How to win an argument by Tony Stark
Bruce walked into the lab. Watching as Tony sat on his stool. Messing around with his clothes. He didn't know why and brushed it off. Going to his side of the lab and continuing his day.
Then later in the day, the team was in the kitchen. Getting ready for lunch. Steve and Tony were arguing with each other. Tony knew every argument they had. Steve uses the same lines.
This time Steve got an outcome he didn't expect. "Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you? "
"NAKED!" Tony ripped his pants and shirt off. Leaving him in his boxers.
"Nnnnaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeedddddd" Tony ran around screaming. Steve's jaw dropped down to the ground.
Bruce was laughing his ass off. He wondered what Tony was doing to his clothes.
"Well, I guess you could say. He's Stark Naked," Clint chuckled. He did the finger gun motion. Natasha slapped the back of his head.
She threw Tony's clothes at his face. Threatening him to get dressed.
After that Steve never said those words again. But to Tony, it was worth it. They all had a good laugh about it later on.
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