Of boy toys and ho hos.
Premium members are transcript of the month is of Xiao Xingchen aka Bright moon and gentle breeze calling Lan Yi after our interview with them. Disclaimer we DO NOT tap people’s personal property. This conversation was overheard in one of video call café that has a private room. And we are very grateful for the staff giving us this gem.
Xiao Xingchen= XXC, Lan Yi= LY
XXC: Hello muqin. It’s Xingchen.
LY: Hello my dear. I take it this about what your niang said in the interview.
XXC: *sigh can be heard*I haven’t called her that in years.
LY: Yes, I know. And that breaks her heart whether or not she admits it.
XXC: * takes a deep breath before speaking* I didn’t call to start that old argument.
LY: Of course not. This call about this Distant snow and cold frost fellow.
XXC: She called him a boy toy. This world-renowned cultivator who does nothing but good. Even you know his name and she called him a boy toy.
LY: To be fair you and I both know that your niang does not keep up with these rogue cultivators. She barley keeps up with clans. And that just because of my family and your nephew Wei Ying.
XXC: * pinches the bridge of his nose. * Me and his mother have no blood between us. I have one very vague memory of her and that was her smashing into the greenhouse with that purple truck. So that tornado of chaos is not my nephew.
LY: *chuckle* Of course you remember that. She called that vehicle Lil Plum. And I’m going to pretend that I didn’t hear that remark about Wei Ying not being your nephew. We raised you and Sanren like you were our own flesh and blood. Yes, you may have not be raised together that doesn’t erase our connection to either of you. I better never hear anything like that again from you. # the tone of this last sentence could freeze water my dear readers#
XXC: Yes muqin, I’m sorry that I said that.
LY: It’s okay my xiao xingxing. So, what is this boy name?
XXC: Song Lan. Though after that interview stint you might want to call him Song Zichen.
LY: Hmm well we will ask him which he prefers when you bring him to visit.
XXC: That will not be happening anytime soon.
LY: Why not? Your niang can formally apologize for calling a boy toy. # one can almost her the smirk in her voice readers. #
XXC: We both know that she will not be doing that. That not the only fire I was trying to put out that laoshi started.
LY: What could be worse then being called boy toy?
XXC: He didn’t know about my history with Xue Yang.
LY: Well, what made him think that she was talking about him? You do know all of kinds of different people now Xingchen.
XXC: We had just stopped at the postal shop to check our P.O. boxes.
LY: Ah, I see. We had sent one of your photo album from a couple of years ago.
XXC: Out of all the album you sent the one with pictures of me and Xue Yang together. That cannot be a coincidence.
LY: You are giving your niang way too much credit. For all we known you could have gotten that months before that interview.
XXC: You underestimate your wife. She knows how to plan things and work things in her favor.
LY: So I take it, that this Song person did not take the news too well?
XXC: No he did not. He wanted to know if laoshi also refered Xue Yang as a boy toy.
LY: What did you tell him?
XXC: That she did not call him that. That she mostly called him some variation of goth or emo kid.
LY: She also called him a twinkie, I think.
XXC: * slams his forehead against the table* A twink not a twinkie muqin.
LY: Whatever she called him did you tell him that?
XXC: No because I’m 80 percent sure laoshi not sure what a twink is. That it was said to get under Xue Yang skin.
LY: Renren does have that special talent of knowing on how to get under people’s skin.
XXC: You didn’t help the situation by calling him snack foods like ho ho cakes and twinkie.
*A new voice comes through the speakers* What does it matter what we called him! Both are filled with cream and can be eaten!!
XXC: NIANG!! LY: LAO PO!!!!
LY: Xiao xingxing we will continue this later. I have to go take care of your niang now.
Baoshan Sanren: Xiao xiongmao you bring this boy home. And if he has problem with me calling him boy toy, twinkie or anything then he can say it to my face.
LY: If we find out that he is not worthy our Xingchen there will be bigger problems then what we are calling him. *kissing noise is made* Love you, will see you soon.
Dial tone is the next thing heard. The great Xiao Xingchen just lays his forehead on the table and does a few gentle whacks against.
We will keep you updated on how this meeting goes. Also we will be digging into Xiao Xingchen past with Xue Yang.