attack on Damian
~on the group chat, that includes Regina but not Janis~
Regina: Good morning pitches!
Gretchen: hi!
Karen: ☺️💄😸🐾🖐️👋😉
Damian: Is that a BE MORE CHILL REFERENCE?
Cady: Damian, if you would calm down! Regina, clearly has an important matter to discuss!
Aaron: Yes please! We would love to hear!
Karen: yis Damian, it’s is a Be More Chill reference! Know contunieu Regina!
Regina: Hush children! I'll need you all to take Janis to the art room during lunch, then bring her to the Cafeteria! Are you in?
Cady: Yup!
Aaron: Yes!
Damian: Yes, your majesty!
Gretchen: yes!
Karen: 💯👍🏼
Regina: Coolness! But @Damian, why “your majesty”?
Damian: Oh yeah! Me and Janis used to call you North Shore Hugh’s resident Queen Bee! 🐝 👑
Regina: SMH!
Damian: I mean you were a bitch!
Regina: I will fight you! You’re lucky I like Janis and you're her friend otherwise I would totally waste you!
Damian: Wow! I’m shaking in my boots! I guess I’ll have to call Janis!
Regina: Dude! Please don’t! I'll apologize!
Gretchen: your power, Damian!
Karen: 😂😃🤣😆😹
Cady: Guys! Please calm down!
Aaron: Yeah! Let’s all take a chill pill!
Regina: Easy for you to say! You’re not the one being threatened!
Damian: If you calm down, Janis doesn’t need to know!
Regina: Okay! Fine!
Damian: Good!
Regina: Bye! I’m going to privately discuss a matter with our dear friend, Damian!
Gretchen: please don’t kill him!
Karen: 🚫🗡️👦
Regina: Sheesh! I’m not going to!
Damian: Somebody please help me!
Gretchen: I'll come!
Karen: ✋
Aaron: Sure!
Cady: Me too!
~at Damian's house~
“Regina, please you don’t have to do this!” screamed Damian
“Guys, we need to get in there quickly!” yelled Gretchen whilst they split up
“Help! The back-door is open!” screamed Damian, with tears in his eyes
“I didn’t want to do this!” yelled Regina
They heard a scream.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” screamed Damian
“Damian, are you okay?” yelled Cady rushing into the room.
“No! She threw my Playbill collection on the floor!” cried Damian
“Sheesh! I thought she killed you!” laughed Gretchen, also entering the room.
”She killed me alright! She killed my soul!” sobbed Damian
“We just have to put them back! Please calm down, Damian!” said Cady, between tears of laughter
~a while later, after his Playbill collection is sorted out again~
“I'm traumatized, remind me never to cross Regina!” said Damian dramatically
“I warned you!” barked Regina
“How did this even happen?!” asked Cady and Gretchen at the same time
“I was hovering over Janis' contact, when she came over. Then she grabbed my phone somehow and threatened me with my Playbill collection box.” said Damian
“Now that attempted murder is off the list, let’s brainstorm!” said Gretchen
“You need to ask Janis out and ask her to be your prom date at the same time, like Damian said.” spoke Gretchen
“How about something to do with your relationship?” said Karen
“You forking genius, Karen!” exclaimed Cady
“How about different clues about things you did and hints and arrows!” exclaimed Gretchen, “This is going to be so much fun!”