Minecraft and chill
UselessBisexual is online
UselessBisexual: hey guys it's 4:20
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: nice
<3: nice
Jonathan Sims: What?
UselessBisexual is offline
4:20
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: you don't know why 4:20 is??
Jonathan Sims: Of course I know what 4:20 is I wasn't born yesterday
Jonathan Sims: I don't see why Tim needed to message all of us to celebrate the smoking of marijuana
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ok boomer
Jonathan Sims: I'm barely older than you
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: boomer is more of a mindset than an age
Jonathan Sims: Elias is a boomer, I'm 27
Jonathan Sims: If that's the case I don't think I have that same entitlement that would classify someone as a boomer
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: wkegwiwgiegdiwhwkdhue
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: LMAO
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: and yes I know, I'm just pulling your leg
Jonathan Sims: What was funny about it?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: oh just you calling Elias a boomer is really funny to me
Jonathan Sims: That makes sense
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: and gosh you do not look 27
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I still have a hard time believing it
Jonathan Sims: Yes, I know my grey hair is shocking
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: yeah it really is
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: like, what stress has caused this?? Will we ever know?
Jonathan Sims:You won't
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: it wasn't a serious question lol
Jonathan Sims: Let's just say there's a reason I don't care for spiders
Jonathan Sims: Oh you were joking?
Jonathan Sims: My bad
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ö oooooo is the mystery backstory being revealed??
Jonathan Sims: No it is not
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: a shame
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: this was not as satisfying as that time you accidentally let us know you know what vines are
Jonathan Sims: It was appropriate for the timing
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Still hilarious
Jonathan Sims: I need to record a statement, do you need anything from me before I leave?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: nah, thanks tho
Jonathan Sims is offline
4:29
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UselessBisexual's private messages
<3: Hi, I just wanted to say thank you for apologizing the other day
UselessBisexual: yeah, of course man
UselessBisexual: I really didn't mean to come off as rude
<3: I know, I was upset as well so it didn't help much
<3: It was a bad dysphoria day, mom issues again
UselessBisexual: yeah, it's not something I can understand
UselessBisexual: but like, I can totally empathize ya know?
<3: Thanks
<3: Just frustrating is all
<3: I didn't need to get mad at you when you tried to apologise and I shouldn't make excuses for it so, I'm also sorry
UselessBisexual: apology accepted
UselessBisexual: we good?
<3: Yeah we're good
UselessBisexual: awesome! I'll see you later on the Minecraft server!
<3: Alrighty! Send me a reminder when you are logging in
UselessBisexual: np dude
<3 is offline
12:46 pm
UselessBisexual: hey! We're about to start playing soon!
<3: Thanks for letting me know!
<3: I'll be on in a sec
9:30 pm
The archive crew chat
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: y'all ready to play?
UselessBisexual: yup! I messaged Martin and he's logged on and ready to go
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: epic
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I'm ready to commit every Minecraft sin
UselessBisexual: you don't mean,,
UselessBisexual: you don't DARE
UselessBisexual: mine at night??
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: exactly that
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I am too good at the game
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I need risk in my life Tim smh
UselessBisexual: so bold, so brave
UselessBisexual: I admire your admiration
<3: Oh wow, Sasha is really living on the edge in this world!
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: oh yeah I am
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: don't even get me started on digging straight down
UselessBisexual: hot take
UselessBisexual: digging straight down is a perfectly valid way to mine and y'all are just infants
<3: Harsh!
<3: I literally cried last time I heard a cave sounds, how do you even..
UselessBisexual: I live life on the edge ;)
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: but yeah you won't mine at night?
UselessBisexual: look
UselessBisexual: I fear no mortal man, but this thing,, it scares me
<3: Are we actually gonna play or are you guys just gonna argue about Minecraft sins lol?
UselessBisexual: yeah we've got the server up and running and it's really to join!
<3: Awesome!
<3: This spawn point is so cute?
<3: it's kinda basic but flower forests are so nice!
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: right? The theme is definitely gonna be like, cottage core
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: until I can find a cool mountain to create a fortress or something
UselessBisexual: I think I'm gonna do a treehouse
UselessBisexual: it's would be super cool to have a network of trees connected around the whole forest
<3: I'm just excited to build a cottage with a nice but stable farm
<3: I just enjoy a nice place to build
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: so I take it Tim is gonna find me my mountain and Martin is gonna be good at landscaping
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I can see bright things for this server ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
10:02 pm
<3: Ah shit it's nighttime
UselessBisexual: did I just hear what I think I heard??
UselessBisexual: Martin blackwood? Using a curse?
