim could you please bring me the box labeled 03 - 06 3
UselessBisexual is online
UselessBisexual: ooh look at Grandpa Sims using the chat!
UselessBisexual: and sure thing boss!
Grandpa Sims: Tim dont call me 'Grandpa Sims' it's embarrassing and very unprofessional
UselessBisexual: sure thing Grandaddy Sims
<3 is online
<3: good morning!
Grandpa Sims: Tim I swear to God
UselessBisexual: I'm just messing with you lol
UselessBisexual: please don't take it too seriously
<3: Wow what a time to join the chat
<3: Tea to defuse tension? I'm happy to make some :)
Grandpa Sims: Yes we know Martin
Grandpa Sims: And no thank you
<3: Okie dokie
UselessBisexual: me and Sasha will have some tea! All of this stapling is making our hands cramp lol
Grandpa Sims: Aren't you supposed to get that box for me?
UselessBisexual: yes yes I'm on it
UselessBisexual is offline
8:50 am
<3: Are you sure you don't want any tea Jon?
Grandpa Sims: Yes Martin, I'm sure.
<3: Alright,, if you insist
Grandpa Sims: And could you please ask Sasha to change my name back?
<3: You can change it yourself
Grandpa Sims: I can?
<3: Mhm! You just go to the chat settings and under options you can change your name
Grandpa Sims changed their name to Jonathan Sims
Jonathan Sims: Well, thank you Martin
<3: Of course!
<3: it is my job to help after all
Jonathan Sims: I'm going to go back to work
Jonathan Sims is offline
8:59 am
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡'s private messages
<3: God,, this whole 'crush on Jon' thing is so unfortunate
<3: I can't even figure out if it's a proper crush or just me wanting to get close to someone who is very emotionally unavailable
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: relationships are just complicated like that
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I 100% agree that your little crush is super unfortunate. The dude is so mean to all of us but especially you
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I think something about your joy of existence rubs his old man heart the wrong way
<3: Hahaha, if only it felt like that. Just kinda feels like I'm a burden
<3: A burden for doing my job for gods sake!
<3: Just,, ughh. Thanks for listening :)
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: of course! Me and Tim are here for you
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I need to get back to stapling or Jon's psychic powers for knowing when people aren't working will go off and he'll look at me very annoyed when he walks by
<3: lol fair
<3: See you at lunch then
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡ is offline
9:01 am
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UselessBisexual is online
UselessBisexual: do you think we could make a Minecraft server for the archives?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ok that would be so good?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I know we have our server but it would be fun to have one with Martin!
UselessBisexual: yeah! Do you think Martin plays Minecraft?
<3: I do!
<3: I've been playing since it came out
<3: But I haven't really been able to pick it up since like,, 2013?
UselessBisexual: oh bro us too!
<3: Honestly I didn't know you and Sasha where so close lol
<3: You guys have a server together?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: we've been playing together for as long as we've know each other
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: we have a pretty impressive world if I do say so myself
UselessBisexual: yeah Sasha basically taught me how to make automated mega farms
UselessBisexual: she basically has the whole world in redstone wizardry lmao
<3: Oh wow
<3: That's just making me realize how even for as long as I've been playing I am not very advanced
<3: I mostly just like to live out my millennial fantasy of having my own house
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: god don't we all
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: except my house is fully automated and hidden underground
<3: Just living in a nice cottage with a farm would be so nice
UselessBisexual: farming is so satisfying isn't it?
UselessBisexual: normally repetitive actions drive my up a wall but Minecraft farming is just chill
UselessBisexual: I definitely prefer to be the one to fill out the maps tho
UselessBisexual: to live out my millennial fantasy of going on vacation more than once a year
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ahh yeah
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: we have it better than other places
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Americans hardly get enough for college let alone vacation
UselessBisexual: at least we aren't Americans lol
<3: True True
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: my millennial fantasy of uh,,, having my house filled to the brim with handmade engineering?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I can't say Minecraft is my source of wish fulfillment
Jonathan Sims is online
Jonathan Sims: My source of wish fulfillment is when my assistants do their job instead of playing Minecraft
Jonathan Sims: At least talk about it when I can't hear you
UselessBisexual: dang we've been busted
UselessBisexual: guess that means no archive Minecraft server huh
Jonathan Sims: I can't stop you. Just please be a bit smarter about it next time?
