Proper Grammar
Stranger?
good morning, oh dorky one
Good morning yourself, arsonist punk.
oh yeah, total pyromaniac
Ooh, that was almost a grammatically correct sentence!
Add a capital and some punctuation and ‘poof’. You don’t look like an idiot.
dont even get on my case about gramar
besides, you kno what i mean
Well, yes, technically.
But I actually, physically cringe everytime I read one of your texts.
And I would prefer for this to be a pleasant experience.
you dont like texting me?
Thats
Not what I mean.
I meant, like
I would just
Perfer
If you used proper grammar, is all.
whats up with the breaking up of sentnces?
its weird, dork
It’s just a thing I do sometimes.
Ignore it.
wel, can you ignore my ‘improper’ gramar?
No.
I can’t.
ok, how about this?
I’m listening.
ill try to spell right, without any ‘rites’ or whatever
but i dont have to capitalise or use apostrophes, and i can still use acronyms
and, in return, you stop using emojis
:O
You can’t use emojis as a bargaining chip!
It’s part of my charm!
i can and i will
especially when youre asking me to completely change my texting style
But you’re already doing so well!
Can’t I keep my precious boys?
Look, you made them cry!
;-;
thats the deal
or else i go back to typing whatever the hell i want
...Can a rose change your mind?
--^--(@)
no, it cant
suck it up, dork
Don’t make me threaten you with a sword to make you let me keep my boys!
oh, youre a fencer too, dork?
You bet I am!
o==[]:::::::::::>
ok thats a pretty good sword
but i remain unconvinced dork
quit it
Urgh
Can I keep just four emojis?
no
But they’re so useful!
C’mon - three?
...2
ill let you keep 2
which ones
Well, I gotta keep my favorite boys
:P
:)
doooooork
And proud of it!
what dork stuff are you doing right now?
Well, I intended to get ready to go to school
But
I kinda
Got distracted by texting you
hah
im making you miss dork school
Not yet, but
You’re getting there.
What ‘punk’ stuff are you doing?
just hanging out with a friend
Ooh, friend
Fancy.
Is this the aforementioned stoner friend?
yeah
i just almost told you her name
but it occurs to me that you might be a murderer or catfish or something
oh.
sorry
No, it’s
fine
keeping friends safe is important
yeah, it is
especially since stoner friend is the best
shes like
my guardian angel
Is this some forbidden love I’m detecting?
what
no
were just friends
swear
Mmmhmm.
I am also hanging out with a friend now.
Uh, paint girl. Victoria.
I already told you her name when I didn’t know you were a stranger arsonist, so
Anyway. She stayed the night.
ooh, how
intimate
well
except
...Except?
well i dunno what gender you are, so
the gay thing may or may not put a wrench in that
Girl. I’m a girl.
So your teasing may go on, even if it’s blatantly wrong.
that rhymes
Uh… no.
it almost does
and i have very few chances to smile at something so stupid
do you
...do i?
I
Nevermind
Intrusive.
no, come on
you can ask
though i reserve the right not to answer
uh
do you
smile a lot?
that, dork, is a very weird question
I know
sorry
I don’t mean to be
Whatever
yeah
i do
smile a lot, i mean
Good.
That’s
That’s good.
I’m glad.
me too
Heh.
im a girl
?
just like
you said what your gender was
so i thought id mention
oh
right.
Punk girl.
dork girl
We make quite the pair.
Punk girl and her sidekick dork girl!
not that im objecting
but why are you the sidekick?
I
Would be better as a sidekick.
Plus, I’m the bigger trashfire,
(as we’ve discussed)
So all the better.
right.
i gtg, sidekick
ttyl
I hope Bye-o, punk.