<3: No
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: crisis averted
<3: OH GOD
UselessBisexual: "SpiderPrince was blown up by a creeper" LMAO
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: rip to Martin but I'm different
UselessBisexual: yeah you ran straight into a ravine
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: look I am a woman on a mission to find the perfect cave for my new home do you have a problem sir
UselessBisexual: you saw iron and went "mINE"
UselessBisexual: and then died lmao
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: lOOK
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: i want iron and diamonds are probably available in that ravine so naturally I dive directly into it
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I just get to the shiny stuff faster
UselessBisexual: yeah well now your legs are broken
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: they aren't actually because I'm just back at spawn :)
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: alone
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: in the dark
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: with a mob staring directly at me (• ▽ •;)
UselessBisexual: lmao tp to me
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I am not a cheater Tim
UselessBisexual: ok coward
UselessBisexual: hey uh, Martin has been afk for a while?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: oh yeah
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I've been busy not dying lmao
UselessBisexual: the chat had just been filled with "SpiderPrince has died" messages bc he's respawning and getting killed bc hes afk lmao
UselessBisexual: it's kinda hilarious lmao
<3: HI! I'm back!
<3: Sorry there were some worms on my desk so I spent a minute trying to kill them
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: oh worm?
<3: It was gross :')
UselessBisexual: I will personally come and beat up those worms with my huge meat fists
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: hi I have basically beat the game
UselessBisexual: bullshit
UselessBisexual: it's been like, an hour?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: haven't I taught you anything?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: people have beaten this game in like, 3 minutes
<3: I'm??? What???
<3: There is no way that's even possible
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: oh it's possible
UselessBisexual: you haven't even gotten the nether achievement
UselessBisexual: I can't believe Sasha is lying to us :/
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ok well it's only been like what? one day?
<3: What happened to 3 minutes Sasha?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: 3 minutes wouldn't be fun for a long term server
UselessBisexual: mm is it now
UselessBisexual: I smell defense
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: lmao sure
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡ changed UselessBisexual's name to Minecraft purest
Minecraft purest: WOW
Minecraft purest: this is so rude
Minecraft purest: I wasn't the one like "I won't teleport because that's cheating :(("
<3: sjeguwgehwgshjajs
Minecraft purest: I'm changing my name lol
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡ changed Minecraft purest's permissions
12:58 am
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: no :)
<3: This is so good
<3: This is a great time haha!
Minecraft purest: Sasha 1v1 me right now
Minecraft purest: winner loses name change permissions
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I'm the admin I can't lose name change permissions
<3: Neither can Tim
Minecraft purest: I have nothing to lose sasha
Minecraft purest: Martin will ref
<3: I'll have blackmail :))
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: wow ok
<3: Oh wow Sasha has full armor already
<3: Tim is screwed lol
Minecraft purest: OH
Minecraft purest: OH GOD SHE DOES
Minecraft purest: I've been busy trying to build like a basic home and sahsa is fucking powerhousing through
<3: wkshuwgeuehwuehj "Coolguysyndrome has been slain by CottageWhore" I'm crying
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Tim you overconfident fool I have slaine thee
Jonathan Sims is online
Jonathan Sims: What happened to this being a work chat?
Jonathan Sims: A work chat we all suspected of Elias being able to read?
1:27 am
Minecraft purest: sup boss man
Minecraft purest: well it's not like we're at work so he can't get mad at us for playing Minecraft as friends on a Saturday night
Jonathan Sims: Yes but we really should stick to this being for work or else every time you open it you'll think of the opposite
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: don't worry about it!
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: we know not to play Minecraft at work
Jonathan Sims: I doubt Tim will
Minecraft purest: Rude!
Minecraft purest: I'm great at staying on task
<3: Oh come on
<3: We will stop Tim from Minecrafting at work
Jonathan Sims: You really are not good at staying on task
<3: Tim is probably the best at doing his due diligence so even if he does its not like its hes trying to not work.
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Martin you're taking too long to type and the sun is setting I'd get inside
<3: Oh shoot ok
<3: HNNNGGG IM SO FAR AWAYYY
<3: Oh ok so I only see spiders
<3: They don't really attack right?
<3: OH THEY DON'T ATTACK DURING THE DAY
Minecraft purest: AKSHWIAHAJJA
Jonathan Sims: Can we please stay on the subject at hand
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: you know I bet you would be happier if you just played with us
Jonathan Sims: I don't know what Minecraft even is
Minecraft purest: when you craft a mine
Minecraft purest: idk I've never played Minecraft I'm too pretty
Jonathan Sims: That isn't what I meant
Minecraft purest: I know lol
Minecraft purest: it's one of those me me s
<3: Does Jon even know what a meme is?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: he knows what vines are so I'm sure he knows what memes are
Jonathan Sims: of course I know what a meme is
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: how can we be sure
Jonathan Sims:
Minecraft purest: I can feel the sharp inhale
Jonathan Sims:
<3: oh no
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: oh no! My memories of what a meme is
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: they're fading!!
