Fem-Slash February 6.Blackpepper
Pepper, Tony, Wanda, and Clint were sitting at the table talking about how their relationships with their significant other who was also on the team.
"I need to tell you two what Natasha told me. I'll speak French between your legs. Is the hottest thing I've ever been told."
Tony took a deep breath and almost laughed. "I'm just picturing someone screaming 'Bonjour' at a penis."
"Sacre bleu mademoiselle vagina. Hon Hon Hon. Titty croissant!" Then Clint started laughing uncontrollably.
"Titty Croissant?" Wanda laughed. The rest of them were laughing while Pepper stood stone-faced.
"None of you should ever be having sex. How do any of you have a boyfriend is beyond me?" Pepper shook her head as the others kept laughing.
But she did want to take her girlfriend's offer.