Thin Mints (Gen)
When Sam went to go shopping at the supermarket. He spotted the girl scouts selling cookies. He was debating whether he should get some. Steve would be mad, but cookies. Walking by he heard them talking about their favorite Avenger.
"Nah, Falcon is the coolest one. He can fly! With wings!" One of the girls squealed. When he heard that he backtracked. Buying all the cookies the girls had.
Sam walked into the tower carrying all kinds of boxes. When Sam started to unpack the boxes, Steve stared in horror. "Sam why are there boxes of cookies all over the kitchen!"
"THEY SAID I WAS COOL!"
"So you bought... two hundred boxes of cookies?"
Bucky and Natasha were sitting on the couch eavesdropping in on their conversation. "AW YEAH, I HOPE YOU GOT THIN MINTS. I REALLY LOVE THIN MINTS!"
Natasha got up and grabbed a box. Motioning for Bucky grab some. Together they scarfed them down.
Bucky continued to eat cookies whenever he could. On missions and everyday life. Steve tried to ration the number of cookies he ate. But Bucky was eating them non stop. Almost like he was pulling them out of thin air.
Steve began to question why Bucky had chocolate stuck in the grooves of his metal hand. When there weren't any cookies missing from the boxes in the fridge or the pantry.
Eventually, he realized what was going on. Bucky hides them somewhere. But Bucky was too clever. He had secret stashes all around. Steve could find any of his hiding places. For the life of him.
Until one day Clint decides to venture further into the air vents in the tower. There was muffled screaming. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE THIN MINTS DOING UP HERE. WHY HAVE YOU HAVE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME! HOW COULD YOU?"
Then there was the sound of metal being ripped out. Followed by the sound of someone with an obviously metal appendage flying into the vents at top speed.
Everyone heard Clint screaming at the top of his lungs. When he came face to face with a very pissed off Winter Soldier.
When they found Clint. He was hanging from the ceiling like a Piñata. Tony was laughing the whole time. He took around a hundred pictures. Natasha cut Clint down.
Luckily for Bucky, he hides them all over the place. Only one of his 20 hiding spots was discovered.