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: how do I know if I know what a meme is??
Minecraft purest: I can't believe Jon Uno reverse carded the memory of memes out of our dearest Sasha lmao
<3: she's fading :((
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Who's Sasha?
Jonathan Sims: This is the power I hold
Minecraft purest: oh god
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I'm Jon now. I don't know what a meme is
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Why are you playing Minecraft at 1:38 am?
<3: siwgwuhejabsje
Minecraft purest: does that mean the new Sasha is gonna play Minecraft with us??
Jonathan Sims: No
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: No
Minecraft purest: come on sahsa you know you wanna play with us
Jonathan Sims: I don't actually
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡ changed their name to NotSasha™
NotSasha™ has changed Jonathan Sims name to (•ө•)♡Sasha♡
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I can change my own name now
Minecraft purest: oh god don't test her
Minecraft purest: she already took my permissions
NotSasha™ changed (•ө•)♡Sasha♡'s permissions
NotSasha™: I am not a just god
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: God damnit
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: It is too early for this
<3: I guess the only answer is for Jon to play Minecraft with us
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: No
Minecraft purest: coward
<3: We have a great system set up
Minecraft purest: mhm,
Minecraft purest it's communism
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: While that sounds fun and dandy I don't know how to play or what to play on and I don't want too
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I actually would like to be asleep right now
NotSasha™: ☭
NotSasha™: shame 😔😔
<3: Just go to bed then?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: You were blowing up the chat I had to at least see what was going on
Minecraft purest: wow, I can't believe our beloved archivist cares about us
NotSasha™: y'all feeling the love
<3: i am :))
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I don't love any of you stop
Minecraft purest: that just isn't true
Minecraft purest: we know you love us boss man
NotSasha™: of course he does
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I don't
<3: I am going to agree with Sasha and Tim and agree that you do love us
NotSasha™: what's not to love about us
Minecraft purest: we are the most loveable
Minecraft purest: also having two Sashas is getting confusing lol
<3: Yeah but it's funny
NotSasha™: I guess lol
NotSasha™has changed (•ө•)♡Sasha♡'s name to Jonathan Sims
2:00 am
NotSasha™ has changed their name to (•ө•)♡Sasha♡
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: better? Lol
<3: I miss all of the Sasha's lol
<3: But at least we know who's who
Minecraft purest: a shame 😔😔
Minecraft purest: lmao Martin is still super afk in Minecraft
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: I don't think he's moved from our little house since he moved over the first time he went afk
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: something about worms?
Jonathan Sims: That's a shame
Jonathan Sims: Maybe you will stop messaging the chat and let me sleep in peace
Minecraft purest: just mute your phone old man
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: we aren't just going to stop playing lol
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: he hasn't logged off and even if he has we can just play by ourselves
Jonathan Sims: Well, that would be a better solution than just hoping you go to bed soon
Jonathan Sims: Goodnight everyone
Jonathan Sims is offline
2:10
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ding dong the witch is dead
Minecraft purest: lmao
Minecraft purest: Martin is still gone tho
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: yeahh
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: he hasn't gone offline so I'm sure he's still like, reading this or at least on his phone
<3: ah hi yes! I'm still here I'm just feeling really ill all of a sudden
Minecraft purest: oh damn
Minecraft purest: well, take care, stay hydrated, all that jazz
<3: Thanks, I'm probably gonna go to bed for the night
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ah darn, well, like Tim said, take care!
<3: mhm thanks!!
<3: is offline
2:13
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: well, i assume we’re gonna keep playing yeah?
MinecraftPurest: sure! I'm still wide awake
MinecraftPurest: well, wide awake its an overstatement
MinecraftPurest: im kinda slipping
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: you don't have gamer fuel on hand?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: smh
MinecraftPurest: that shits nasty and you know it. I bet you wouldn't even touch it with a 5 foot pole
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: lmao yeah I wouldn't
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: but, I also like not falling asleep during minecraft and chill
MinecraftPurest: ohoh, minecraft and chill you say?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ｛・ω- }
MinecraftPurest: not to put a damper on anything but like, we've already done that lol
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: im well aware tim lol. I wasnt trying to rekindle anything
MinecraftPurest: ok! Its just kinda hard for me to tell
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: yeah i get it. Its no big deal
MinecraftPurest: well, back to cottagecore cottage making?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: yes lol
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: i found some neat shells in a chest and i think they would look cool if we hung them up on item frames
MinecraftPurest: mmm yesss. We can put some flowers and leaves and stuff
MinecraftPurest: I was not expecting to get this into cottagecore
MinecraftPurest: its just so soft,,, and cozy
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: join me in cozy cottage hell
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: its the land of the gays
MinecraftPurest: speaking of land of the gays, kinda fun how queer our fellow archival staff are yeah?