atsushi, why are we in a group chat with the MAFIA?

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atsushi, why are we in a group chat with the MAFIA?
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introductions + experiments?

nakajima atsushi has added 14 members to the chat! 

 

atsushi: dazai-san can you add the others? i don't have anyone else's contacts

 

dazai: why yes i can

 

dazai osamu has added 5 members to the chat! 

nakahara chuuya has left the chat! 

dazai osamu has added nakahara chuuya to the chat!

 

atsushi: nakahara-san please ):

 

chuuya: omg sorry i just saw dazai

 

dazai: chibiiiiii

 

chuuya: shut up

 

nakajima atsushi has changed the group name to 'ADA/ Port Mafia!'

 

akutagawa: what is this?

 

gin: a group chat.

 

kouyou: I would like to know as well.

 

atsushi: oh right!!!! as requested by the president, i've made a gc so all of us can communicate/ get to know each other! let's all get along (:

 

akutagawa: no thank you

 

atsushi: lets! all! get! along!

 

kenji: Oooooh i like this!!!!!!!!!

 

gin: aight

 

fukuzawa: Yes, I believe this will be good for the alliance.

 

mori: (:

 

dazai: gross

 

mori: ):

 

kunikida: I am not happy about it but I will respect your decision

 

akutagawa: i suppose

 

atsushi: great!!!!

 

haruno: Apologies president but why am I here?

 

atsushi: because we love you!!!

 

fukuzawa: Exactly that.

 

haruno: oh i- thank you

 

gin: wait idek half of u lmao

 

atsushi: you will get to know us all eventually! but for now i'm the tiger if you didn't know haha

 

gin: oh trust me i know (;

 

atsushi: ....?

 

atsushi: i mean we did meet that One Time!!

 

akutagawa: you what

 

gin: yeah def what i meant lmao

 

akutagawa:

 

dazai: where is everyonneeeeeeee

 

kunikida: WORKING. As you should be!

 

dazai: laaaaaame

 

kouyou: Dazai, get to work, lad.

 

dazai: omg ane-san ill go to work immediately

 

kunikida: I don't know who you are but thank you.

 

kouyou: (:

 

dazai: shes the one who tried to get kyouka back ok i will work now

 

atsushi: wait- he's actually working?

 

atsushi: he's doing his own paperwork?? wow thank you

 

atsushi: doing his work is so tiring ):<

 

kouyou: I am simply someone he would never want to make angry.

 

kouyou- How is my Kyouka, dear?

 

atsushi: she's wonderful!!! she's busy w ranpo right now though

 

akutagawa: imagine having to do dazai's paperwork

 

chuuya: he.... aku you-

 

mori: wasn't that your job while he was still in the mafia?

 

akutagawa: the past is behind me

 

atsushi: yeah sure it is.

 

akutagawa: quiet.

 

 

9:04 am
kajii: WHO WANTS TO HELP ME WITH AN EXPERIMENT???????!?!?!!!!

 

yosano: nobody.

 

kajii: SOMEBODY WILL!!!! HAHAHAAA

 

kenji: Ooh what kind of experiment??!

 

atsushi: kenji no!

 

kenji: Kenji yes!

 

hirotsu: Please do not join him, kid. Kajii is harmful.

 

tachihara: ull regret it if u do

 

gin: ^^^^

 

kajii: NOOOO HE WILL NOT!!! JOIN ME

 

yosano: god he even TEXTS like that? men.

 

gin: men.

 

kouyou: Men.

 

gin: periodt

 

kenji: Id like to helllpppppp

 

chuuya: oh god

 

dazai: hehe

 

chuuya: stfu

 

kajii: GREAT!!!!! ILL TEXT YOU WHERE TO MEET ME

 

kenji: okay!!

 

yosano: and iiiiiii will be on standby

 

dazai: im  suuuure his experiments arent that bad~

 

akutagawa: mistake.

 

dazai: are you calling me a mistake akutagawa-kun~?

 

akutagawa: i would never. i apologize

 

atsushi: stfu with that

 

mori: Now, now, boys! This is for you to become besties!

 

akutagawa: apologies boss but i don't believe that is possible

 

atsushi: i'm sorry!!!! akutagawa is just really ann*ying

 

akutagawa: i could easily say the same for you

 

chuuya:

 

gin:

 

chuuya: thinkin what i'm thinkin?

 

gin: yup.

 

akutagawa: shut

 

atsushi:...?

 

hirotsu: Are we no longer worried about the kid going with Kajii?

 

yosano: i'm prepared to heal him if it's needed

 

hirotsu: Alright.

 

tachihara: damn gramps gone soft

 

hirotsu: Would you like to be reported KIA tomorrow?

 

tachihara: nah i'm good

 

gin: lmao

 

hirotsu: You as well.

 

gin: i'm also good thanks

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