Stucky + Howard (Crack)
Ship: (Steve x Bucky)
Past: Howard x Bucky
Bisexual Bucky
Gay Steve
Bi-Curious Howard
Mentions of past sexual encounters. There are two endings to this short. The second one is my favorite.
My Ears
The team was shocked when they walked in on Steve and Bucky. In the middle of a heavy make-out session. They pulled away scared, of what the others were going to do. But times have changed. Their relationship didn't have to be hidden from the outside world. They weren't at risk of going to jail anymore. Or getting killed.
After the initial shock, the team quickly got used to the fact. That Captain America isn't straight and hey, he's in a relationship with Bucky.
They grew up together, and went through hell and back with each other. It really wasn't a surprise. When you piece all the facts together.
But Tony was a different story. Because there has been a thought in the back of his mind. That was haunting him. He asked Steve several times, but he didn't believe the answer he received.
When the Avengers movie night came on Friday. Tony lurked around Steve.
Steve got up and went to go make some more popcorn. Tony followed his every movement. His question practically screaming out.
(Version 1)
Steve got upset with Tony and blurted out. "For the last time Tony. I did not fondue with your father. Bucky, please tell him!"
Bucky said with a mouthful of popcorn. "Steve didn't sleep with your father, Tony."
Steve gave Tony a look saying 'I told you so.'
Until Bucky finished his sentence. "But I did"
"What?" Steve screamed out.
"Oh, I said I fucked Tony's dad," Bucky said casually. Stuffing another mouthful of popcorn. Everyone's attention turned towards him.
"When was this Buck?"
"Oh, before we were together. It was after you rescued me. Howard wanted to see how my body was affected by my version of the serum. One thing leads to another and -well. We kind of you know- on his workbench."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHJDKSLBDKSLDBRI DKSNDSNDBKDBDJENDBDKAKZBSOJSVSJ" Tony screamed out. For what felt like an hour.
"Bruce we need to discover a way to bleach my ears. MY EARS" Tony shouted out. Before going into another screaming session.
(Version 2)
Steve got upset with Tony and blurted out. "For the last time Tony. I did not fondue with your father. Bucky, please tell him!"
Bucky said with a mouthful of popcorn. "Steve didn't sleep with your father, Tony."
Steve gave Tony a look saying 'I told you so.'
Until Bucky finished his sentence. "But I did"
"What?" Steve screamed out.
"Oh, I said I fucked Tony's dad," Bucky said casually. Stuffing another mouthful of popcorn. Everyone's attention was on Bucky.
But slowly shifted towards Tony. Who was unusually quiet? Tony put his hand on his heart. A pained expression crossed his face and he fell back.
Bruce quickly ran towards Tony checking his pulse. Only to find there wasn't one. "Oh, Shit! Get me a defibrillator NOW!"
Natasha tore the room apart looking for one. Clint was currently running to the med bay.
Bruce was trying to give him Cpr. But it wasn't helping.
But Thor rushed over. "I don't know if this will work." Thor grabbed his hammer. Placing it over Tony's chest and thumped it.
Tony took a sudden inhale of breath. Sighing Bruce checked Tony.
"What happened?" Tony questioned. He didn't know how he got on the floor.
"Well, Bucky gave you a heart attack. After he told you he fucked your father."
Tony paled and avoid looking at Bucky.