(•ө•)♡Sasha♡ has created 'The archive crew chat'
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡has created 'the archive crew chat'
3:23 pm
TimStoker: oh? What's this? A chat for the archives?
TimStoker: So Jon will never hear our scheming I assume >:)
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: actually because the archives are big and I don't want to yell for you every time I need you to get me something
TimStoker: how d a r e you abuse my services like this
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: :))
TimStokerchanged their name to UselessBisexual
UselessBisexual: well my name is much more casual now I know Jon isn't gonna be here
UselessBisexual: wait Martin should be here right?
<3: Oh I'm here!
<3: I wasn't sure how to join the conversation
UselessBisexual: it wasn't really a conversation
<3: Ah well, you know what I mean
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: we know what you mean Martin
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: it's all chill
<3: Wait, shouldn't we add Jon?
<3: Wouldn't be helpful to have him in the loop for work related-stuff?
UselessBisexual: ugh, I mean, you're right but I don't like it
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: god, even if we wanted him here I don't think it would be helpful
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: *even if he wanted to be here
UselessBisexual: lmao that typo was the truth tho
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: you're right but don't say it lol
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: but back to what I was saying, do you think he even knows how to use a computer?
<3: Oh come on, he can use a computer.
<3: I mean, I don't know if he could use a chat room but he's smart, he can learn.
UselessBisexual: how funny do you think it would be if we sent memes like 'S T O N K S' and he just left out of confusion?
<3: Ok that would be funny
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: it really, really would be.
<3: And that's a reason we should add him!
UselessBisexual: It probably would be ngl
UselessBisexual: but like, this chat is about
Camaraderie
UselessBisexual: archival assistant solidarity and all that
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: now that I think about it, I think it would make the process of me going through all of the recorded statements a lot easier.
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: he could just send them over here. And in the meantime confuse him with 'newfangled memes'
UselessBisexual: he can't see what we said before he joins right?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: yeah, yeah it won't be a problem
<3: I would kinda feel bad about it lol?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: what he can't see won't hurt him >:)
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡added Jonathan Sims
to 'The archive crew chat'
Jonathan Sims: Um, What is this?
UselessBisexual: a chat for work my dude :)
Jonathan Sims: Who are you 'useless bisexual'?
UselessBisexual: It's Tim
<3: Hello!
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: howdy
Jonathan Sims: I'm assuming Sasha is, well Sasha and is '<3' is Martin?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: yes
Jonathan Sims: Well, now that I know who everyone is I would like to ask if we need a 'group chat'
Jonathan Sims: We're all in the same space can't you just come to my office when you need me?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: the archive is big. I don't want yell for Tim when I want him to help me
Jonathan Sims: You don't have to yell? You can just get up using your perfectly functional legs and ask for him.
UselessBisexual: sure but like, who wants to do that anymore? I have s u p e r important things to do.
UselessBisexual: like sick kickflips on the collapsed shelves
Jonathan Sims: Tim for the love of God, DO NOT do 'sick flips' on anything in the archives
<3: Those heelys won't move themselves
UselessBisexual: heck yeah they won't!
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: uptop!
Jonathan Sims: Martin please tell me you don't agree with their 'trick flips'
<3: I don't
<3: But it's fun to joke about :)
<3: We don't actually do trick flips in the archives
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: we absolutely do
<3: I was trying to cover for you, Gosh
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡changed Jonathan Sims's name to Grandpa Sims
Grandpa Sims: Sasha please change my name back
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: :)
UselessBisexual: jsgdjsgdusgjahs
Grandpa Sims: Tim are you ok? Do you need me to call 999?
UselessBisexual: I'm fine, it's a internet culture thing
Grandpa Sims: God
<3: Ah I remember my first time finding out about key smashing
<3: Baby me would have never been the same
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: lmao me too
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: there comes a time in ever young gays life when the learn of key smashing
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: they're never the same after, it's as if they're a completely different person.
Grandpa Sims: Don't you have work to do? Didn't you make this whole thing for work?
UselessBisexual: sadly yes
UselessBisexual: I will away then
UselessBisexual: back to my life of suffering
UselessBisexual: in the dusty archives I call my home
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: you're such a drama queen
Grandpa Simsis offline
4:03 pm
UselessBisexual: well that was an experience
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: oh shoot I forgot to actually tell him the practical reasons for this chat
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: oh well I'll just tell him next time I see him in person
<3: That gave me such a weird rush or adrenaline
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Cyber bullying your crush or??
<3: You know he isn't my crush
<3: He's so rude
<3: I don't like rude people
<3: I bring him tea as a formality
UselessBisexual: mm you're being real convincing
<3: Oh come off it Tim
<3: I made one joke ok?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: you called him cute as a joke
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: but you only said it was a joke after you got embarrassed
<3: >:(
<3: I'm gonna go make tea
<3: I'll come back when I'm not being bullied by my coworkers
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: lmao ok, could you make me some?
<3: Of course I will
<3: Don't get me wrong I'm still angy
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: ok lol, thanks for the tea :))
<3 and (•ө•)♡Sasha♡ are offline 4:07 pm
UselessBisexual: day one of chat, a huge success
UselessBisexual is offline
4:07 pm
<3 is online
<3: Hey Sasha?
<3: Do you think you could delete those (and these messages I guess lol) about me having a crush on Jon?
<3: I don't know what I would do if he thought I had a crush on him
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡ is online
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: Martin it's like, 1 in the morning lmao
<3: Sorry it's just,, late night thinking you know?
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: don't worry about it, I know how it is
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(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: there you go :)
<3: thanks :)
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: of course! Now please get some sleep
<3: mhm I will!
<3: Goodnight
(•ө•)♡Sasha♡: goodnight
<3 and (•ө•)♡Sasha♡ are offline
1:27 am