Jonathan Sims: And if I catch you playing at work I will inform Elias
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: got it
UselessBisexual: Gotcha
UselessBisexual: you're a lot chiller about it than I would have expected
Jonathan Sims: Yes well,
Jonathan Sims: I don't know it just seems like you should have something for archival Assistant solidarity?
<3: Oh that's funny!
<3:They used that exact phrase before they added you
Jonathan Sims: I suppose that is kind of a funny coincidence
Jonathan Sims: Regardless, you are useful to me and so I would like to not have you fired
UselessBisexual: it's not like you can get rid of us even if you wanted too lmao
UselessBisexual: we've been bonded
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: you're basically stuck with us forever
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: unless one of us dies or something
UselessBisexual: which won't happen because me and Sasha have sacrificed our souls for immortality
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: heck yeah we have
<3: Hey can we not joke about one of us dying?
<3: I really don't want to think about you guys dying lol
UselessBisexual: oh fair
UselessBisexual: my bad lol
<3: It's ok, just family issues
UselessBisexual: your good, I've been there
UselessBisexual's private messages
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: hey
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I don't think you have but have you or Martin added anyone to the chat?
UselessBisexual: um,, no?
UselessBisexual: why?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: well I don't think Jon knows how to add people
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: well, I was checking the settings and such as I wanted to change a few things. Mostly wanted to be so Jon couldn't change his name back from grandpa Sims
UselessBisexual: lmao yeah
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: but on the list of people there was a blank space right in-between everyone else's names
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: at first I thought a name just didn't load in but everyone was accounted for. So I reset everything and came back to it and it was still there
UselessBisexual: do you think it could be because we're using institute computers?
UselessBisexual: oh god if Elias is reading our Minecraft chat I'm gonna scream lmao
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I've considered but I'm using my laptop to run things so he shouldn't be able to see it
UselessBisexual: man, I'm not sure
UselessBisexual: do you think we should make a new chat?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: no I don't think we need too
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: at least not until I figure out if I can trace them or not
UselessBisexual: good call
UselessBisexual: should we tell the rest of the chat so they don't like,, put personal info in there
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I don't think they would just put personal info in there anyways bc we're the only ones who are close but it's probably a good call
UselessBisexual: alright, I'll send a message
UselessBisexual: maybe what ever is reading the chat knowing we know they're there will freak then out eh?
UselessBisexual: give them a little spook?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: haha yeah
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: that would be kinda hilarious of they got scared off
The Archive Crew Chat
UselessBisexual: hey uh we have an uninvited guest in our chat so be careful about what you say till Sasha figures out what's up
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: it shouldn't be difficult just don't be stupid
<3: Oh uh, yikes?
<3: Maybe we shouldn't use the chat anymore
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: it very well could just be a technical error so I'm not worried about it
UselessBisexual: Sasha is good at this sort of thing I trust her
<3: If you guys insist
UselessBisexual: we do work at a paranormal investigation institute
UselessBisexual: at this point the feeling of being watched by strange and stranger creatures shouldn't be too weird right?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: especially after you've worked in artifact storage lol
<3: I guess that's just how it is around here
<3: Maybe I'm just oblivious but I don't feel watched?
UselessBisexual: neither do I lol
UselessBisexual: I was making a joke about ghost stories
<3: Ah I see
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ha see
<3: maybe we can talk more about it in person
<3: I don't know if I'm ok with being watched
UselessBisexual: we can have an archive meeting if Sasha says it could actually be important
UselessBisexual: it could just be Elias on the institute wifi
<3: God I don't know if that's more or less comforting
<3: I think I'd rather have some creepy stranger reading this than my boss's boss
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: lmao yeah
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: he doesn't need to know about me and Tim's heely incident
UselessBisexual: oh god
UselessBisexual: do you think that would be enough to get us fired?
<3: I mean probably
UselessBisexual: at least me and Sasha are good at our jobs
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I wouldn't say that's my one saving grace
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Tim on the other hand, probably
UselessBisexual: I want to be mad but you're right
<3: Hey! I'm not bad at my job
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: you're the emotional heart of the team Martin
UselessBisexual: you're plenty helpful Martin
UselessBisexual: even if you aren't great at your job
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: god Tim be tactful
UselessBisexual: sorry! I didn't mean to come off as rude
<3 is offline
5:36 pm
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: look what you did you big oaf
UselessBisexual: i didn't mean to be rude!
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I know you didn't but Martin doesn't
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: just apologize ok?
UselessBisexual: yeah I guess you're right
UselessBisexual: I'll go do that
UselessBisexual is offline
5:39