What the shit Parker (Crack)
The Avengers were having a serious discussion. In all honestly, Wade blanked them out completely. He walked into the kitchen and made a b-line to the microwave.
Wade looked over only to see the Avengers. They all had serious expressions as they talked. He nodded along to their conversation.
He rustled through the cabinet and grabbed a plate. Putting his chimichanga on it from earlier. The team was too busy talking to notice he was there. Until the microwave beeped. They quickly turned to see what the noise was. Someone might have just broken into the tower. They were right.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" Tony screamed.
"Shit time to go." Wade sprinted to the window. He busted it and leaped out.
"Spidey catch meeeeeeee." Was heard on the way down.
Then they heard a loud splat at the bottom of the tower. "WHAT THE SHIT PARKER!"
Little did Wade know Peter was on the other side of town.