ExperimentTale

Well if Frisk remebered something from what she heared it was that Undyne was the head of the Royal Guard. Papyrus after all did screech when he saw her thinking that he will be in the Royal guard under her wing...well now that sucks; she hoped she wouldn't have to fight. And she won't; she was determined to not hurt the monsters and get them all back on the surface. She will find a way to help Flowey and Chara and it will all end good for them..She was already sentenced to something worse than death when she will go back up.

"Undyne? the head of the royal guard?"

"Yeah dude she is so cool she once came to my schoo-- Wait i never met you before"

"Oh heh...what's your name?"

"Monster kid! But im called MK for short! Are you a kid i don't see any stripes on you"

"Ohh.. i-im not--"

"wel anyways i need to go and meet her! See ya around new friend"

And Mk proceeded to run twords the way she was supposed to go, faceplanting on the way but he got over it fast shouting "IM OKK". Great Undyne was up ahead wasn't she?..If it's not enough the short skeleton is following her she needs to deal with Undyne.

"Oh im not dealing with her..."

"than what will you do weirdo?"Chara said floating above her head.

"she is right human. You don't have a choice" Oh you taking sides now?

"Hell i don't! Watch me!"

Well then guess she's back on going through the alley and up on the roofs. With a speed she developed back on the surface, Frisk leaped on the tree and jumped on the nearest roof. She kept low moving silently in the shadows. She could see Undyne and Papyrus standing with monsters gathered around...such a familiar scene...No she won't let those memories bring her down. She kept going foward. Flowey was whispering franatically:

"ARE YOU CRAZY WHAT IF THEY CATCH US WE ARE TOO HIGH UP"

"calm down and shut up ok?"

She could feel Sans teleporting on a roof behind them in the shadows too...heh she liked that power of his. Frisk couldn't help but eavesdrop on the conversation down where the Head of the Royal Guard was with the group of fans:

"Don't worry citizens of Snowdin I SHALL CATCH THAT DIRTY HUMAN PUNK AND BRING THE SEVENTH SOUL TO ASGORE NGAHHHHHHH!"

Yeah righ...no way she will....jeez there's monsters of everything...a fish as the strongest in the guard? She almost wanted to laugh but she knew best that looks aren't to be trusted so easily. Tsk she want a better look of what was going on and on the fish monster...

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What the hell is that weirdo doing right now? They are putting Flowey on the roof and-- They wouldn't--

"W-WAIT A SECOND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Oh jeez this human is so inpredictable. The others were easy to read!

"I'm getting a better view and Flowey might fall at the stunt im about to pull" STUNT?!

Oh god oh god oh god Fine she will posses them and stop th---

what the?! S-she can't posses them?! Jeez at least now she knows that their plan wouldn't have worked on he---WAIT THE STUNT

"S-STO---"

But they already jumped up in the air.It almost looked like they were flying. They leaped from this side with houses,above the crowd, to the other without making a sound...only a small gust of wind that passed them...How...JUST WHAT IS THIS WEIRDO?! She floated on the other side to the human now looking at the crowd getting a 'better look'..

"ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THIS SIDE?!?"

"impossible..."

"Tsk you are very cocky you know..?"

And all they did was smile...Dumb human. How did she and her brother found solitude in her...a friend they never had. It felt like a dream yet...the weird human in a straight jacket has charmed everyone...damn her stupid heart. She sounded insane just like everyone that started liking her. Damn the humans kind nature...

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Now it was time to do it again and she took a leap of faith, put Flowey back on her shoulder and kept going on the rooftops...That's when she realized behind her the crowd was starting to become thinner and Papyrus was nowhere to be seen. That's when she got off the rooftops and entered a foggy patch of trees right after snowdin ended.The path was bearly visible. Both Flowey and Chara looked at each other in guilt...This must be where Papyrus will try to "capture her". Jeez she doesn't want to hurt that sweetheart she will really have to hold back. She can bearly see until she sees Papyrus and the fog starts clearing.

"HUMAN. I-I NEED TO CAPTURE YOU..I'm Sorry"

"no, Papyrus...i'm sorry...."

He could feel Sans, Fowey and Chara tense up. No she won't kill him. But she had to admit her approach might seem scary to someone who is afraid 24/7 of someone going psycho and killing everyone or for someone who felt their sins crawling on their back for doing exactly that.

"OH? WHY IS THAT HUMAN..?"

"You won't be able to capture me...." Their tension was so thick she could cut it with a knife.

"W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN HUMAN?! OF COURSE I WILL I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS...NYEHE...HE..He?"

"again. I'm sorry but...Give me your best papyrus and i will teach you a new stunt after this"

What is she doing?! STOP TRYING TO BUY YOURSELF TIME GET IT OVER WITH! Jesus she hates fights...all she needs is her --- no...no she knows the only people she will fight aren't down in the underground.

"I SHALL PROVE TO YOU HUMAN I CAN CATCH YOU! NYEHHHH" it was clear as day Undyne was teaching him to fight.

