Ships as Vines & Shorts 2
Tony: I don't know how to tell you this, but you're in love with me.
Bruce: what?
Bruce: OH WAIT OH MY GOD I AM!
Natasha: What kind of confession did I just witness?
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony and you are?
T'Challa: Not as straight as I thought I was.
Bruce: So the results are in. Its shows that you are... gay.
Tony: Wait so you could tell that just from the results.
Bruce: I could tell since you walked in the door.
Peter: Wade come look at this.
Wade: Look at what?
Peter: It's gone now.
Wade: What was it?
Peter: Me being straight.
*Wade smirks*
Tony: Hit me. Come on hit me. Hit me right here.
Thor: Hit me right here.
*The two lean in and kiss. While the rest of the team awes.*
Bruce: *Smiles*
Clint: *Blushes and slams his head on the table.*
Clint: That's fucking it. I'm killing him!
Tony: Or you could just man up and ask him out?
Clint: K-killing... Is easier.
Thor: Bruce I had a dream we fucked.
Bruce: Thor it's just a dream.
Thor: Huh gay I would fuck you.
Bruce: You wouldn't?
Thor: I mean unless you want to?
Tony: So, how's the prettiest person in the world doing?
Strange: *Barely glances at Tony*
Strange: I don't know, how are you?
Tony: ...
Tony: *voice cracks* I-I'm fine.
*Clint climbs in bed*
Sam: What are you doing?
Clint: No homo.
Sam: Oh alright.
* Clint turns to spoon Sam.*
Peter: *phone starts ringing*
Ned: *looks to see who it is*
Ned Hahahaha you still call dad 'daddy'??
Peter: *looks at Ned with a completely straight face and answers the phone*
Peter: Hey Wade.
Ned: *chokes*
MJ: What!?!?!?!?
Loki: Fuck you, dude.
Grandmaster: Well I mean if you want to.
Loki: What
*music plays*
Grandmaster: Want to fuck?
Bucky: If there is such a thing as true love, I'm sure that I'll never find it.
Clint: *smiling like sunshine*
Clint: Oh don't worry! I'm sure that you'll find it someday. Maybe you and I can find it together!
Bucky: *under his breath* H-holy shit I found it.
Sam: I thought you were bae. Turns out you are just fam.
Steve: Bruh
Bucky: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!
Steve: *voice cracks* Everyone?
Bucky: ...
Bucky: *sighs* Everyone but you.
Steve: Honestly I really like guys-
*Bucky gasps*
Steve: Geysers there one of earth's natural beauties.
* Bucky settles back down*
Steve: I also really like dudes.
*Bucky crushes water bottle in his own face*
Coulson: Hey, did you fall from heaven?
Steve: Yes, are you the angel taking me back?
Coulson *instantly turns red*
*Bucky with Natasha*
Sam: So you like her huh."
Bucky Yes
*Bucky with Steve*
Sam: So you like him now?
Bucky: Yes.
Sam: I don't get it. Who do you like? Girls boys-
Bucky: Yes
Tony: *Flirts with Loki*
Loki: *stares at him intensely*
Tony: You're really quiet today, Loki.
Loki: No one plans a murder out loud.