Marvel Shorts

Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
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Marvel Shorts
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Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Thor (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Pietro Maximoff, Scott Lang, James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson, Loki/Natasha Romanov, Loki (Marvel), Nick Fury, Bruce Banner/Thor, Wade Wilson, Phil Coulson, Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, Peggy Carter, Loki/Tony Stark, Sigyn (Marvel), Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Clint Barton/Pietro Maximoff, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Carol Danvers, Loki/Thor (Marvel), Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Carol Danvers/Maria Rambeau, Bruce Banner/Loki, Clint Barton/Scott Lang, Scott Lang/Steve Rogers, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Loki (Marvel), Clint Barton/Sam Wilson, Clint Barton/Loki, James "Bucky" Barnes/Thor, Tony Stark/Everyone, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Clint Barton/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Scott Lang/Peter Parker, Loki/Sigyn, Bruce Banner/Clint Barton, Tony Stark/Thor, Tony Stark/Sam Wilson, Phil Coulson/Steve Rogers, James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark, Tony Stark/T'Challa, En Dwi Gast | Grandmaster/Loki, Loki/Steve Rogers, Piotr Rasputin/Wade Wilson, Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
Summary
Just a bunch of short Marvel shorts.Basically, the ones that are too short to be in my one-shot book.•Super irregular updates every week•
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Weed gummies (Crack)

Peter is 21. Like the title says weed gummies. That means mature content. Read at your own risk.

Peter walked into the compound. To the sound of arguing. When he gets closer to the source he identifies the voices.  Thor and Tony were in the midst of a heated argument.

"No, he can not live with us. After what he did, New York. People were killed. Do you not remember that. His psycho ass will not live with us!" Tony lashed out.

"Man if Iron watch your tongue!" Thor screamed out.

Bruce was already done with their shit. "Tony shut up, New York wasn't his fault!" Bruce snapped. As he turned slightly green to get his point across.

"Fine, he can stay. But he better stay away from Peter if he knows what's good for him" Tony then stomped off to his lab.

"Thank you friend Banner. I shall go retrieve Loki."

"It's fine Thor. His room is across from yours."

Over the months' Peter would sneak into the room with Loki. Until the point where they were best friends

"Peter I have discovered this green squishy food. I saw a strange-looking shop and they let me try one. Try the cherry kind." Loki grabs a hands full and gives them to Peter.

Peter chews a mouthful. By then Loki eat around five hands full of cherry gummy's.

"Loki these have something in them. Let me see the package."

Loki gives Peter a confused look and rummages through his pocket. Pulling out a few daggers, a necklace, and wrappers. Until he finds the package and hands it to Peter.

"Oh, no. Loki these are weed gummies!"

Through a mouth full of gummies Loki turns his head up. "What is that?"

"It's a plant that is intoxicating. The best way to explain it's similar to alcohol. It numbs your senses."

"That would make a lot of sense of why I feel a little lightheaded."

An hour passed and they were fully kicked in.

"Loki I'm craving some hot Cheetos" Loki nods and pulls a family-size bag out of his pocket.

"Loki I'm bored let's do something!" Peter said between a mouth full of chips.

"What do you suggest we do"

"Follow me!" Peter grabs Lokis's hand and they are out of the door.

"So the objective of this game is to hit this ball into a hole. With this metal stick?" Loki said twisting the stick in a circle examining it.

"I haven't played this before. Only miniature golf, but this shouldn't be so hard" Peter swings at the ball and misses it. Blinking he tries to hit the ball again, missing. It took him 10 frustrating swings to hit it. Only for it to go around 10 feet.

"Let me try" Loki lines up his shot. Only for him to miss. It took five times before Loki was so done.

"Why would anyone person attempt this vile evil game" Loki shouted.

"They knew it would make people angry that why," Peter shouted out kicking the ball. And throwing down the club.

"For Scotlaaaaaaaaaaand" Peter yelled.

"Freeeeeeeeeeeeedom" Loki screamed out. Peter jumped on Loki's back and joined the screaming. During most of their screaming Loki set the golf course on fire.

"We have done right Peter. Now let's go get something to drink."

For a few moments, things were fine. Loki was brewing tea. While Peter was grabbing the orange juice out of the fridge. Loki went to grab a mug out of the cabinet when Peter stopped him.

Whispering something into his ear. Loki listened and a huge grin formed on his face. When Tony walked out of his lab. He saw that Peter and Loki were sitting on some chairs. Shrugging he walked into the kitchen. Starting with the coffee maker.

Tony opened the cabinet to grab a mug. Only his hand was met with air. Glancing up there were no mugs in the cabinet.

He turned and looked at Peter and Loki. They looked very interested in the window.

"Loki what are you looking at? A pretty girl?" Loki shakes his head no.

"A pretty boy?" Loki shakes his head again.

"We set the golf course on fire!" Peter said happier than he usually is.

"Everything is ABLAZE!" Loki says smiling.

"You know what I give up. But where are all of the coffee mugs?"

"It's rather muggy outside today" Peter giggles out. Sipping his orange juice from a small bowl. They both look at the mugs sitting outside.

"It is," Loki said, as he drank tea from a bigger bowl.

Tony rushed to look outside. Only to see in the back of the lawn was fire. Where the golf course once was. Then a bunch of mugs sitting on the lawn outside of the door.

"No coffee" Tony sadly made his way back to his lab.

"Sooo Peter I am still hungry from those gummies we ate. Want to make some food?" Peter nods.

They eat spaghetti, some pancakes, and some ice cream.

 

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