"we will see Papyrus...we will see"

She put Flowey down and looked at Chara. She was truly looking guilty now. She even gave Frisk a mouthed 'please, don't do it'. They truly never faced an unwanted did they...She couldn't blame them. Those were kids after all she was almost an adult. Bones came from everywhere as she leaped and doged with unmatched precision and she ended up behind Papyrus. There was blue she stopped herself mid air, there was orange she kept speeding and moving.

"W-WHA--"

"B E H I N D   Y O U" The older skeleton's magic must be going wild right now.

And Papyrus turned around Frisk 'vanished' again.She doged, she stopped, she moved, she slipped, she jumped and doged some more, she kept vanishing until Papyrus couldn't take it anymore and he sat in the snow in defeat, sweating. Frisk came forward and looked down at him.She must have looked like sme killer ready to finish their victim with that bandana and straight jacket. She searched in her pockets and had a twisted look on her face. she did that more for fun of the scare she would get from the three watching them. Sans teleported behind Papyrus ready to sommon his magic to protect his brother. That is adorable to be honest.

"oh hey sans, hold on i can't find something" And they all looked at her weird again apart, from Papyrus who was panting. Pfft the psycho searching for something and suddenly they're nice. No duh they were confused.

"OH BROTHER! YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD THE HUMAN IS!! SHE MIGHT EVEN GET PAST UNDYNE" Oh poor papy i bearly used any energy you dork.

"Jeez Papyrus...you really shouldn't fight me like that.." She kneelt and gave him a monster candy. She felt pitty for the monster in front of her. He reminded her of her younger self so much..

The older skeleton's hand dropped and his eye stopped flaring. They all must have been confused.

"IT'S NO PROBLEM HUMAN. I AM TRULY SURPRISED YOU SPOKE THE TRUTH...Maybe Im Not So Great After All"

As the skeleton's brother was ready to step in Frisk couldn't bear it:

"NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!" silence again.

"Oh Papyrus don't ever say that...You just need some more training and i promised i would teach you a stunt, right? I will teach you how to vanish when i come over again. That's what friends are for, right?"

"NYEHHHHHHH?! FRIENDS?! TRAINING?! REALLY HUMAN?!"

Oh Frisk couldn't help the light laugh that came out of her. He does really remind her of herself when she was a kid.

"Yes Papyrus, i can't wait to teach you"

"WOWIEEEE!!!" And he got up and pulled her in a bear hug. They both laughed.

"THANK YOU HUMAN!!"

"no problem,  my greatest student"

"NYEHEHEHEHEH!!!"

yup...he was just like her....

"THIS OFFICIALLY MEANS YOU ARE OUR FRIEND!!"our..?

" SO IT MEANS YOU WILL SPEND THE NIGHT AT ME AND MY BROTHERS HOUSE SINCE ITS GETTING LATE. I SHALL ALSO COOK MY SPAGHETTI!!"

"wait what now?" Now that was unexpected...

"Bro you sure about that?" He looks uncomftarble...Don't blame him he thought i would kill Papy after all.

"YES BROTHER AND THE HUMAN'S FRIEND CAN COME TOO!!"

"O-Oh umm i already have somewhere to be heheheh SEE YA HUMAN"

Coward....well then she can't refuse Papy can she..?

"Ok papyrus, i shall accept your offer"

"WOAHHH THERE WEIRDO YOU AIN'T DOING NOTH--"A vine just pulled Chara's ghost to the Inn...Well at least she knows where the two are staying.

As Papyrus stepped forward leading them to the brothers house, Sans came by her side. 

"hey there bucko....Really don't do that shit again....y-you almost gave me a heart attack"

"I'm sorry i rattled your bones so badly hehe.."

She didn't miss how the skeleton relaxed when he heard that. Oh poor thing..

"so you pull stuns like these often?"

"I'll give you a clue about my name...You can't spell it without risk..." WHAT WAS SHE SPURTING OUT?! Well her name is unique after all, no one has it apart from her so it's impossible for him to guess it.

The skeleton slowed down trying to guess it..He didn't figure it out, he didn't stand a chance to.

"Kiddo you have a really really weird name...unless you were joking"

"Pfft...get that a lot...and by the way, im not a kid"

Is that how skeletons blush?! Oh my god that's adorable his cheekbones are blue-ish. PFFFTTT!

"O-ok this is awkward...? How old are ya??"

"Im 17 actually"

"O-oh jesus...y-you are as old as paps i-im so sorry but you are kinda short..heh.." He rubbed the back of his skull awkwardly. Poor thing is getting hit from all the angles by her.

"and you aren't? We both need a ladder to climb the carpets around this place! Have you seen the chairs?!"

"Buahahhaha ok ok got'cha, too big!"

"and how old are you?"

"take your age and add a 4 to it"

"Damn 174 years is a long time don't you think old man?"

"don't play smart on me bucko im 21..."

"No wonder you smell like grillbys all the time, got the legal age and you downed the whole stash didn't ya?"

And thats when she left the skeleton to his thoughts going ahead to 'keep up' with Papyrus.Poor guy must be embarrased. Maybe this night won't be as bad as she first thought.