ExperimentTale

Now he really was uncomftarble...That human was coming in his home...but after the conversation they had he was more relaxed. Maybe it won't be so bad. Jeez he was truly embarrased now. The human wasn't as young as the others. he called them a kid when they are only 4 years younger. Now he felt kinda dumb for that. 

"WELCOME, HUMAN! TO OUR HOUSE! NYEHEHEH!!"

"You guys have a nice house, i like it!"

"ONLY THE BEST FROM THE GREATEST NYEHEHE!"

Sans was too preocupied to listen to his brother showing the human around. That's when he heard a scream:

"WAIT HUMAN THAT IS MY BROTHER'S ROOM YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE"

THAT got his attention.

"Hey bucko i suggest you don't go in"

"Hmm? Oh ok sorry to intrude then.."

Jeez they didn't even push the subject? This human is really obedient...

"NOW HUMAN LET'S GET TO COOKING SHALL WE?"

"wait.. I'm allowed to help?!" Huh? They were a sucker for cooking too?

"YES HUMAN! YOU MAY HELP THE GREAT PAPYRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK SPAGHETTI?"

"I know a lot of recepies, spaghetti being one of them"

Heh he wants to see this. So he teleports in the kitchen right when the human was taking out a pot to help Papyrus...oops...But they didn't drop it, before they formed in the kitchen they threw the pot up and they cought it in mid air landing behind the shorter skeleton...Holy Asgore this kid pulls stunts even while cooking?!

"heh sorry did i stick a bone where i shouldn't?"

"It's perfectl--OH MY GOD PAPYRUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Huh? oh papyrus was smashing tomatoes again...

"WHAT IS WRONG HUMAN?"

"That is NOT how you cook!" 

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! UNDYNE TOUGHT ME HOW TO DO IT"

"OK NO! come here..." The human went by the tall skeletons side and its teaching him how to cook? They are so gentle...And to be honest he is still trying to see what gender the human is...heh grillby would say he swings both ways right now...He needs some ketchup...

"And then you fry them in a pan...Where do you have a pan??"

"UP THERE HUMAN!"

"Ok you stir the noodles ill get it"

The human got on the counter jumping like they weighted nothing...Were they as light as they seemed when they leaped...They got a pan and started cooking. This is the first time the house didn't smell like a fire was about to break down. damn they were truly talented.

"Hey papyrus? do you mind if i use your bathroom to take a shower?"

"NOT AT ALL HUMAN! DO YOU ALSO NEED A CHANGE OF CLOTHES?"

"don't bother...i can't take these off..." More interesting information huh? That got his attention. He slowly opened one of his eyes sockets and looked at the human. 

"BUT YOU TAKE THEM OFF TO SHOWE--"

"please don't push the subject papyrus. I am not allowed to and that's that"

Oh sans was gonna regret doing what he was about to do...He had a hole in the wall to make sure his bro is safe when another reset happens...he thought he would check to see the human's gender and features...They teleported in their room as the human got inside the bathroom. Sans moved his poster to the side. The human was about to take the hood off, a few strads of dark,short auburn hair slipped when they stopped and looked directly at the hole in the wall.

"If you are a pervert...at least be a pervert with someone who can't sense you watching, sans the skeleton"

They got close to the hole with what seemed to be some toilet paper and clogged the hole...Damn it...

"Fine fine; you win bucko..."

"Good because i don't think you want me to start giving you charges seeing i'm 17 and you are 21..."

"touche human...touche..." Damn they are smart. Might as well take a nap.

He doesn't think it has been even more than 15 minutes when a soft knock can be heard at the door. Without thinking he mumbled:

"Yeahhh...come in...." Wait what did he just say? Damn it he was too sleepy to realize what he was doing.

"Hey sans? Papyrus is screaming for y--"

Oh oh... they are gonna call him a nerd or something...he knew he should have gotten rid of these books and post---

"Your room is messy but i like the books and posters" The human was looking at his trash tornado mock---

wait what now?

"R-really?" Shit his face was warming up...Damn it this kid is too kind...

"Yeah i did read some of these back on the surface" She picked up a book about quantum physics and flipped through it. Isn't that his major?

"heh didn't expect you to know anything about quantum physics..i remember how the book was so good i couldn't put it down"

"Even if there is gravity? Damn...well i picked up a lot from...people..i hang around?..Oh you have a map of the constellations"

Now he heard those pauses and the change in tone..what are you hidding human? Why does seeing them sad kinda make him sad? He must be needing his ketchup more than he thought.

"yeah i do have a telescope around here somewhere" They looked at the trom-bone in his wardrobe and they seemed to get the joke as they laughed a little.

"When you monsters get on the surface...." Wait what? Where is this coming from..?

"Please promise me...you will use the telescope and the trom-"bone"...and you will get Papyrus some real cooking lessons. He has great potential"

"IF we ever get out..."

"WHEN you get out..now come beacuse i can predict in the stars that Papyrus will be yell--"

"BROTHER! HUMANNNN! COME DOWN TO EAT MY BEST DISH YETTT!"

"Well, sooner than i thought...pfft come on bonehead"

Damn this human was toying with him and he bearly knew anything about them...Now that is something that THERE IS NO QUESTION shouldn't be happening.They enjoyed the rest of the night and had fun watching some mettaton shows. They laughed and all three of them fell asleep in the living room. Papyrus in a pillow fort, the human on some blankets and him on the couch...or at least he thought the human fell asleep...because he forgot insomnia was something the human was also dealing with.